It is closing in on that Christmas thing. A fine run was set to acknowledge that seasonal event when the days are short, but the Christmas lights are on!
Camshaft volunteered to hare the run with support from Mmmmm Lady Fingers and Bacchanal (debut hare).
The group assembled at Moose’s Beanery and Bar in the North West. Icy conditions meant that cleats were necessary. Christmas costume was encouraged.
Hashers arrived at the pub and congregated in the big room at the back.
Insane Bolt announced that it was time to go outside at form the circle.
Hump the Shark and SnevilBlue Balls and Booty CampKing Shit with a vintage costumeLiquor Lots lighting it upCamshaft and DastardlySnow BlowerHardly and TwistyCocktail and Not Too DeepLazy Cummer and Insane BoltSlow ClapBacchanal and Karate KlitSnevil and PMSThe return of Krusty
Insane Bolt went through the formalities and we welcomed Krusty to the group as he has been absent for some time. The three hares were called in to describe the marks they had made for the trail.
Insane Bolt does the circleHares – Camshaft, Mmmmm Lady Fingers and Bacchanal
Impossible to show true marks with the icy conditions, so they told us what the marks would look like if they were in chalk.
HaresOn is an “H”There is a regroup!
With the instructions complete, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
The pack muddled around to not find the marks at the beginning. Eventually, true trail was discovered and we were off on a Christmas light adventure with extremely icy conditions.
Confusion cornerNot this wayMore lights!Hashers running somewhereSnowmanDecorationsBirdhousePathwayHashers lighting up the pathway
Tunnel with some artwork graffiti
As then there was the Christmas light display that the City hosts.
Elaborate displayLights in the treesHashers taking a selfieA line of lightsA bear in a tree
No electricity spared for this elaborate display
The trail continued through the Confederation golf course until the regroup was discovered.
Regroup with hot chocolate and other suitable beverages
Back to the pub to get warmed up and ready for the down down’s
The Down Down’s
Hashers assembled at the long tables to get their beer and decide what kind of snacks to order. Happy hour all day makes all happy!
ChatteringHappy hashersThe kids tableScoobie with his vintage sweatshirt$5:00 pints!
Hump the Shark jumped in to do the Religious Advisor duties, and selected a choir of Insane Bolt and Hardly.
Ready, and setNow GO!
The choir singing to themselves
Hump the Shark delivered his program with authority and confidence. Many offences were observed or imagined resulting in a lot of down down’s.
Hares – Mmmm Lady Fingers, Bacchanal and CamshaftSlow Clap with a tale of automotive misfortuneArchive KrustyLazy CummerPMSKK and DastardlyBacchanalNot Too DeepHares again!Snevil with her dog’s hatLazy Cummer for equipment malfunctionKK trying out for the Sumo team
On the piss!
The closing ceremonies now complete, we were declared “on the piss” by Hump the Shark, and proceeded to enjoy the balance of our evening.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
Eventually, we ended up with some 8 km though a variety of established neighbourhoods and observed Christmas lights galore!
Additional Material
Apparently the walkers had a great time as well, as shown by these pictures!
Tighty Whitey succumbed to the guilt of not having set a run in the recent weeks. He cratered and volunteered to take the date of December 9, 2024. His plan was to set the run from Inglewood from a taproom/pub formerly known as the Revival Brewing and Arcade (Revival Brewcade), now know as Burn Block Social Club. A key feature of this establishment is the pinball arcade games.
What kind of hasher does not enjoy ancient pinball games, especially if it is free on Monday night? As such, a run was set to introduce the hash to this new establishment and enjoy the sights and sounds on the Inglewood neighbourhood.
A good turn out with 27 hashers, including archives, new boots and the balance of the group.
The group converged on the taproom/arcade and got ready for the run.
Getting ready to runWhat a great place to run from!
Looks like PMS ran the circle, and introduced the pack to archives (Mermaid, Maple, Cocktail and Not Too Deep), as well as new boots, Just Lena and Just Natalie.
Tighty Whitey was called into the circle to describe the cunning trail he had concocted. Featuring and Eagle and Turkey split (of was that Easy and Tough). Marks were displayed on a wall for all to enjoy.
This are the marks for the trail
The hash was released to find the marks to follow through Inglewood and beyond.
The Trail
Down 9th ave SW over the river to what used to be know as Fort Calgary. Great views of the city, zoo lights and other features.
Street CrossingFollow the leaderLights
City view
Closer to the zoo, there were plenty of lights to enjoy.
Zoo lights
Apparently, some playground action was involved with headlight equipped hashers enjoying themselves immensely.
Playground actionIs my light bright enough?PMSCamshaft
More pathways leading to the illusive regroup, hidden in plain site near Cold Garden.
