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Run 2480 – A Southern Soiree

Hares: Hot Cheeks and Swollen Member

Location: Local 403 Pub, 380 Canyon Meadows Dr SE #3133, Calgary, AB T2J 7C3

Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/hStMi36gkKdmd8kn7

RA:  Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 23

Shoe Wash in Fish Creek

The Beginning

As we are now past labour day, who knows what the weather will be like. It could be summer or winter, sunny or raining, but the darkness is starting to appear near the end of the run.

Headlights start to become a thing at this time of year, so remember that. Hot Cheeks decided it time to introduce Swollen Member to the art of haring a run. These are skills that he can use in all aspects of his happy life.

After a bit of adjusting the start location, Local 403 Pub in Canyon Meadows SW was selected as the start location. Access to Fish Creek was important for the success of this run.

The group arrived at the pub and prepared for the fine trail that had been planned for them to follow.

Fancy Entrance
Football game distractions

It was time to head out to the parking lot circle up. A good turnout of over 20 hashers was encouraging to see.

Circle up!
Tighty Whitey
Princess Monkey Spanker
Booty Camp
Liquor Lots
Karate Klit
Swollen Member and Hot Cheeks
Dastardly
Scissor Sister
Pyro
Strap On Crampon
Twisty
Slow Clap
Hardly
King Shit
Mucky Dip
Daisy Duke
Shakesbeer
OPP
Lazy Cummer
Insane Bolt

Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.

Insane Bolt runs the circle

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks.

We have made marks
Standard stuff
Flagging
All these marks
This is the chalk I used to mark the trail

The pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

Leaving the parking lot, the pack spread out to find the marks for true trail. A few false trails were explored prior to finding the good marks. Apparently, some of the marks were a little thin from the recent rain, making finding the trail a bit more challenging.

Off we go
We will wait until someone tells us where to go
LL returns from the wrong way
The hare ensuring the pack is going the right way
Slow Clap adjusting her headlight
Shakesbeer
PMS with a digit greeting
Narrow trail
This bridge looks good
False trail
Slow Clap uses hand signals to suggest the direction
LL heading out
SS walking briskly
Swollen Member proud of this mark
The fence is to keep the riff raff out
Hashers showing off their best features
So many check marks
This is confusing
Fish Creek
Bridge over Fish Creek
Look what we found!
Well placed flagging
Fun times ahead
Shoes are so clean!
Nice and clear water
Scoobie leading the way through this section of the creek
Getting darker
Where are the beavers?
Smart hasher with a headlamp
The water is this big!
Daisy crosses safely
Hot Creeks and Strap On Crampon navigating the rocks
Shakesbeer making sure
Scissor Sister wants to keep her gloves dry
Finally, the regroup is found

After enjoying the refreshments and the munchies, the pack headed into the pub to prepare for the down down’s, and some sort of spinning wheel distraction.

You could get sucked into this distraction
Pre down down distractions

The group settled into the pub and figured out that they could get a fantastic deal on a hamburger, with a full pint beer, and the opportunity to spin the wheel, and delay the start of the down downs.

Down Down’s

Eventually, the thrill of the spinning wheel was over. The patient Religious Advisor, Skewbic Hair, now had the attention of the group.

A choir of Tighty Whitey and Scissor Sister was chosen and the program began.

Skewbic Hair RA with choir, Scissor Sister and Tighty Whitey
Hares – Swollen Member and Hot Cheeks
Slow Clap
So Dry!
Down Down for me!
Tighty Whitey and Shakesbeer – traffic offences
LL and OPP – Some touching
Dastardly – too many stairs
Hardly – Beaver sighting
Karate Klit – Big walking adventure completed
Insane Bolt – recent birthday recovery
Blue Balls – Lighter hash cash
Daisy Duke – Apple treatment
Beauty Contest Winners
Lazy Cummer – GPS failure

Tighty Whitey had to excuse himself from choir duties and Hardly was pressed into emergency choir service.

Hardly saves the choir day!
No volunteer RA for next week, so let’s down the RA and declare “on the piss”

With the down downs complete, the group was declared to be “on the piss”.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

An adventurous trail of some 6 km was enjoyed by the pack. Fine trail set by the veteran Hot Cheeks and the new hare Swollen Member.

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