Hares: Dastardly and friends
Location: Neighbourhood Pub NE
834 68 St NE, Calgary, AB T2A 6X7
https://maps.app.goo.gl/MtEQphTjfEKZuREn6
RA: Skewbic Hair
Attendance: 29
Never Enough Playing!
The Beginning
A number of hashers have or will shortly pass through the portal to seniors discounts. Not necessarily a bad thing as saving money is always good, however the psychological drama of achieving a certain age can be eased if you have others in the same boat.
Coincidentally, the run number ends in 65. A suspicious coincidence which was motivation for Dastardly to hook up with his friends to set trail with a 65 theme. Included in the hare mix were: Dastardly, Lying Sack of Shit, Snevil, Twisty and Hardly. With 5 hares, the possibilities are endless. The run was on June 22, 2026 thus also a Tu Tu run for those that like to dress up.
The starting location was the Neighbourhood Pub in the community of Abbeydale NE. A fine strip mall location with character, allowing access to the pathways, streets and alleys of Abbeydale NE.
The scribe was a bit late to the circle so not sure if the group started inside the pub or not. Nevertheless, a circle was present full of enthusiastic hashers who wanted to run.
A good group was present adorned in their finest tutu’s and kilts.
Insane Bolt ran the circle, going through the introductions and announcements. He called the hares into the circle to describe the marks.
The a finger point, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
The pack set off around the back of the strip mall and found what they were looking for. Off into the wilds of Abbeydale NE, many pathways and parks presented themselves.
The Down Down’s
So some unexplained reason, Skewbic Hair volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) at the last run. With poor memory skills, this meant that Scoobie had to prepare for the closing celebration with made up stuff.
Some hashers came forward with snitches, tales, lies and other useful information that the RA could distort into material.
A choir of Insane Bolt and Booty Camp looked after the songs.
First round of down down’s to the hares. As they were a group of 5, this was quite an undertaking.
Apparently there was a hash shit present. It is a long story, but lest just say that it involved maps and getting maps printed. Miracles do happen!
With the program complete, the RA was given a down down and we have a volunteer RA for next week, Insane Bolt! On the Piss declared.
Off to the bar, Neighbourhood Pub NE to debrief on what a wonderful time we had with this run.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Run Summary
Greater that 6.5 km for this fine trail set by old people. Through the neighbourhoods of Abbeydale and Marlborough Park, it was quite an experience.
Hash Extra
