Hares: Snow Blower and Bootie Camp Location: The BooBlow’s new pad RA: Hardly Attendance: 16?
It’s not often that Christmas falls on a Monday. In fact since the start of the Calgary Chapter of the Hash House Harriers, Christmas has fallen on a Monday exactly 6 times: in 1989, 1995, 2000, 2006, 2017 and 2023.
This year, Snow Blower and Bootie Camp were gracious enough to open their doors (AND CLOSE IT!! DON’T LET THE CAT OUT!) to host this true Hashmas miracle of a run. Snow Blower promised that it wasn’t long. I guess he’s a grower, not a shower, because it went on for longer than any of us expected. Still, it was just the right length on this beautiful winter’s day.
What else happened? * Dastardly brought RG beers as well as an assortment of his own personal collection of Christmas themed booze (think Candy Cane liqueur and the such). * The archived Davidson family graced us with their presence. With any luck we’ll see them again at next year’s Stampede Hash. * Liquor Quicker also made an appearance though she hadn’t been gone long enough to warrant her the title of “Archive”. * PMS and Strap-On looked as cool as ever. * Hardly stroked pussy (and it liked it).
Insane Bolt volunteered to set the trail. After some though, the start point of Moose’s Beanery and Bar, on Northmont Road NW as selected as the start location. A good venue with a big room in the back where we can misbehave, and a selection of tasty beer and food. Moose’s is also quite close to the large Christmas light display off 14th Street NW.
Of note is the scribe had a much better offer than go hashing, and had to activity participate in cheering the Calgary Flames to victory from the lower bowl seats. As such, the photos and the stories are from others, with the daunting task to making up a story falling to the scribe.
No idea what happened in the circle, and no pictures were forthcoming. It appears that we had an archive, SuperSoaker appear. Being related to the On-In, we are pleased that he convinced the long lost hasher to come out and run with us.
Of note, apparently it was Roaring Nancy’s 400th run this night. A significant event that is celebrated with the acquisition of the ugliest, heaviest Hash trophy. A delight for the person dispensing with it, and a burden for the recipient, not counting the days before the next 400th run victim comes forward.
Here is an artistic rendition of the circle that would have taken place. Likely lead by either On-In or the returning vacation princess, Princess Monkey Spanker. Welcoming the group, introductions, announcements and awards acknowledgement for the 400th run. Archive SuperSoaker and appointment of Hardly and Twisty as RA for the Christmas themed down-downs. Likely Insane Bolt explained the marks he had chose to use. Roaring Nancy inquired if the run followed the Abu Dhabi convention. And they were off!
Substitute HashersInside DecorMight have been snow hereCircle up back of the Burger Place
The Trail
The hashers were released into the dark to find the marks Here are some photos of what was seen on trail.
View of the cityCircle of lifeHashers getting in the way of the light displayEnmax love customers like thisWalkers observedHappy Hashers, and a dog
I expect that there was a regroup that was enjoyed but not photographed. Here is more evidence that there was indeed a trail.
The Down Downs
I suspect that the group made its way back to the bar, picked a table with their friends and ordered drinks and food prior the the closing ceremonies. Apparently Hardly and Twisty were selected (volunteered) for the RA responsibilities. I see that the dug up some of the RA trappings that have been absent for some time. It would also appear that the Christmas song book made and appearance, and a choir of Hump the Shark, Cock Tail, and Hot Cheeks were pressed into vocal service.
RA’s ready for business, with the bookChoir trying to sing what is in the book
Here are a couple of random pictures of people getting down down’s. Obviously crimes were committed and they must be punished or rewarded. At this level, I suspect the Hare was downed for setting a shitty trail. SuperSoaker was acknowledged and welcomed back to the hash, as he is On-In’s spawn. Most other offences were likely sexual in nature, but low level misdemeanors.