PMSLight competitionKC playing in the trafficLL samplingHardly keeping it togetherSlippy Thong and friendsPMS modelling her found cowboy hatCowboy hat discussionInsane looking lost
After the regroup was completed to everyone’s satisfaction, back to the Burn Block Social Club for the down downs.
The Down Downs
Back to the pub, the group got themselves sorted and prepared for the down downs.
Not Too Deep and Cocktail make an appearance! Long lost hasher!
Settling in for some beer and entertainmentCowperson hats welcomeSmile checkInsane thinkingYou are not number 2!LSOS practicing his double exposureDo not we look like we are having a good time?
Hump the Shark eventually got his act together to perform the closing ceremonies. A choir of Hot Cheeks and Slow Clap were ready to deliver the songs.
Hump the Shark with a talented choir of Hot Cheeks and Slow Clap
Hare – Tighty WhiteyHigh Shit shenanigan. LSOS and Liquor LotsPyro and Roaring Nancy – dirty dicksArchives – Mermaid, Cocktail and Not Too DeepArchivesNew Boots – Lena and NatalieNew Boots – demonstrating potentialPMS sporting the new cowboy hat lookPinball offences – Insane Bolt and LSOSDastardly – paparazziBar Tenders – new friends!
A fine job by Hump the Shark and the group was declared “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A good 5.0 km plus with a significant check back on Memorial drive.
Bonus Content
Scoobie was unfortunately unable to make the run due to a conflicting ski camp and Mount Norquay. Sun, snow and fun. All part of making Scoobie a better skier.
In a most conniving fashion, the Hash Mattress (PMS) used charm and persuasion to entrap potential hares weeks ago. With the line, “are you able to set trail for us in the future? ” The answer is “yes”, thinking it has been more than a few weeks since I last set trail. Then she delivers a date which is weeks or months ahead in the future. Foolishly I said “OK” and the trap was sprung.
Over the recent weeks the weather had changed from “nice fall” to “full on winter”. When it came to set the trail, it was frosty and snowy. Nevertheless, with the help of Dastardly, a trail was planned and delivered, much to the delight of the hashers that live for this.
The Lakeview neighbourhood has a network of walking pathways which are narrow and disorienting. Perfect for a hash run. In addition, the theme of “make them pay” was observed with many outstanding check backs which the hash discovered, once lead to the best marks to find them.
Surprisingly, the run day was blessed with chinook weather conditions. Warm winds blew in, a feature which we see in Calgary, and the temperatures were above freezing.
The pack assembled in the pub prior to the run. I am sure that they had no idea of what fun was in store for them.
Starting point for the run
Happy hashers minglingWaiting for PMS to get us going
PMS was keeping track of time, and announced that it was time to go out and circle up.
PMS getting the circle readyStoolie and Rashy BushHot Quickie, Mmmm Lady Fingers and CamshaftTwisty, wishing she was in MexicoSlow Clap, Hot Cheeks and Mucky DipPyro, ready to goDastardlyTighty Whitey and Lazy CummerBlue Balls and Roaring NancyHardly, wishing he was in MexicoMenage-a-t TroisKarate KlitPoppy with Liquor Lots
PMS went through the formalities. An archive, Hot Quickie, has rejoined the group after a long absence. Hares were called in and the marks were explained. As the scribe was a hare, he forgot to get photographic evidence of the marks. The flagging was yellow! The pack was released into the planned confusion to start the trail.
The Trail
An abundance of check backs were set at the beginning to destabilize the pack. It seemed that the true trail was elusive until they crossed the street and were rewarded by marks in the alley.
Not this waySuckers… a check backStill lookingYes…cross the street and it will be goodSo they did!
Through the alley to what seemed to be check backs in all directions. The cunning hares had now chosen “cross country” through the deep snow for the pack. There was not much rejoicing.
Orienteering sectionThe snow gets in my shoes
Some of the features of the Lakeview community include some major roads with associated pedestrian bridges. Sounds like a good plan to acquaint the pack with the sights, sounds and smells of urban exploration.
Under Glenmore TrailPedestrian bridge with a nice glazing
What every hash needs is an abundance of playgrounds. Thankfully, these were delivered for the group to exercise their playfullness.
SwingsClimbingNot too much pushingLiquor Lots climbing for the topSlow Clap and Hot Quickie figuring out this oneTime to move on
It was not time to find more checkbacks before we took the pedestrian bridge back to Lakeview over Glenmore Trail.
ViewpointWhere do we go?
Through Lakeview, pack was introduced to the maze of small walkways that go behind the houses.
