Setting a run on the eve of April Fool’s Day can be an interesting time. One of the hares, Hot Quickie, is know as April in the non hashing world. Both Beer in the Rear and Hot Quickie are marathon distance people. What could possibly be in store for the group!
The pack assembled at Shank’s Sports Grill on Macleod Trail in the South West.
Through this door pass the thirsty and hungry sports minded folks!
A large emporium to drinking, eating and sports, we arrived to take in the scale of the place inside. Our server was very interested in the group as she claimed to have some running and drinking aspirations!
Ladie’s tablesGentlemen’s tableGroup shot
We were set with a private section in the bar for when we returned from out run.
PMS made some sort of command to get the group outside to circle up in the parking lot. With the daylight hours, no flashlights required!
What a great circle!Rashy Bush and ShakesbeerLiquor Lots and Beer in the RearHot Quickie Slow ClapBlue BallsHump the SharkKing ShitMmmmm Lady Fingers and Slippy ThongKarate KlitPyroStrap On CramponStool StufferPMSOn InDastardlyHardly and TwistyHot Cheeks and Camshaft
PMS ran the circle, with announcements and introductions.
PMS in command
The hares were called in to the circle to describe the marks for the trail.
Beer in the Rear ready for winterMatching sock heightMarked with “F”‘ for FoolLow contrast coloursYou will hate us after this run!These are the marks!
The pack was released into the traffic on MacLeod Trail looking for marks.
The Trail
Along the roads we found marks in pink. The trail was not overmarked, so each mark found was a revelation!
Muddy a bitUrban adventureConstruction obstaclesRunning from the bankPatience at the pedestrian crossing
Across the busy roads to the solace of the quiet neighbourhoods. You do not appreciated the hills and alleys in Haysboro until you have to run them.
Strap on with downhill speedPMS , LL and Strap On careful with the icy alleys
Presenting Haysboro
Park action was enjoyed. Playtime was to focus. Safety first.
LL strikes a poseStrap On has this sortedNo holding back!Strap on climbs the ropeHelicopter foiledFirst place!Children behave!Statue 1Statue 2Don’t make me do this!Shakesbeer temps gravityNo change in my pockets!Slow Clap testing the polesStoolie prior to any accidentRashy Bush climbs the net!Dangerous positionSwinger
After the playing was done, the group moved on to find more attractions. The bridge over the C-Train lines offered some views of urban development.
C-Trail StationTracks heading south
We are unsure what to make of this. There are siemens involved and a notice to refrain from humping
Once over the tracks, all Horton Roads lead to the regroup.
Regroup in action!
From the regroup, off to the bar for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
The pack settled in to our designated section and ordered beer and food. Chatting and socializing prior to the start of the closing ceremonies. Slow Clap, supported by Hump the Shark, got the facts straight for the stories and lies they were about to perform.
Table 1Table 2Table 3
With the limited down down beers ready to go, the Religious Advisors were ready to go. A choir was selected of Strap On and Slippy Thong and the performance commenced.
Limited down down’s
Slow Clap and Hump the SharkChoir – Strap On and Slippy ThongLiquor LotsPMS – confused walkerHot Quickie returnsBlue Balls with the look!
Eventually, the RA’s remembered to call up the hares and thank them for the run.
Here are the hare’s!Drink it down!
Other various and sundry offences were declared and celebrated.
Hash shit turnoverSkewbic Hair – Front runner with limited callingStrap on and Slippy – again!Mmmm Lady Fingers with fashionRashy and SlippyTwisty is amusedFor obeying the “do not hump” signsMilestone – 1550 runs
Eventually, the production was complete and we were declared “on the piss”. Fine job by our aspiring RA Slow Clap. Strap On volunteered for next week (in case she forgets).
Best RA performance by Slow Clap. More to come!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
We ran somewhere between 6 and 7 km’s through the neighbourhood of Haysboro. Great views of MacLeod Trail and the C-Train tracks. More hills in Haysboro than you would expect!
Hash Extra
More foolish pictures from the Monday run. Don’t get fooled again!
Burns Block in Inglewood – Where Beer and Pinball Live
The Beginning
Tighty Whitey volunteered to hare this run. With the longer daylight hours, we start in the light and end in the twilight. Burns Block Social Club in Inglewood SE was the start point for the run. The location is the legacy Revival Brewery and Arcade which features plenty of pinball games.
The hashers assembled inside only to be instructed to circle up in the rear parking lot. A rather hap hazard collection this week, struggled to get the circle shape right.