The main event was the acknowledgement of Roaring Nancy’s 400th run. PMS was lost for words with the handover of the best trophy ever to its new recipient. A significant milestone for Roaring, and a new name on the plaque. PMS is so sad to have this out of her house…..
Making sure the head is the right textureThis look of happiness will likely lead to a storage problemThe excitement in PMS’s eyes is palpable. Off to a new victim.Any good songs in there for me?
With the down-downs complete, the group was on the piss. Perhaps someone has some gadget evidence of the trail which can be posted here.
On On
Scribed by Skewbic Hair, your absent scribe. No facts were harmed in creating this story.
The Trail
Apparently 5.5 km were run. A fine trail, so they say.
The run was set to begin from Two House Brewing Company, in the shadow of the elevated C-Train tracks west of 14 th street.
This way to the fun!Texting across the table.
Temperature was a bit below zero and there was some ice on the pathways. A lots of discussions about cramp-on on not for safety.
The pack assembled outside in the back parking lot of the pub. A reasonable turn out of 23 hashers.
Circle Up!Hump the Shark, Tighty Whitey, SnevilLazy Cummer and Snow BlowerStrap-On Cramp-On, Just10 Beaver, Hot CheeksBooty Camp, Camshaft and Mmmm Lady FingersRoaring NancyPyro and Insane BoltLiquor LotsMenage a Trois and HTS
On -In started the circle, with introductions and announcements. Apparently we need hares to set trail! Sign up and feel good! The Hare was Daisy Duke. Without flagging, he described the trail marks. Apparently, with the back check in play, this trail did not follow the Abu Dhabi convention.
On-In starting the circleDasiy Duke – HareConvenient fence for displaying marks
The Run
Off to find marksConfusionSoccer practiceStrap-On leading the packDaisy over CrowchildLL takes the pedestrian bridgeKeep out of trafficUnder Crowchild TrailSelfies at the view pointSelfie shared!
The trail encompassed the communities of Sunalta, Scarboro and the Bow River pathway. The trail was challenging and amusing, with plenty of check backs to keep the front runners ranging along. The viewpoint under the Crowchild trail bridge was entertaining for those that got sucked in. The extra distance runners were not disappointed.
The Regroup
After much dark pathway by the Bow River, we eventually made our way back to the regroup located under the C-Train and Crowchild Trail bridges. A fine assortment of delicious beverages was on offer. Not sure where the walkers ended up, but the runners enjoyed the available refreshments.
The Down Down’s
The group made its way back to Two House Brewing Company to enjoy the beer and pizza available.
Hump the Shark appointed himself as RA and got the group organized for down downs. A choir was named with Pyro, On-In and Dastardly up for the task.
An abundance of crimes were committed on trail that were rewarded with a down-down.
Daisy Duke set a great trail and was serenaded with his favourite “Shitty Trail” song. Hot Cheeks was the winner of the hash, being a FRB who finished first. There was some suggestion that here trail was somewhat shorter than the true trail.
Apparently Snevil surprised Insane Bolt on trail for some reason. Other crimes of sexual nature were also noted. Lazy Cummer was cited for setting a new fashion trend at the hash. His hob nail boots are apparently the next thing in stylish running footwear.
The sitting hash was honoured with a seated song. A fine display of RA prowess.
Won the HashBeauty contest winnersThese boots are made for hashingFashion magnateRoaring NancyInsane Bolt and SnevilHave you even seen knees better than this!Sitting Hash …assuming the positionStoolie up to no goodBest RA ever!
Another fine hash comes to an end. On your own to enjoy yourselves. On the piss.
The weather was good and not a snowflake to be seen. Mmmm Lady Fingers and Camshaft selected a cool new venue in the University District for the run start location. Very civilized with free heated underground parking which will be even more appreciated when the weather turns cold.
The group aggregated in the bar and waited for the signal to head outside for the circle up.
On out of the barCircle up
The turn out of 29 people was a good number. The warmish weather was appreciated.