Neighbourhood trailsExcessive lightingWatch out for cougarsHappy walkers
Apparently, there were hashers that were pressed into community service. Such a shame it was not a beer truck.
More marks, checks and playgrounds before the long alley section that lead back to the regroup.
Best regroup ever!
Through some sort of decision making process, it was decided to do the down down’s outside. It was warm enough and minimizes the use of expensive pub beer.
Down Down’s
Camshaft was pre-conscripted as the Religious Advisor by Hump the Shark. He got his act together as organized the ceremony. Rashy and Stoolie were nominated as choir and we were ready to go.
RA – CamshaftChoir – Rashy and Stoolie
The program unfolded with a series of acknowledgements, rewards and crimes.
Hot Quickie for remembering to come outMucky had her hair done for the groupPMS and LC, likely a sexual offenceOPP – Came late, but she came!Hot Cheeks – Ran so hard she blew out a strap on cramp on
The RA eventually came around to acknowledge the hares for their valiant effort at setting the best trail for those check back enthusiasts. Those that were looking for distance were not disappointed.
Hares! – Skewbic Hair and Dastardly
Eventually, the RA ran out of material and received a down down for a fine performance and declared the group “on the piss”.
The pack retreated to the Bella Roma to sample their beer and pizza. They looked after us well and we will come back!
Slow Clap and Karate Klit discuss the importance of having good chalk
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
The true trail was 5.3 kms. For those that got sucked into the checkback vortex, the numbers were more like 8.5 km. I did not hear much complaining, but I was not really listening. First map is in miles…
Slow Clap has been instrumental in keeping the hash afloat with her volunteer spirit. Not only did she co-hare last weeks run, she agreed to set trail again. She recruited Roaring Nancy to assist, and a fine trail was delivered.
It was a cold, dark, wintery night. Not ideal for running but OK. Still lots of snow around and the roads and pathways were icy under the snow.
The group gathered at the Dorset Pub and Eatery in the SW intersection of 37 street and 17 avenue. Inside was warm and pleasant as we awaited the signal to venture outside into the cold and dark.
The DorsetPatio not invitingInside goodHashers minglingWaiting to goLots of bulky clothing
Insane Bolt declared it was time to go outside and form the circle. We filed out and found the parking lot of the recently abandoned 7-11 to start the circle.
No happy going outsideTrudge to the circleOver here somewhereCircle
We formed a circle in the cold and dark with very little in the way of street lighting to enlighten the group.
DastardlyStoolie and HardlyOn InRoaring Nancy and Karate ClitSlow Clap tastes the chalkSnow Blower and Liquor LotsPMS and Lazy CummerTwwisty and Booty CampHump the SharkCamshaft and Mmmm Lady FingersDastardly and Stoolie
Insane Bolt went through the formalities of the circle. Announcements and other important information was dispensed to the group. PMS has a milestone with 450 runs! The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks.
Slow Clap markingHere is another mark for youAll these marks are important if you wish to find the trailIt is all here!Roaring announcing that the regroup might me somewhere in the middle of the trail!
With the first mark pointed out, the pack was released!
The Trail
There was some level of confusion finding the initial marks. Some decoy marks had been placed near the beginning to toy with the hash. Much running around before, eventually, we found the true trail.
Nice onesie Slow ClapTrail goes this way
There was much to take in on the architects tour. The C-Trail station is underground, and seemed like a popular warming location for the unhoused.
Not a UFO landing padConcrete ArtWarm here
Through the streets and the alleys, we emerged to challenge the walk signals at the C-Trail crossing.
Speed bumpWait for the signal
Safely across Bow Trail, we ended up close the the Shaganappi Golf Course. Explored the new high density developments, then over the pedestrian bridge to a very hilly part of town.
New row housesOverpass
City View
Thankfully, a Beverage Near mark was observed. This is normally a good thing, however, the distance between this mark and the actual regroup was longer than you would think! More marks encouraged us to carry on until we were treated to a warm garage with a regroup.
We were thankful for the heater to defrost our glasses as we enjoyed refreshments in a warm environment. There was much rejoicing!
Happy hashersNot freezingWe are number 1StoolieBooty CampSlow BlowerTwisty flashes us her tan lines, courtesy of Mexico
Regroup complete, it was now time to make it back to the pub. Even through it was 1.8 km or so, it seemed much longer due to the cold and the dark. The playgrounds were not well played with, as getting back to somewhere warm seemed to be the priority.
Insane Bolt is there somewhere
Back to the pub, we got settled in prior to the start of the down down’s.
Long tableI think that is a positive sign!
Beer and food were ordered and the group settled in.
Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor. He chose a choir of Liquor Lots and Karate Klit to lead us in song.
Hump the Shark – ReadyLL and KC – Choir
The hares were acknowledged as well as a number of crimes and offences.