A good turn out for a warm day with daylight for the run!
Hardly and TwistyHot Quickie with invisible dogF4 attracts invisible dogShakesbeerSlow Clap Beer in the RearNew Boot – KarlaOn InHump the SharkLiquor LotsHot Pants makes an appearance. Nice hat shit!F4Abandoned PussyNever Been Hashing here for a Y5KTwistyKing ShitPyroTighty WhiteyDastardly
PMS, returning from some exotic travel destination, was in charge of the circle. Announcements and introductions were conducted and the hare was called into the circle. Perhaps AP had some role in setting the trail as well…..
PMSChalk handoff
We have made these marks for you
Follow these marks and all will be revealed.
After the marks were described, with an emphasis on the viewpoint, the pack was released into the setting sun.
The Trail
Off through the streets of Inglewood, along the Elbow River toward the Saddledome. Good views along the pathways were enjoyed until the stairs were discovered.
Hashers on patrolHashers on a fieldLSOS fueled by a Mexican vacationHashers in actionHardly on trailBridge over the Elbow RiverPlayground artHigh density, what everyone needsPathway sunsetTwisty on trailWith a bit more roofing, you would be dry in this
Apparently this signage is significant. Not sure if it is the family name recognition that Bacchanal identifies with, of the offer to stop for a 3 way….. Choices?
Who knew?
The sun set was observed and for those that found the stairs, a viewpoint was provided!
Way up here is the viewTW knows Cloud shotShitty stairs
Some sunset shots were taken as proof that there was an actual viewpoint!
Sunset as plannedDark soon
Down the stairs, back along the pathway to find more trail.
F4 climbingCloud shotGreen light go!LSOS and PMS racing away
Apparently, there was some park action for the adventurous. Never let a play opportunity go by without taking time to play.
ApprovalSwingersWho is watching!
Hot Pants and Stool Stuffer sharing a moment
After many kilometers, the regroup was spotted and refreshments were enjoyed by all.
Regroup with a stageTwilight happening
Three photogenic hashers and LSOS
Eventually, it was time to get back to the pub to begin the down down’s
The Down Down’s
Back to the Burns Block Social Club to get organized for the down down’s. Tight quarters makes for a cozy situation. Beer and food order in preparation for the main event.
What is the best deal here?
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor for the evening, and the choir was Dastardly and Roaring Nancy. The program started with an acknowledgement to the choir, the hare, and Shakesbeer.
Here’s to the HareShakesbeer – Not on trail
A series of crimes and accusations were revealed, which included:
AP and Pyro for discussing politics on trail, LSOS for being an archive and arriving back to Canada injured, Karla, the new boot. Shortcutting, bike riding to the hash, and other serious events.
Hardly and TwistyPyro with APLSOS returnsNew Boot – KarlaLL- won the hashHardlyHot Pants – nice hat shitTwistyKK and Bacchanal – short cuttersKing Shit – He is number 1Beer in the Rear, On In and F4Slow Clap
Eventually, the material was spent, the beer was consumed and all was good.
Hump the Shark declares the group “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
If you made no mistakes, the trail was 5 km. Not what most people observed as 6 + km was typical. Great trail!
Hash Extra
The scribe was unfortunately unable to attend the run due to a skiing engagement in Jasper. I am sure I would have enjoyed the trail if I was there. My substitute fun was OK as well!
St. Patrick’s Day is a time to celebrate. Everything Irish and everything green. Thankfully, our hares were on top of the cause and made the effort to select and Irish themed pub to host the event, and encourage green attire be worn for the run.
The group assembled at Murdoch’s in the light of the early evening, thanks to Daylight Savings Time!
Picture this in the late winter
The pack was called to circle up by Insane Bolt and congregated in the parking lot close to the pub.
With the St. Patrick’s Day spirit, there were some special treats for the pack to enjoy. Artfully created Jello shots in appropriate colours!
Very greenArt in a cupTasty!Circle upWhy are we waiting?BacchanalJust JenTwistyHardlySnevilOPPBeer in the RearDastardlyRashy BushOn In and PyroKing Shit and VinnieStool StufferStrap On Crampon and Liquor LotsRoaring Nancy and Slow ClapLazy CummerCamshaft and Hump the SharkSnow BlowerAbandoned PussyOPP and Hot QuickieShakes BeerDaisy DukeHot Cheeks, AP and Mmmm Lady Fingers
Insane Bolt ran the circle, working through announcements and introductions. The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks for the run.