Cock Tale and PyroMan Hole and White BallsPMS and On-InJust10 Beaver and HardlyPump the Shark and SnevilInsane Bolt, Booty Camp and Snow BlowerKrusty, Blue Balls, Dastardly and CamshaftScoobie, Lazy CummerNot Too Deep, Dastardly and Slow ClapPMS getting ready
PMS ran the circle and went through the introductions, welcomed the archives back to the group, and told us of the milestone runs. She reminded us that we are Number 1!
PMS gives a signal
The hares, Mmmm Lady Fingers and Camshaft were introduced and took us through the marks for the trail. The flagging was lime green and was conspicuously placed where it was difficult to find. The start of the run was through the parkade on a quest to find the one exit door that marked our trail.
Lime Green FlaggingHere are the marks!
The Trail
We started off down the stairs to the parkade. Well lit parking lot. Much running around looking for marks until ultimately we found the exit door selected for the trail and started running around looking for marks and/or flagging.
Parkade this wayFollow the stairsReleased from the parkadeSome of the features of the University DistrictNot this wayFlagging foundHere is a markCareful hereCOP from a distanceNice headlightXmas themedDecoratedHuge downhill…followed by?
There was lots of challenging terrain as we wandered though the neighbourhoods of Montgomery and Varsity. The hares had planned the trail with an abundance of great views, complimented by more than enough uphill trail. After 6+ km, we were rewarded with a regroup.
Regroup
As we came back to the University District, we were pleased to see the BN and BVN symbols leading to the RG. The Dastardly mobile was loaded with suitable beverages to be enjoyed by the group.
Walkers and RunnersYummy refreshments
Down-Downs
The run now over, we assembled in the separated area that had been set aside for us at the pub. Good venue for a group like ours. Minors were kicked out at 9:00 pm so we timed the celebrations to begin at the right time.
Multiple tables meant pick the people you wish to talk with. Not good for mingling, but good for us!
Insane Bolt, Comes and Goes, and friendsTwisty, Hardly, Cock Tale and Roaring NancyHump, Camshaft, Blue Balls and KrustyMan Hole and PyroLSOS, White Balls, Mmmm Lady Fingers, Slippy Thong, Booty Camp and Snow Blower
The beer wenches procured an 88 US oz dispenser for beer. Have not seen one of these beer dispensers. Before and after pictures indicate a fine effort from the beer wench.
Before pouringAfter pouring
Hump the Shark appointed himself as Religious Advisor (RA). He selected a choir of Hardly and Twisty and the ceremonies were launched!
Hump the Shark and ChoirTwisty and Hardly
The hares were honoured for setting a shitty trail to be enjoyed by all.
Various crimes, misdemeanors, acquisitions, stories and award were delivered. Archives, milestone runs, sexual offences and other down down offences were celebrated.
MilestonesMilestone – 850 runsDown-Down beer arrangerKK did something!Cums and Goes has a fuzzy jacketGroup down-downRA!
Liquor Lots and OPP collaborated on a fine trail through the wilds of the western neighbourhoods. Strathcona Park, Christie Park are areas we have not been through in a while, so it was great to see some new terrain.
The run started from the Reagle Beagle Pub, 17th Ave. SW near Sarcee Trail. Located in a small strip mall, the pub was well set up to handle an invasion of loud, thirsty and hungry hashers. It was also wing night and they had a beer deal!
The hashers assembled “inside” to scout the place out.
Hashers getting ready to run!
The hash was marshalled out of the pub to circle up. The night was warm for the end of November and the parking lot was well lit. On-In sorted out the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. The hares were called in the describe to trail that they had set and the marks that were used.
Insane Bolt figuring things out
OPP, Mmmm Lady Fingers, Hardly and TwistyLiquor Lots and Snow BlowerDaisy Duke preparing for the ballet.Stoolie and Lazy CummerStrap on, Hot Cheeks and PMSJust10 and Slow ClapDastardly and LSOS. Does my headlight make the moon look dim?Blue Balls, King Shit and Hump the Shark
On-In leads the circle
Some of the marksMore marks!