Hares – Slow Clap and Roaring NancyLazy Cummer and Snow BlowerOn InLazy Cummer again!Insane BoltHardly and Twisty – Mexico was so last week!Roaring and Slow ClapScoobieInsane Bolt – Hash Shit recipient?
PMS has achieved 450 runs. A tremendous milestone for her to have achieved such an accomplishment!
PMS ready450 runs!How good it is!
Hump the Shark was rewarded for his great program before we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fantastic trail with over 7 kms of distance covered. Your trail distance will reflect the number of check backs you explored or short cuts your took.
The group was pleased that Karate Klit kindly kame forward to set trail in the wild west end of town near Signal Hill. Of course, this is the time of year that sunny and warm one day becomes winter wonderland the next day.
As such, the arrival of 10 cm of snow did not bode well for the marks on the sidewalks that were set with care on the warm and dry Sunday. After some level of consternation and multiple re-marking, the hash trail was set. Map support with colour printing made it a feasible operation.
Hashers made it to the Lennox Irish Pub for the beginning or the run. Winter wonderland = snow and crappy driving/running conditions. Bright lights and white snow made for some interesting photographs of the event. Hashers assembled inside waiting for all those keen runners to show up.
Winter wonderlandThe group getting ready for the run
Insane Bolt called on the pack to assemble outside in the cold and dark.
Outside circle
Insane Bolt studies the confidential information about the runForbidden map is sharedKarate Klit attempting to turn onHump the Shark and Mucky DipRoaring NancyMmmm Lady Fingers and Blue BallsDaisy Duke practicing some dance movesDastardly and KC ready
Insane Bolt went through the circle quickly as it was a small, but eager group. KC called into the circle to explain the marks, which sadly, was moot point as those marks were under snow.
Happy so farLong explanation about how snow obliterated most of the marksPleading for mercyFaint hope that marks such as this may be on trail….
The smart hashers memorized the map and set off to mimic the lines seen on the map.
The Trail
Leaving the parking lot, we headed across the street at a crosswalk to ultimately commit to climbing that significant hill that was nearby. Previous runs in the neighbourhood have educated some of us of the “one way up” set of stairs.
Uphill?One way up!Open trailViewpoint
With winter upon us, we discovered the hill that city busses choose to die on. Daisy Duke was not being very helpful in trying to fix the problem.
Where Calgary busses go to die
Yes there were parks for hashers to play in. Daisy Duke chose the headfirst down the slide in fresh snow method. Not for the timid.
Slide funHeadfirstGood recoveryMucky and KC are not lost
We have evidence that at least one mark survived the snow.
Obvious hash mark on this wall
The trail eventually made it to the regroup where the Commando wagon was available to dispense suitable refreshments.
RegroupRefreshmentsScoobie presentHump the Shark pilots the Commando wagoScoobie checking for rescue texts from MuckyDaisy, KC and Mucky DipDaisy demonstrates the ancient Dutch custom of snow slurping
The group wandered back to the pub for the indoor down down’s.
Down Down’s
Inside the pub, we had a segregated space for the down down’s. The Monday Night Football cult was out in force. Hump the Shark made up a religious advisor program from the ether. Do let the facts get in the way of a good story! Roaring Nancy was selected at the choir and the ceremony proceeded.
Making stuff upReadyChoir
Many offences and crimes were put forward and down down’s were enjoyed.
Special call out to Dastardly, who was conflicted with running the trail or winning money at the Grey Eagle casino. Payday for Dastardly who came back to celebrate his massive winnings with nachos for the group.
What do I do with all this?Dastardly … winner
Nacho feast
Eventually, it all came to an end and we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fine trail in excess of 5 km’s was enjoyed by those who chose to run it. A good example of how superfluous marks can be when you have snow everywhere.
The Grey Cup is the final game of the Canadian football season. The winner gets to take home the Grey Cup.
There was some hope that the local team would be present to compete, but that was not the case. As such, we were relegated to celebrating the Grey Cup football game with a run, and a watch party.
Grey Cup was held in Vancouver in an enclosed stadium, with teams from Toronto and Winnipeg participating.
Booty Camp and Snow Blower hosted the run. This is a special run on the Sunday in the afternoon. Thankfully, the weather was good for the run. Snow predicted for that evening, but the daytime was double digits and sunny.
A group of intrepid hashers showed up, running without the burden of headlamps. We gathered initially inside, awaiting the late cummers to arrive.
Gathering pre runAre those chips and orange food group?Shoes off!CYHMN and DastardlyJello shooters abound, Pyro and CYHMNHot Cheeks and Ba Ba BeerCamshaftCan CrusherMmmmm Lady FingersLiquor Lots and BacchanalInsane BoltPMSAbandoned Pussy
Enough of this warm inside stuff, time to go outside and face the elements!
CYHMN and CamshaftCan Crusher and Abandoned PussyBacchanalLiquor LotsPyro and Insane BoltMmmm Lady Fingers Mucky Dip and Hot CheeksOn In and his hash shitSnow Blower ready
Ba Ba Beer and PMS
Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. Milestone for Mucky Dip – 650 runs! The hares went through the marks for the run.
Circle HaresMarks
The pack was released and we were off to find the trail!
The Trail
Through the pathways and back alleys to eventually hit the pedestrian overpass to McMahon Stadium, a shrine for Calgary football. We had a chance to circle the stadium to take in all its wonderment. This location will host the Grey Cup in 2026! Stay tuned!
Ba Ba Beer teaching PMS how to runThey have high density infills here!Bacchanal showing us the wayOver the bridge to the football stadiumNo tailgate parties today
Apparently the walkers also discovered the stadium.
Selfie master at work
Thankfully, there was more trail with considerable elevation loss and gain coupled with a viewpoint or two. Playgrounds included!
Trekking to the hospital areaSanta restingPicked up a random runner for this section
View of the city
SwingersHow fast can this go!Faster then we likeHasher heading for funThis is how you do it!
Of course there was more uphill and downhill. Why do they call this neighbourhood St. Andrews Heights!
Downhill firstPizza delivery nightmare
Thankfully, the good marks showed up and we were directed to the regroup vehicle to find suitable refreshments.
Good markBetter mark
Regroup
LLTeam PinkGreat run!XXX Ray appears out of nowhereBlue BallsMucky Dip
Down Down’s
After a successful regroup, the retreated to the backyard comfort of our hosts. Not as warm as we would have liked, but OK for the down down’s.
Group assembling
SnacksHot CheeksSome problem with the hash shitLL researching ways to get rid of that hash shit
Abandoned Pussy was the religious advisor and delivered the program.
AP with an assistantChoirLate cummer XXXRayAP has plans for the hash shitBacchanal makes an appearanceThe fast running group Blue BallsLL temporarily has the hash shitPyro and On InScoobie, Camshaft and Mmmm Lady fingersMucky – 650 runsHosts – Booty Camp and Snow Blower
All was well and AP declared us “on the piss”. Can Crusher took a moment to demonstrate her superior can crushing skills.
We are done!Watch this!The can had no chance
We completed the afternoon with a splendid eating feast and the watch of the football game. Now we know that the Toronto team were victorious.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fine trail through the posh neighbourhoods with some uphill, views and downhill. Some of us went around 6 km. Others went further to enjoy the check backs the hare had provided!
Remembrance Day is an annual reminder of those who have contributed to the country we have today. It is up to us to remember the sacrifices that were made for our country.
Hardly agreed to set trail on this special day. Coincidentally, his birthday, he had mapped out a long and hard trail that we would never forget. He chose to partially set trail, and conduct the balance as a “live hare”. As such, we did not see him in the circle as he was out setting and resetting marks to make the trail a success!
The Brickwell Taproom was the starting point. Up in the north, the location attracted a number of northern hashers that we have not seen in a while. A great turnout of 30 people, and weather that was not horrible set the stage for a memorable trail.
The venue was a good place to start from, but not so good for the closing ceremonies as they had a Monday Night Football crowd who had priority. Early closing did not help either, so down down’s in the parking lot.
We gathered inside until it was time to head outside.
Centre Street NorthHashers relaxingCan not wait to get outside!Inspecting the crowdThis may well be the best run I can rememberEnough of this, time to goOff to find the circle
The group found a suitable location in the parking lot to circle up.
Looks like a circle!
A happy group who did a great job of remembering that Monday night is a hashing night.
Strap On, PMS with Ba Ba BeerBooty Camp and APOn In with offspring RayGuess the hasher!CamshaftComes and Goes with Fog HornyHump the SharkLL and StoolieTwisty in spite of the blurry photoF4 blurs nicelySlow Clap out of focusLazy Cummer and XXX RayMucky Dip and Blue BallsMr. Peanut, imported from CanmoreBlurry Pyro and Mmmm Lady FingersKarate Klit
Insane Bolt led the circle and all was well. Archives, announcements and introductions complete.
Insane Bolt resting between circle events
Eventually, it was time for Twisty to describe the marks to follow for the Remember Hardly trail. Hardly was hiding on trail somewhere ready to pounce as a “live hare”.
These are the marksThe ghost of Hardly was present as well
The Hash was released to find trail markings and follow the trail.
The Trail
Off we went in search of marks. Once found, the pack shouted “On On” and started what would end up being a trail to remember.
Strap On lights up the nightStoolie leisurely looks for trailConfusion cornerA grass alley with marksShiny vintage HondaMore dark grassy alley. Happy for no snow!View of the city with the poppy coloured lightsF4 setting a blistering pace
As we wandered through these established neighbourhoods, we stumbled upon Hash Test Dummy and Auntie Frank’s renovated property, marked by the “GM”, for the Garage Mahal. A property flippers dream!
Garage MahalThis could have been your address!
Through the streets, bridges and neighbourhoods, we stumbled upon some great views and a playground.
A park in the darkInsane Bolt getting ready for the big slideNot as slippery as he would have likedMission accomplished safelyBridges help avoid traffic collisionsNo one injured on this bridge crossingA grainy view toward the airport!
After what appears to be over 9 km’s, the regroup was discovered and the group prepared for outdoor down down’s.
End of the run
Down Down’s
The group prepared for the down down celebration. Abandoned Pussy was the religious advisor for the evening, and proceeded to pick a choir to start the festivities.
AP as Religious Advisor
Choir: Scoobie, Mr. Peanut and Insane Bolt
AP got into her program and thanked the hares for setting a trail to remember. Other down downs to the archives and visitors, as well as birthday and trail transgressions.
This bunchHardly the HareHardly RememberedBooty Camp and Mucky Dip for shortcuttingOn In with offspringAll these shortcutersInsane Bolt engaged in overzealous singing for the RA
Eventually, we ran out of material and were declared “on the piss”. Some enthusiasts retired to Citizen Brewing for a debrief.
Trail Summary
A long and hard trail that we will never forget. With checkbacks, some achieved > 9km. A great overachievement demonstration.
With much enthusiasm, Snevil volunteered to set trail for the hash on what is coincidentally Guy Fawkes day. We are pleased that Snevil stepped forward as this date had not been filled as of last week. Perhaps it is the stigma with the date, for those familiar with the Guy Fawkes story. Back in 1605, Guy Fawkes planned to blow up the English parliament building with 36 barrels of gunpowder. He was unsuccessful and was charged with treason. The day is also know as Gunpowder Treason Day. Look it up if you wish to know more about the fun times of 1605.
In spite of the date, Snevil successfully found a pub that was not closed, booked, or hosting trivia. The Trop was selected for the run start in the Marda Loop/Mount Royal part of town. Historically a dive bar know at the Tropicana, it now represents itself as a venue suitable for a group like the Hash!
Snevil coerced Camshaft and Mmmmm Lady Fingers to assist as this was to be a epic trail requiring many marks.
Hashers appeared and filled up the place prior to the run. With the changing of the clocks off daylight savings time, it was now “really dark” at the start of the run.
The TropSpace for the groupHashers milling about in the warmth
Eventually, it was time to go outside to greet the chilly, dark evening. PMS rounded us up and Insane Bolt lead the circle.
Hashers trying to make a circle
Strap On and PMSMenage and Hot CheeksBooty warming up Liquor LotsVeggie WankerLazy CummerHardly and TwistyLL revivedCamshaft and PyroPyro and Mmmmm Lady FingersHump the SharkComes and Goes – Blurry editionXXX Ray and Insane BoltSlow Clap and Roaring NancyKing Shit and Snow BlowerOn In (blurry) with photobomb courtesy of Strap On
Events, awards and archives were acknowledged. Apparently Menage has a significant birthday looming, and was suitably adorned.
Menage with a sashHot looking birthday girl
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for tonight’s trail. Of note were “two view points” and some cryptic symbols that we had to figure out.
Camshaft, Snevil and Mmmmm Lady Fingers get readySnevil in the marking position
MD is Mucky Dip’s former residence. GP … Perhaps related to the General Wolfe statue on trail
There was mention of some pink flagging for the wilderness portions of the trail. The pack was released to find the marks.
The Trail
Off into the dark alleys and streets of Marda Loop in search of marks. On On was called and we followed trail and checked out all the check backs.
Off to a fast blurry startHot Cheeks follows the lightRemember the special marks?Mucky’s tiny house from the past. A closet masquerading as a houseStrap On has the brightest light nowJames Wolfe – keeping an eye on thingsHot Cheeks recreating her tumble from last weeks runHardly marches onView Point
The city at night
We had wilderness trail that was a challenge to follow in the dark.
Lazy Cummer follows Hot CheeksStrap On recharging
A better view of the city
Eventually, we stumbled upon the regroup wagon and enjoyed delicious beverages in the back alley near the pub.
Like a beacon of hopeOPP making the right choice
With the regroup completed, it was on to the Trop for the down down ceremony.
Down Down’s
Now back at the pub, we got ourselves organized and found seats, beer and food. They had pointy projectiles with feathers that looked totally not dangerous in the hands of a hasher.
We have a spot!Settling inInsane and OPP. Watch out!XXX Ray trying darts for the first time. Looking at the board helps some.
Time to get this party started. Hump the Shark graciously offered to conduct the event. Appointed Insane Bolt and Liquor Lots as choir and we were set.
Your Religious AdvisorInsane Bolt and Liquor Lots
The hares, the birthday girl, and other incredible offences were rewarded with down down’s.
HaresUp the hill!Strap On demonstrating her new super powerYou can see this from space!Roaring NancyKing Shit with the Onesie of shame OPP with a nice hash shitSnow Blower rockingAnother down down for Strap onFirst time tossers. XXX Tay and Booty Camp
Of course there was a birthday just about today. There was much rejoicing and eating little cup cakes.
You try looking this good at the age!Like fine wine, gets better with age!
Hot Liquor, representing the sitting hash, was acknowledged for his great contributions to society.
Lamenting of the end of 69.Best sitting hash ever!
Eventually, with the cup cakes eaten and no more stories to tell, Hump the Shark declared us “on the piss”.
On the Piss!
With all that done, we were able to get back to our mingling and socializing.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail somewhere between 7 and 8 kms depending on how many check backs you were sucked into.
With Halloween approaching, the group had to figure out what to do. Some years we have done a pub crawl with full costume, while other years we have been more restrained,
This year, it was a half way “wear a Halloween Hat” theme. Snow Blower set trail with the emotional assistance of Booty Camp from the ever popular Two House Brewing Taproom and Pizza. Close to the elevated C-Train track and the Sunalta neighbourhood, a great location for a run.
Some of us were a bit tardy to the run start, so we were a bit rushed trying to capture the “beginning”. It would appear that many hashers sporting hats were present. Some went “full costume” as that is what makes their world turn. A reasonable turn out of 26 or so hashers was achieved. Did I mention that it is now dark when we start the runs?
Circle time. PMS signals V for Victory!
A few shots to capture the enthusiasm of the group!
Excitement on the rightPaying attention on the leftLooks like we found a MinionStrap On hoping her headlight will workInsane Bolt gesturing to the crowd
PMS used her best bossy tone to get the group organized for the hares to tell us about the trail.
PMS checking her flexibility and clapping to keep the evil spirts at bay
Fast trail making with the tandem techniqueSnow Blower dotting the “i’s” and crossing the “t’s”I promise you multiple playgrounds!Full load of marks! VP as well!And a Viewpoint!
Snow Blow indicated that the first mark was the arrow head west into the urban darkness. The pack was released!
The Trail
Starting along 10 ave SW, in the shadow of the elevated C-Trail tracks, we headed west until we found the check at the C-Trail station. As expected, a massive check back was set up for the keen runners. A large group returned to the check after they realized they had been had.
Strap On and Hot Cheeks Pirates on trailCheck back over the tracks? What do you think!
Hot Cheeks was caught out on a raised access cover on the sidewalks. The went down on trail and was not pleased. I’m sure the city will drop by and fix the tripping hazard at their convenience. Hot Cheeks survived to finish the trail.
Tripping hazard, as demonstrated by Hot Cheeks!
Off through the neighbourhoods, there was endless climbing up to near 17 Ave SW. We were driven by the fact that what goes up must come down. Parks and decoration were enjoyed on the trail.
StreetlightingPark sightedWho can resist a twirly slideLazy Cummer becoming a targetMissed!Bumpy roller slide for pleasurePMS and Just 10 looking for trail!
A viewpoint was promised and delivered.
Off through the neighbourhoods to check out the decorations. The size of the skeletons attracted the interest of some of the Harrierettes.
Popular marking poleThrough the walkwaysSpooky treesReady for HalloweenPeople are dying to get in hereWalkers find a decorated houseHard to imagine!They are everywhere!Down we goRegroup under the tracks
Camshaft and Booty Camp happy to be there!
On In and Down Down’s
After our regroup, we headed over to Two House Taproom and Pizza. Busy place with trivia going full bore. We had a reserved table, which was good. Food and refreshments were enjoyed, then we retired to the patio for the closing ceremonies.
Eating and drinking
As it appeared that trivia would never end, we headed out to the patio to conduct the down down’s. Hump the Shark was religious advisor. Tighty Whitey, caught bashing, was volunteered to be choir.
Hump the SharkSong selection courtesy of Tighty Whitey
The hares were thanked, and many crimes and offences were dealt with.
