Run

Run 2440 – Mr. PeeeeeNut Sets Trail

Hares: Mr. PeeeeeNut

Location: Moose’s Beanery & Bar

779 Northmount Dr NW, Calgary, AB T2L 0A1

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RA: Hardly

Attendance: 21

New Years Lights?

The Beginning

For the first regular Monday night hash run of 2026, Mr. PeeeeeNut volunteered to set trail. We are thankful that we had a volunteer to kick off the greatest hash season of 2026.

Mr. PeeeeeNut chose Moose’s Beanery & Bar for the run location. This is a great place to host the hash with a large room at the back and great prices on beer and food.

Moose’s Beanery & Bar – Ready to host the hashers!

The group assembled inside and prepared for the run. Checking out the special and food deals prior to setting out on the trail.

Hashers arriving
Long table
Chatter before the run

With no current Hashmasters present, Past It Master Princess Monkey Spanker called the group to circle up outside and mobilized the pack.

Circle forming in the dark
Slow Clap
King Shut
Hardly
Stool Stuffer
Booty Camp and Daisy Duke
Mr. PeeeeeNut
Shakesbeer
Liquor Lots
Can You Hear Me Now and Karate Klit
Blue Balls
Hump the Shark
Snow Blower
OPP
Knight Stalker
Twisty

PMS ran the circle, going through the announcements and introductions.

PMS called the hare into the circle to describe the marks that have been set for the trail.

All the marks you need to worry about are here

With a succinct description of the marks, Mr. PeeeeeNut pointed a direction and released the pack to find the marks for the true trail.

Off to find the marks
Looks like a column of hashers
Head to the lights!
Headlights , streetlights and New Years lights
Alleys
Pathways
Lighting displays
Frost in the trees!
Finding the way
Slow Clap with her radiating jacket
More lights
Another alley
Leftover lights to remind us that it is the dark season!
The inspiration for the Blue Ring public art

Past the light show, it was time to find the regroup and enjoy either a hot chocolate or a warm beverage of choice.

A welcome sight!
Daisy Duke rocking his beer themed hash shit outfit

A short walk back to the bar, the group settled in for an evening of eating, drinking and socializing.

The Down Down’s

Hardly volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He prepared his material and the beer gatherer sourced the down down beers.

Beverages ready!

Hardly started to down down’s with choir selection, singling out Can You Hear Me Now and Knight Stalker.

RA – Hardly
Choir – CYHMN and Knight Stalker

Hardly then called up the hare and a number of other hashers for recognition.

Mr. PeeeeeNut – Hare
Suitable song for the hare!
Daisy Duke
Hump the Shark
Snow Blower – sporting the hash beer costume
Whale Wanker selected for the onesie of shame
Twisty and OPP
Slow Clap
Karate Klit
OPP
Water lovers
Some sort of song being sung for Karate Klit
Dastardly
Hump the Shark with a heavy beverage
Anticipation
Done the RA work – On the Piss

Hardly wrapped up the ceremony by accepting Hump the Shark’s offer to volunteer for next weeks RA duties. The group now settled down for the balance of the evening.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A great trail through the Triwood area of around 6 km with some great views and interesting terrain. Footing was a bit icy and it was cool (-12 C). Fun rom through the streets, alleys and pathways!