The Trail
The hares had suggested that the marks may be challenging . Some sections are wilderness, in the dark, marked on trees, slippery and perhaps with some coyotes or cougars. Under bridge trolls are a possibility. We started in earnest, looking for the illusive marks. Some confusion prevailed until we figured out that we were heading over Sarcee Trail to the western neighbourhoods.
Somewhere near here.Waiting for trafficBeatles style crossingPathways by Sarcee Trail
A couple of viewpoints provided great city vista’s, with the full moon for effect.
City ViewMoonlight
Navigating the paved pathways , neighbourhoods, then into the woods! The woods are scary in the dark. Who knows when the next cougar or coyote will find you and do you in. The trolls that live under the bridge are also a concern.
Almost time for lights on!Packing alongJailbreakWayward hasherJust10 flashing and dashingNatural Xmas treeCalgary Stonehenge
Regroup
After sufficient trail blazing and chasing marks, we were rewarded with a regroup. A fine selection of refreshments was available for the group to enjoy.
RGThe view from here
A short walk back to the Reagle Beagle to get sorted for the down-downs. Just enough distance for a travelling beer.
Down-Downs
Hump the Shark assigned the Religious Advisor duty to Skewbic Hair. A choir was appointed and the ceremonies commenced. Best choir ever…. Roaring Nancy and Booty Camp took the stage.
Skewbic Hair – RA, supported by Roaring Nancy and Booty Camp as Choir.
Down-Down for the hares. A great trail in the new terrain. They can set more like this anytime!
Happy Hares – LL and OPP
A number of offences and crimes were rewarded by with a down-down. Sometimes the details are illusive, but there was enough beer, cider songs and merriment to go around. On a sad note, one of our Calgary hashers has recently passed away. Hyena was very active with the group and set signature Rocky Mountain style trails in Griffith Woods. Recently relocated to Panama, he was here in the summer to check in. He will be missed.
Here are a couple of photos of some of the events.
A song remembering HyenaBasher Jill who almost hosted the RGFashion twinsThe Spank my monkey awarded to Daisy DukeOn-In … Ready for the Hash Christmas Party!
With the down-downs complete, we are “on the piss”.
Scribed by : Skewbic Hair
Trail
Entertaining romp through Strathcona Park and Christie Park! Some registered 7.16 km.
Pyro has a significant birthday very close to the run date. As such, we are pleased that he stepped up to set trail in a fashion design to delight and confuse the hash runners. As your birth years increase, what is really important evolves. Setting a hash trail is one of those important things to do. As Pryo has a wealth of hash wisdom he likes to share, he did not disappoint with some of the most challenging marks we have seen in some time. More on that later.
The start point was the LRT parking lot near Scenic Acres/ Crowfoot. As we all know, you need an exacting pin point for the start location and a GPS, or you will not be able to find the run start. Thankfully, the map was good and hashers appeared in good numbers (21) to enjoy Pyro’s trail.
Apparently, there were even more things to celebrate. This run would be 69 for Karate Klit, eclipsed by Camshaft and 300 runs!
On-In ran the circle. Introductions were done and the celebrants acknowledged with special hats. Pryo went through the markings for the run. No surprises, no flagging, no playgrounds and no shiggy. If you find any of these, you are on your own!
Gathering in the glow of the parking lot lightsLSOS and PyroSlippy Thong and LSOSHump and CamshaftTwisty and Not Too DeepCock Tale and HardlyOn-InKS, Daisy Duke, LL, PMSCamshaft and Karate Klit with celebration hats onPyro and his marks
The pack was released into the glow of the parking lot illumination to find the marks for the trail.
The Trail
Once we figured out the initial marks, the pack was off like a herd of turtles. Relying on the fast ones to find the true trail, Insane Bolt and Liquor Lots were valiant in identifying trails that were not the true trail.
There was some “check chicken” behavior as not all wished to be sucked into the false trail vortex. All was good until “the ravine”.
Does this light make my head look big?Disappearing light poleYou go find the trail!
The marks near the ravine posed much reflection and confusion. It seemed that all trails lead to a false trail. Much back tracking and second guessing was in order and the pack fumbled around in an advanced state of confusion.
Eventually, one of the smarter hashers suggested that all marks may not be what they appear to be? You have to think past what the marks may indicated, and ask yourself “what was the hare really thinking?”
With clarity of thought, it was obvious that “that” check back was intended chicanery. The run continued, across the street and into the neighbourhoods where other well placed marks were positioned to be found.
Many sights of the impending Christmas season were also observed. It seems that not every has got the e-mail saying no Christmas decorations to be illuminated or inflated prior to December 1.
InflatablesHow many lights is too many?
The Regroup
A 5 km run that took 8 km to actually run was now done, and there was much rejoicing when the regroup materialized. Dastardly was well equipped to handle the needs of the thirst hashers that had run further than the hare had intended.
Regroup in actionYou are Number 1!Chatter and DiscussionHappy to be here!KS rehydrating
All is well that ends well!
The On-In – Nottingham’s Pub
Nottingham’s Pub is a long established Silver Springs hang out. We inflicted ourselves on this establishment and they did not disappoint. Did I say “free” popcorn?
The ambiance has sort of a VLT and Sports Bar feel, with Calgary Flames trying to be victorious. We did not let this distract for the business at hand, the “down downs”.
Lying Sack of Shit was appointed as Religious Advisor. He leisurely collected tales from the trail and other meat for his performance of allegations, offences and awards.
Lying Sack of Shit armed with a beer and his note pad.
Beer Wenching was done to a very high standard by Liquor Lots. She took great pride in getting the levels of the glasses “even”, and well as artful display.
The half yard, honouring Camshaft’s 300th run, consumed a lot of the down-down beer based on volume. Size is important in some things, and beer glasses are one of them.
The ceremony begins. Choir of Hardly and Mmmmm Lady fingers get ready with the selection of song they will perform.
Preparing to look happy!
Pyro did a fine job as hare and was serenaded by the choir. At this point, I believe there was one song for all.
Various and sundry down-down’s were delivered to a selection of hashers who were recognized. We did have Batman as a basher. It has been a while since he has been out!
LSOS and TwistyBatman returnsOn-InSlippy 69 now done!
The big award was for Camshaft’s 300th Calgary run. A significant accomplishment that was duly rewarded. Camshaft ha been in beer drinking intensive training, ready to perform. He had arranged for transport home, so time to party like your 300!
Half yard preparation is a specialized task. The preparation involves some “handwork” and “temperature attainment”. Evidence of these tasks is presented here.
Precise pressure applicationFull body contact
Not only was a half yard involved, but Camshaft got to wear a gold party hat, and received a “one-of-a-kind” vintage hash shirt to wear out in public. The training paid off, and Camshaft did justice to the half yard in record time!
Like my new shirt?
Video of this event is included here for all to enjoy
Location: Rashy Bush and Stool Stuffers Place – Fairview SE
RA: King Shit
Attendance: 21
The Story
The annual Grey Cup football game is the pinnacle of the Canadian Football League season. We plan a special afternoon run prior to the game, the come back to eat, drink and celebrate with a game watch party. This year, however, the home team neglected to succeed in sufficient victories to participate in this years match. As such, the choice was cheering for Winnipeg, or Montreal. A tough choice for those in Alberta.
The Grey Cup
The Beginning
We were blessed with great weather for late November, with temperatures around 10 C. 21 Hashers appeared at the Stool Stuffer/Rashy Bush dream house in Fairview to participate in the trail. The group invaded their space and proceeded to chat and socialize prior to the circle.