Snow BlowerHaresKarate ClitHeadband vs hat groupJust 10 has resurfacedMmmm had a glasses problemBlue Balls show hanging out and having a recent significant birthdayHot Cheeks happy to not be in the hospital after her tumble
There was much mirth and merriment focused on Booty Camp’s costume hat. An undue amount of attention to the dangling bits was quite a spectacle.
TactileAnd they swing
Eventually, the down down’s were done and we were on the piss.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail was close to 5 km’s of great Halloween romping. Some of us had difficulties in starting our gadgets on time.
Hash Extra
Additional pictures for your viewing pleasure.
CircleViewpointTwo HouseJust 10A Minion with wingsBooty Camp emerging from a tubeSome went this farPossible nap and swingVistaMilling prior to down down’sOutside A bit chillyWill this ever start?
Abandoned Pussy was pressured to set trail for the group. Happy to help, she chose her neighbourhood of Mahogany SE which is very far south. In addition, she arranged for the first day of snow to appear on the day of her run. Darkness is also a thing so headlights on at the beginning of the run is now a thing. In spite of all these opportunities, AP pulled it off and set a great trail.
Being this far south, you never know how long it will take to get there. For those living in the North, it was like an expedition. However, those folks that figured it out were entertained by a great trail in the modern new neighbourhood with complete with lakeside mansions and Halloween lights galore.
The start location was in a park called Central Park. Not to be confused with other parks in Calgary also named Central Park, that are not in Mahogany. Google Maps had it sorted.
With diminishing twilight, the runners arrived and a circle was formed.
The park had some interesting features including a significant slide and a hiding place that looked like an airplane fuselage.
Wreckage from spaceAP, Hump the Shark and Tighty Whitey
As we got things organized, PMS commanded the circle into existence and went through the formalities. A few late cummers missed the circle, so not everyone got a souvenir photo to remember the event. Missed new boot Just Christian, Hardly and Twisty, and King Shit (Vinnie).
Karate ClitStrap On and Liquor LotsSlippy Thong and Stool StufferLying Sack of Shit (LSOS)Tighty WhiteyHot Cheeks and Strap OnPMSPMS getting circle goingListen to me!
We went through the announcements and introductions. Abandoned Pussy was called into the circle to describe the run marks.
AP drawing the marksChalk and snow not so goodGood luck, and there is pink flagging
The run began in the direction provided by AP.
The Trail
Madly off to find the marks. Those marks that survived the snow dusting were difficult to see. Flagging was good it you knew where to look.
Pathways through the neighbourhoodThere is a mark here somewhereArtwork checkPack looking for marksHardly knows the way
In this high density, new neighbourhood, lots of fancy lights and Halloween decorations. Playgrounds were tested and proved interesting with the new snow.
Hump and PMS get ready to slideUntracked powderA bit of a crash by KCMilling aboutDastardly on trailAngry, scary pumpkinBig decoration budget
The fake lake provided some great views of the McMansions with personal docks for their watercraft. Who knew this existed in this part of the world!
All these lightsUpon reflectionA bit of snow for effectSnow is like small cometsIt was much warmer last weekBronze small personBeer wagon with snow
Down Down’s
In the park, in the cold, in the snow. What a great set up for down down’s. As such, we opted for an abbreviated version to suite the circumstances. A picnic shelter (of some sort) has some cover to keep our ceremonies someone covert.
Religious Advisor was Hump the Shark. Songs from the group. Get this done!
Hump the Shark in deep thoughtHump is ready! Note the mood lighting from a headlight!
Apparently there was a half yard celebration. Normally, we try to heat the beer to suitable drinking temperature using a volunteer hasher with the right equipment. Slippy Thong opted for the blanket approach for half yard warming.
Slippy Thong called to dutyHalf Yard warming for LSOS milestone award
Hares, other offences and ultimately the half yard performance made a great abbreviated performance.
Shadow artSmall beer, big shadowI made this happen!Just ChristianHardly – late cummerPMS is of European heritageLight brightness is importantLSOS ready for the half yard!
LSOS was challenged by the coolness of the beer. As such, the consumption was attenuated to manage throat temperature. After some some, it was all done and we rejoiced! It was not a world speed record.
Mental preparationThe beginningSlowly
Art shadow shot!
This is bigger than it looksSecond stoppage celebration
Normally would have the “its done” shot here. Slow process.
Eventually, LSOS completed his award and we were declared “on the piss” by Hump the Shark.
Some of the group retired to the warmth of the Blackbird Urban Pub for further celebration.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The scenic trail was slightly over 5 km in length. Quite scenic with all the lights and decorations from this upscale community. Some of us had a longer distance as we did not stop our devices at the end of the run. Have the car travelled distance to the pub included in this rendition.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
