Hares : Lying Sack of Shit & Phone Sex
Where: Bebo Grove in Fish Creek Park
On-In: Gator’s Sports Pub
Religious Advisor: Abandoned Pussy
Attendance: 33
On-On!
#1919 – Cougars!
Hares : Wet Spot and Menage a Trois
Where: Bally’s Bar & Grill, 2905 – 14 St SW
(now called Bankview Public House)
Religious Advisor: Auntie Frank
Attendance: 40
On-On!
#1918 – Monica Spewinski Blue Dress Run
Hares : Dr Fill & Buried Pleasure
Where: Blind Beggar Pub, Macleod Trail S
Religious Advisor: Lying Sack of Shit
Attendance: 41
On-On!
#1917 – Break Baby Out – A Special Tutu Run
Hares : Hot Cheeks & Granny Panties
Where: Lighthouse Pub, 1140 – 137 Avenue SE
Religious Advisor: Hardly
Attendance: 29
Let’s break Strap On’s kid out. (S)he been on the inside for too long. The 9 month sentence is about over, but the 18 yr probation is just beginning and the warden is expected to fund it all!
On-On!
#1916 – How ’bout a Slow Quicky?
Hares : Hot Quickie and Slow Clap
Where: Rip’s Pub and Eatery, 15 MillRise Blvd SW
Religious Advisor: Abandoned Pussy
Attendance: 38
On-On!
#1915 – Sneviling Dukes
Hares : Snevil & Daisy Duke
Where: MVP Cafe & Lounge
Religious Advisor:
Attendance: 36
On-On!
#1914 – Hurray! Hurray! It’s the first of May!
Hares : Hardly and Twisted Sister
Where: Peckers Point, Nosehill Park, just north of the Winter Club
On-In: Local 390, 390 Northmount Drive NW
Religious Advisor: Abandoned Pussy
Attendance: 35
On-On!
#1913 – Love is in the Air – Let’s do it like Animals!
Hares : Shakesbeer and Slow Clap
Where: Three Crowns – Woodbine, 523 Woodpark Blvd SW
Religious Advisor: Tighty Whitey
Attendance: 32
All your favorite animal prints, let your tail hang out. Spirit animals drink spirits
On-On!
#1912 – The Eggtastic Run
Hares : Tighty Whitey & Tight Lips
Where: Gator’s Sport Pub, 2525 Woodview Dr SW
Religious Advisor: Skewbic Hare
Attendance:
Did you have to care for an egg in elementary school? Take those skills along as you carry an egg on a shiggy-filled run through Fish Creek. Chocolate is optional
On-On!
#1911 – Loose Cheeks
Hares : Hot Cheeks and Hung Loose
Where: Thirsty Turtle Bar & Grill
Religious Advisor:
Attendance: 39
On-On!