Bacchanal has been absent from the hash for an extended period. As fait would have it, she is now “back” and eager to set a trail. Teamed up with Lazy Cummer, this dynamic duo were enthusiastic to set trail in the Bridgeland/Renfrew communities in the NE.
The Courtyard Pub was selected as the nominal starting location. Hash friendly and able to host us.
The Courtyard Pub on Edmonton Trail NE
In addition, Bacchanal has been recruiting and we were swarmed with new runners that she coerced to join us. Quite an accomplishment as we had almost 40 people present at the run start.
The actual starting point was a couple of blocks away from the pub. The hares provided explicit details for those that could follow instructions.
The group assembled at a location with a great view of the city, and prepared for the running experience.
Run Start Location
Camshaft made an effort to get the group to form something that looked like a circle.
Swollen MemberPyroHump the SharkMr. PeeeeeNutShakesbeerStool StufferNot CheeksRashy BushMmmmmm Lady Fingers and Littlest HoeSlow ClapJust SarahJust 1Just 2Just 3Just 4 and 5Just 6Just 7Just 8 and 9Liquor LotsJust Leanne and PMSSkewbic HairLying Sack of ShitKarate KlitOPP and Just JoshLazy CummerSnevil
Bacchanal (missed her in the circle, so park picture will have to do)
Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcement and introductions. With some 14 new boots, a lot of new names were revealed! Hope to link the names with the circle photo’s.
Camshaft runs the circle
The hares were called in to describe the marks they had set for the pack to follow.
Big group!We have marks!
Big chalk marks!
The hares described the marks and the use of flagging to mark the trail. The pack was released to find the true trail!
The Trail
Off the pack went, initially finding the check backs that had been set. Eventually, true trail was found and all was good!
Looking for marksOver here?Good view
Off to find the marks and the playgrounds. Confusing start but great views were part of the run experience.
Stoolie on to sometingBacchanal finds an alleyDisturbing the lawn bowling crowdFinally a park!Playing done – find marksLSOS explores this trailWhere to from here?I like this viewLions guarding the citySelfie timeAlong the pathwayCareful crossing the busy streetOver the bridgeAggressive pushingCommunity touchesBacchanal trying to flyStoolie looking for a signA park is close byLike the roller slideA quiet momentFun but….Makes my teeth chatterMore alleys to exploreLooks like a way up!Steps are a thing in this neighbourhoodDog assisted hill climbingI need a restAre we having fun yet?Yes we are
Great spot for a picture
Down the stairsHardly following the pack
Bacchanal and the new boot display appropriate park behavior
This looks like funCheck out the bottom of my shoeHow fast does this spin?Taking over the parkBacchanal finds a cell phone alternativeCalling Uber EatsBe here soon!Monkeying aroundSkewbic testing this outSwinging coupleIn unison!Snevil hereThen here!Tree lined streetsSuspect some uphill is comingStairs or pathway?Traffic circle with Bacchanal finishing a lapNice rubber groundAll goodLife is in balanceWhere to next?This slide is bigger than it looksShort ride slideRashy Bush demonstrating how to use this Littlest Hoe done with this playgroundA good stignA better sign!
Some good marks to show us that we were at the end of the trail. Outdoor down down’s in the park for a big group. This took some work to set up and run!
We have the benh!Diligent preparation
Taking over the park
Jelly doughnut dayPuppies enjoying the trailWhat are these down down’s we are waiting for?
The Down Down’s
With Hump the Shark as the Religious Advisor (RA), he gathered the stories that he would base his end of run performance. Dastardly and Lazy Cummer prepared the beverages and the stage was set.
RA – Hump the Shark
Choir – Mr. PeeeeeNut and Skewbic Hair
Call in the hares and give them a down down for an epic trail!
We set a fine trailYou are welcome!
Pinky in the appropriate location
Many other offences were observed on trail. Hump the Shark had quite a list!
Our collection of New Boots! Hope to see them back.LSOS call out for fashion offence. Impersonating the RA
LSOS done
Karate KlitKK doneJust LeanneSlow ClapNewNewPreviously hashed wit usNew Boot down downMmmmm Lady FingersKing ShitPrincess Monkey SpankerPyroSwollen MemberSnevil
Down down’s for this group!
Another extended group down down!
Snevil agreed to be the RA for next week, and we were then declared “on the piss”.
After the run, the group retired to the Courtyard Pub for food and refreshments, as well as to be part of the great Hash Kilt raffle, organized by Hot Cheeks.
Trail Summary
This trail was great with lots of variety, views, stairs, up and down, and abundant playgrounds.
Hash Extra
The poster created for this run, plus some additional pictures
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers