Hares: Liquor Lots and Lazy Cummer
Location: Liquor Lots Palace – Erlton SW
31 Ave SW, Calgary, AB
https://maps.app.goo.gl/g9YHiBZzaJQHb8Jq6
RA: Lying Sack of Shit
Attendance: 14
The River runs High!
The Beginning
August long weekend is a great time for a holiday or to be out of town. As such, finding a hare to volunteer to host this holiday afternoon event is sometimes a challenge. Thankfully, Liquor Lots succumbed to the pressure to host the run, and start/finish at her fancy house.
Keeping with the tradition of rain, rain and more rain, the trail was wet. I am sure that some folks are happy with the wet and soggy ground, but others are concerned that too much rain can be a problem. Not a problem if you like to harvest mushrooms on your front lawn, but some who live near the Elbow River remember the flood of 2013.
An afternoon run saw 12 intrepid hashers brave the wetness to show up for the run. Circle up in the backyard, waiting for the rain to pour down in earnest enjoying Jell-O shooters to mentally prepare for the run.
Looks the Hashmasters were not to be seen as On-In stepped up to run the circle. The group formed up in the alley behind the house and started to get ready for the afternoon trail.
After the pleasantries, On In called the hare into the circle to explain the marks.
With all the marks fully described, the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
With the abundance of alleys, streets and pathways in the Erlton neighbourhood, the pack was afoot. Marks were called and the pack joined in following the marks to great viewpoints and interesting terrain.
More pathways and weather to contend with at the run progressed. The hash likes it wet, so this is a great thing!
And then it was done. The hash assembled in the rain protected garage shelter perfect for down down’s. It look like lots of chairs were present and the hash jammed in to the confined space for more fun and frolic.
Down Down’s
The pack set up and mingled in the shelter of the garage.
The pack got cozy in the garage anticipating a great finish from the Religious Advisor, Lying Sack of Shit.
Eventually, it was time to get the down down’s started. Lying Sack of Shit chose a choir and it was time to get rolling.
To the hares for setting a fantastic trail. No bitching about the light attendance or the shitty weather. Great sports and they are welcome to set trail many times in the future!
A parade of down down’s followed with most guilty of some offence or another misgiving.
Apparently, someone wore new shoes to the hash. You would think they would learn, but , at the discretion of the RA, swilling from your new shoes is appropriate. Lazy Cummer is much smarter now.
An epic afternoon run that was enjoyed by all that were there, Your scribe, Skewbic Hair, had to live vicariously through the pictures and notes he was provided the write this up in absentia.
Beach life in Grand Beach , MB is spectacular.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of some 6 km was enjoyed by the pack. The great neighbourhoods and interesting terrain made it very enjoyable. Great work by the hares!