Strap On AssessingDastardly BusyTW with his rolling firewoodFun inside – central heating!Chat timeSlippy and LSOS
The Circle
Eventually, the circle was called to order by PMS. There were a number of announcements for the group prior to going through the introductions. Here are a few photos of the circle.
PMS wondering when this will startOn In is number 1Booty Camp and Slippy ThingHump the Shark and Snow BlowerRoaring NancyKing Shit and VinnyRashy and DastardlyKnight Stalker and CYHMNMmmmm and CamshaftStrap On, Huggy Bear and Ba Ba BeerHump the Shark The Marks
The Trail
The hares were released to find the marks that Hump the Shark had set to mark the trail. Not to be confused with the plethora of “F” marks legacy of the recent Full Moon Hash, the primary marking was a “G“, symbolizing the Grey Cup theme for the run.
As the scribe was part of the walking contingent, not a lot to report on the true trail, except is was epic! This neighbourhood has a high level of inflatable Christmas ornaments. It appears the some sort of virus was ripped through the neighbourhood as many unblown Christmas characters were observed. I expect this problem to be solved before the big day.
Walkers ParadeNo Runners in siightStrip Mall ActionDeflated DreamsMore DeflationStoolies Herd
Regroup
After a challenging trail (and walk), the regroup appeared in the backyard of the host’s mansion. A suitable smokeless fire pit was filled with wet wood and other debris with hope of a warm, smokeless fire experience. Drinking and chatting were in order prior the the down downs commencing.
Smoke ProductionRegroup CircleSmokeless OperationSnow Blower displaying some of his ballet movesPMS thinking of MeteorStoolie and Hardly solving most of the world’s problems
The Down-Downs
King Shit was the RA for the down-downs. An great display of wit and humour.
KS did a fine job of appointing On-In to appoint a choir, who were Slippy Thong, Snow Blower and Skewbic Hair. Such talent was graciously appreciated by the group.
A fine set of closing ceremony accusation were dreamed up and some fine singing was delivered. KS even had a cheat sheet to make sure he stayed on track! Apparently PMS has some secret French beer, Meteor branded. She seemed to enjoy it! A taste of home!
A little thin on evidence of the down-down’s as the photographer was tied up with choiring.
Game Watch Party
We snacked and drank and chatted until the Grey Cup football game started. Very impressive number of commercials that had to be watched, interspersed with some football action. The Western guys were winning at half time. The Green Day half time show reminded us how old we are all getting. Stoolie and Rashy put on some yummy food. Epic success! Apparently, the Montreal team produced a victory!
Tighty Whitey stepped up to save the hash, once again. From a southern start point, close to Okotoks, the run was convened to start at the Kilt & Caber Ale House, the in wilds of Mackenzie Town SE. Who knew that people and communities existed at these southern latitudes? After tackling the traffic circle chaos on the way to the start, all was well. You just had to know where to park, and where the pub was to make this work. Thank Google!
The Beginning
GPS directions did not fail. The group of 19 enthusiastic hashers were present to enjoy the spectacle . Surprisingly, we had a new boot. Ernie lives in the area, and finally decided to determine what this drinking club with a running problem was all about. We have been working on Ernie recruitment through the TGIF sub group, and apparently we have had success! Welcome Ernie to the cult…. He also has a doggy companion, who was also welcome to the group.
Ernie, the new boot, with dog and Roaring Nancy. RN seems pleased!
The circle took form and the happy hashers were there in style. The weather was quite OK for this time of year, and the group were ready to challenge the trail.