We have marks!They look like this.
The pack was released to find the marks and enjoy the trail.
The Trail
Off went the pack into local neighbourhoods of Glendale, Killarney and Glenbrook.
Is that weather over there?
Camshaft looking for trailInsane BoltFound on TrailRoaring with intentSnow Blower from his best sideShe is hot and quickBeer in the Rear – getting there!Strap On at speed
Thankfully, parks were available for the pack to play in.
Park spotted
Potential accidentDoes not look like MexicoBacchanal know how this works
Spring Loaded playground toys are the best!
Through the streets and alleys the run unfolded, much to the pleasure of the runners and walkers!
Hardly thinking of MexicoRashyDaisy Duke and Stool Stuffer showing off
A long and challenging trail eventually ended up at the regroup, where this was much rejoicing and refreshments.
Never BeenWith Never BeenLazy CummerSnevil and Hot CheeksDaisy DukeCamshaftPyroInsane – Nice HatHump the SharkBacchanalSnevilKK
Girl Guide cookies were available courtesy of Huggy Bear and her supportive mother – Strap On Crampon.
I have lots of theseCookies and shamrocks?
After the regroup was done, it was off the the bar to settle in and start the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
Murdoch’s Pub and Grill was well set up to handle the group. The pack settled in for food and beverages.
Lots of green here
The Religious Advisor duties were performed by the Hump the Shark. Choir of Liquor Lots and Hot Cheeks.
Hares – Slow Clap and Roaring NancyOPP againKing Shit Insane Bolt acting outMissed the regroupLucky LCJust JenRashy not in MexicoInsane Bolt practicing his counting
It was difficult to piece together the story with the pictures, but this is what you should find here:
Hares, for setting a fine trail. OPP for sending a runner to the Kayak for another Jello show. Daisy Duke was an archive. King Shit’s dog, Vinnie, apparently left a package in the parking lot. KK has special new shoes. Never Been and Just Francis were bashing. Dastardly for being a leprechaun with beer supply. Just Jen possible naming. Strap On dealing cookies. LC got lucky.
LC gets LuckyBacchanal with a special ToqueBashing without hashingKK tastes her new shoesDastardly – pot of gold
After all was done, the pack was declared “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair in absentia.
Trail Summary
A fine run of over 6 km’s was delivered the the willing group. Good use of the green colour to enjoy the day!
Hash Extra
The scribe was unfortunately unable to attend the run due to a skiing conflict in Whitefish Montana. Checking to see if it has the vibe for a new province.
The clocks have shifted and we now have more daylight in the evening. That hour of lost sleep is eventually forgotten and we bask in the glow of a starting circle in the light.
OPP and Lazy Cummer volunteered to set trail. A good turn out for a run in the Marda Loop neighbourhood was anticipating an interesting run.
The group assembled inside the Marda Loop Brewing Company, and were called out to form a circle in the back parking lot.
PMS lead the circle as the group got organized.
PyroSlow ClapInsane BoltBlue BallsMmmm Lady Fingers and CamshaftDastardlyF4Hump the SharkSophie – new bootRoaring NancyTighty WhiteyShakesbeerPMSBooty Camp and Snow BlowerSnevilKing ShitBeer in the Rear – doggy pose 1Slippy ThongKarate KlitBeer in the Rear – doggy pose 2Bacchanal with Slow ClapLazy Cummer and Oozy Pizzle Panties (OPP)
PMS went through the announcement and introductions, then called the hares to the circle to explain the marks for the trail.
PMS working the circle
LC with chalk of colour 1OPP with colour 2 chalk
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
A few false trails were discovered as the pack got their bearings and found the true trail marks. Through the neighbourhood of Marda Loop and the mud and moisture from the recent snow, the trail revealed itself.
False trail that waySlow Clap cherishes the hash shitBooty Camp making tracks
The scribe was in the walkers group due to skiing over exertion. The walkers had a fine time exploring the development and construction occurring in the this part of town!
Walkers posingLL with her crittersFire fighting equipment – early versionWalkers waiting for the light to change!
My inside sources suggest that the runners had a fun time finding the trail, and playing in any parks they could find.
Bacchanal, KK and OPPLazy Cummer keeping the pack togetherA couple of swingersMuch playing happening hereOff to the next parkInsane Bolt goes for a spinInversionSlippy ready to slideDare DevilHow safe is thisShakesbeer found a playhouseDarkness shotCompetitive sliding
The walkers were able to find the regroup in the parking lot of the brewery. Apparently, the runners had a significant amount of trail to run, and were delayed in arriving for refreshments.
