Hares: Mr. PeeeeeNut and Scissor Sister

Location: Winkin’ Owl Pub & Restaurant, 13750 Bow Bottom Trail SE, Calgary, AB T2J 6T5

Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Er1WGdBWERXGtyaV6

RA:  Stool Stuffer

Attendance: 22

The Beginning

The regular Monday run fell on the date of the Alberta Referendum vote. You had to vote to declare whether you were happy with Alberta being in Canada, or if you wish to begin the process to consider separation.

As we are loathed to discuss politics, a better question would be….It is Monday night, where is the Hash Run.

The answer is more straightforward, start at the Winkin’ Owl Pub & Restaurant in the nether reaches of Deer Ridge and Deer Run SE. From there, we could have a great run and then head back to the Pub for the Down Down’s and a discussion of current events.

With darkness being a thing now, we gathered in the streetlights of the parking lot close to the Pub.

The group formed something like a circle as the late comers straggled in.

Apparently, we had no one identifying as the Hash Master. Remarkably, Strap On Crampon stepped up to do the job! As such, she took control of the circle and went through the formalities with panash and distinction.

We had a visitor from Vancouver, and an archive of Calgary. We were introduced to Hardon and Double Entry.

After the introductions, the hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had set for the trail.

We had description of view points and the promise of four playgrounds!

The pack was released to head to the hole in the fence and find the marks for the true trail.

The Trail

On out from the parking lot, we eventually found the marks that indicated that we were on trail.

Off to the bar to settle in for the down down’s.

With beer and food selected, time to prepare for the down downs.

Down Down’s

The down down’s were set to go. All the beverages were set up and ready to enjoy. Stool Stuffer was the Religious Advisor and prepared his material.

Stool Stuffer selected a choir of Karate Klit, Lying Sack of Shit, and King Shit.

First up were the hares. Mr. PeeeeeNut and Scissor Sister set a fine trail and were rewarded for the effort.

With the down down’s over, the group was declared “on the piss”.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail was set by Mr. PeeeeeNut and Scissor Sister through Deer Ridge and Queensland SE. Some achieved a distance 6.69 km.

Hash Extra