The HaresOn In, Hardly and TwistyHump the Shark and Stool StufferCums and Goes, with Fog HornyMucky Dip and Blue BallsOPP and DastardlyLiquor Lots and the wonder doggySlippy Thong and Karate Klit
Apparently, there was some complaining about Tighty Whitey’s las trail. Not enough marks….was the complaint. For this trail TW had conscripted Lying Sack of Shit (LSOS) to over mark the trail. As such, the amount of chalk that was deposited on the pathways and sidewalks was enough the have a material consequence in the world chalk supply. As evidence, the following marks were provided.
Most of the group had no idea what these marks were for.
The dumfounded looks can be seen on the faces of the harriers…. The pack was released to attempt to discover the marks that had been laid.
The Trail
After some level of confusion, the marks were found and the pack was off. Mackenzie Town has a pond on the community of Inverness. Who knew that you could feel like you were lost in Scotland without leaving Alberta. The smart hashers soon realized that we would be doing the big circle, with some playground distractions. Where to next?
On trailChristmas technologyHardly on trailHTS, Slippy and LL Playground spottedPoppy takes LL for a rideLight up the nightIs it this time of year?Lights happeningPost FB stop!
Regroup
After some confusing marks, whether it was Eagle and Turkey, or Easy and Tough, an option was offered for the trail to the regroup. The smart hashers had already figured this out and cut across to where the trail had to go. The unusual light display was like to beacon to the beer.
Could this be a sign?Best Regroup EverMilling AboutArt Lover
The Down Down’s
A short distance from the regroup was the Kilt & Caber Ale House. They had a good space for us at the back of the pub where we could eat and perform the closing ceremonies.
Roaring Nancy was appointed Religious Advisor for the evening.
Roaring Nancy is ready….
His first task was to appoint a choir of Hardly, Mucky Dip and Slippy Thong.
The Choir
Roaring delivered a fine performance of accusation, stories and half truths. Quite entertaining, in a climate controlled environment.
Hares, LSOS and TWNew Boot – ErnieRandom down downDon’t give your phone to anyone
The down-down complete, eating and socializing commenced. See if you can recognize these meals! On the piss!
We have an amazing story this week. Apparently, we have proof that you can reach a significant birthday, and the world is there to support you. The girl at the balloon shop asked if was a 96th birthday. The answer….. no.
Coincidentally, Guy Fawkes was busy on Ménage’s birthday as well! See the Gunpowder Plot of 1605 for details. A great combination of inspirational events.
The Beginning
Vaycay Brew Company is quite new on the scene. As such, parking is challenging. The smart ones that arrived early were able to park in front, then head into the pub to warm up. Ménage was sporting her digits with pride and anticipation. After a bit of fumbling around, the circle was formed and PMS got things rolling. Hung Loose and Ménage-à-Trois explained the marks and the pack was released
Daylight PictureThe Way InThe StampedeHump and LLSSPyro, On-In, and DastardlySnevil, Twisty, Not Too Deep, HardlyPPMS is so fastFast Hares!Circle from a Distance
The Trail
The pack dispersed in search of the marks. The level of confusion was apparent as the hares had been very frugal with the initial marks. Eventually, after Insane Bolt had exhausted all options, we found the trail that provided a fine tour of the Mount Royal University perimeter.
Looking for TrailMount Royal University GateSnevil vs Parking LotNew FriendsNice GunCougars FoundStill Here after 69 Years
Regroup
The secret regroup vehicle was posted within site of the bar. The group was quite spread out, as such, the walkers were there first. The FRB’s next, then finally the balance of the pack. A fine selection of refreshment was enjoyed, prior to the long trudge back to the bar for the closing ceremonies.
Regroup in full swing, waiting for the balance of the pack!
On-In
Insane Bolt was acclaimed as RA by Hump the Shark, after much cajoling at the regroup. As Mr. Bolt is new to the position, he was embellished with the finest RA finery to help him with his task!
The group settled down into eating mode. and waited patiently for the celebrations to commence. There was some troubling art work which caught the attention of the hashers. A revolt was averted!
Eating and Drinking Begins!Not our kind of placeConsequences!
