22♋ – Blow ‘er Booty ‘s ♋er Run

Hares: Booty Camp and Snow Blow ‘er
Where: Citizen Brewing Company, Calgary, AB
RA: Roaring Nancy
Attendance: 21 (including 4 kidlets)

This run was dubbed the “Best 2pm Run of the Week”! If that’s not high praise, I don’t know what is.

Today was a special day: Family Day and a 69er (which, as we know, is the prelude to how some families get started). In that honor, at least one person went down on trail. And back at the bar, there was some licking and fingering involved too, as Skoob wanted to get rid of the evidence.

Archive: Today saw the return of archived Tommy TwoThreefinger. We’re not sure what warranted the name change. We probably don’t want to know.

Regroup: Dastardly brought his usual growlers of Hot Chocolate (you know, for kids!). Because Dastardly knows how to live, he used a whole 3 1/2 scoops of chocky powder AND offered optional Baileys add-on. We have some photographic evidence that some of the kids hit the sauce a little too hard (see below):

Sexual offence: Strap-On Crampon and Booty Camp were caught “air scissoring” at the bar.

On On!