If you look the part, the rest will naturally follow!
This Way says the RA
A fine choir was selected, with Lying Sack and Cock Tale providing a fine selection of suitable songs. The hares set a shitty trail, a number of transgressions were celebrated and the birthday girl was honoured multiple times. Apparently PMS has hatched a new hash shit, modelled after herself, and was successful in being the first recipient!
Hot LiquorOn-In, Camshaft and DastardlyPMS and LSOSPMS with her new friendHung LooseMMMM, Camshaft, and TwistyPMS and LL
The run theme was a Halloween Howl, with dressing up encouraged. The plan was to set a run enabling the group to show off their creative costumes and to determine what type of attention they could attract. On-In and King Shit had crafted a run that would entertain us through the beltline and downtown Calgary, with multiple stops along the way!
The Beginning
A good group showed up, mostly in costume. The weather was cooperating so we did not have to have our snow suits on over our costumes this year. The circle formed outside of Bottlescrew Bill’s Pub much to the amusement and entertainment of the local community inhabiting the street and the high rise apartments in the area. Some very creative costume creations…….
We had a new boot, Brent, who was entertained by the antics of the group in anticipation of the run that followed. Announcements and introductions were performed by the Hashmaster, preparing for the trail description from the Hares.
On-In Conducting the Circle!
Hares tell the pack what they need to know, prior to releasing the pack!
On-In and King ShitThe Marks
A key consideration is that this trial was multi-stop and involved the use of public transit to successfully complete the trail. Apparently some of these key instructions went unheard for some of the pack.
The Trail
The pack dispersed into the street lit night. The marks were found and the hash was off! First distraction was the firefighters that parked adjacent to our circle. Their costumes looked very authentic, but apparently they were on duty saving the community and could not join us for the run.
Firefighters ensuring our safetyOff and hobblingNymph on the looseTraffic Signals?Mood lighting in the underpassBlue Tower Night!
First regroup was across town in the shadow of Dicken’s Pub, a location that has hosted many a hash event. Apparently King Shit had recollection problems on where we were going. The sighting of the KAYAK mobile indicated that all was good.
On In and PyroDastardly has a new lookSerious HashersPlanning TGIF
From the first regroup, we were given explicit instructions to get to the C-Trail, take the Blue Line to City Hall, and await further instructions. As there are no rules in the hash, or “you can’t tell me what to do”, the group fragmented into “good listeners” and “free spirits”. Eventually, most of us got to where we needed to go.
Daisy Blows the HornScoobie watching for the trainCaptail PyroSafely on the Blue Line trainContent PassengerHaving too much fun?
At the City Hall C-Train station, we were instructed to make our way to Kak’s Bar & Podcast. A new place in the cool part of town, we invaded the place and enjoyed a refreshment courtesy of the generosity of the Hash group. Refreshments and atmosphere were good. The Podcast thing is something that you can not drink, and must listen to their program. See their website for more details.
Happy HashersArt
The last leg of the run involved another regroup. A spontaneous soccer game was kicked off, as we have many talented athletes in our group. Thankfully, the distance was not far and the refreshments were good? The police rolled by and did not seem to be interested on what we were up to. Quickly done, off the Bottlescrews for the closing ceremonies.
Unintended, spontaneous soccer breakout and Regroup #3…..
The Trail Summary
The Down-Downs
The RA volunteer was Skewbic Hair, who was able to invent enough material for a program. Choir duties handled diligently by Hardly and Roaring Nancy. Many transgressions and offences were observed on trail and subsequently rewarded. Special call out to Little Bo Peep, who was attracting attention from both ends of the Spectrum. Luigi was very popular with his realistic costume, and made a lot of new friends on trail!
Rashy and StoolieThe ChoirHaresCockTaleLazy CummerDastardlyBooty CampA crowdOn-InScoobie
Down Down’s done, now on the piss!
Scribed by: Skewbic Hair
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