Regroup at dusk
Eventually, once darkness had fallen, the balance of the group appeared to regale us with their conquest of the epically long trail. This shot is indicative of the level of darkness when the balance of the pack arrived.
The dark side of the regroup
The group gathered on the patio of the Marda Loop Brewing Company to order beer and food prior to the down down’s.
Eventually, Booty Camp was ready for the down down ceremonies.
The Down Down’s
Religious Advisor Booty Camp took control of the down downs and appointed a choir of Roaring Nancy.
Pay AttentionHow would?
Booty Camp thanked the hares for setting trail and then proceeded to come forward with a series of lies, accusations and crimes committed during the run.
Hares!Epic Trail for distance training!New Boot Sophie, thanks to BacchanalSnevil and MenageSkewbic Hair for somethingTighty WhiteyHump the SharkShakesbeer and Insane BoltCinder Fella and Hot Liquor – representing the sitting hashSlow Clap and the hash shitRoaring showing off his new hatF4 – makes it out again!On In and Scoobie – old peopleHash Shit – new owner!
With the down down’s done, the group engaged in the chatting and socializing until it was time to leave.
Are they not all cute!On the Piss
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Some say this trail was 9 km when all done. Not sure how the sidewalk marks made it through the surprise snowfall.
The walkers were more straightforward with a big loop of close to 4 km.
Thanks to Booty Camp and Snow Blower for stepping up to set the first trail in March 2025. Starting from Buffalo Bob’s Sports Bar in the SW, in the Glenbrook, Glendale neighbourhoods. The private room in the bar was reserved and we were set for the evening.
The weather shifted for the Monday run, where we had sustained above freezing temperatures, a dusting of snow and around freezing temperatures made the footing interesting.
The enthusiastic group turned out in good numbers as we prepared for the run at the bar.
Buffalo Bob’s Sports Bar, Pub, Grill….
Hashers arrivingWaiting for the wordRead to go
We were called to the circle by Insane Bolt and headed outside to the cold and dark.
Circle upF4On InPrincess Monkey SpankerBooty CampKing ShitShakesbeerSnow BlowerInsane BoltKarate KlitBlue BallsLazy CummerXXX RayMmmm Lady Fingers, Camshaft and PyroSlippy Thong and Hot CheeksBeer in the Rear and Hot QuickieLiquor Lots and Strap On CramponHump the Shark and Roaring NancyBacchanalOPP
Insane Bolt called the group to order and went through an abbreviated version of the formalities.
Insane BoltCamshaft with an announcement
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks we had follow to enjoy the trail.
Marks like thisHere we go!Flagging of this colour
The pack was released and off we went to find the marks. Some confusion with running through the shopping area and industrial building before we ultimately found our way forward.
Off through the parking lotFalse trail foundRoaring running with confidenceIt must be this way!
Through the streets, alleys and pathways the trail wound through the neighbourhoods.
Past this placePlaygroundLC makes a good choiceLL strikes a poseStrap On checks out the pole
Some gems were found on the pathways, with a snow person appearing, freshly made.
Snow personLL and Insane Bolt checking it out
A bit icy and crunchy as the temperatures went down.
Playground nearbySlippy Thong tests out the spring loaded toysTeeteringPMS savouring the rideShakesbeer goes for a spinSwingersKS cleans off the slide
More trail until the next playground. Careful with the footing!
LL tests the swingInsane Bolt getting ready to go under
Strap On and LC test out the teeter totter. Shakesbeer supervises
Eventually we made it to the regroup, with Booty Camp protecting the deep puddle from the oblivious hashers.
Puddle lifeguard
Refreshment rewards
Off to the pub to get set up for down downs.
The Down Down’s
At Buffalo Bob’s, we had a private room at the back. Good set up for the group as we got settled and ordered beer and food.
Eating and drinking done well
The religious advisor for the evening was Skewbic Hair. Dispensing with photo duties to Liquor Lots, a choir was chosen and the ceremonies commenced.
The choir of Roaring Nancy and Karate Klit were rewarded with down down’s, sang themselves a song to begin the program.
Choir getting ready!
Down down’s for the hares, leading into other crimes and offences being rewarded.
Hares – fine runBecame a devil’s run with 6.66 km’s of distanceXXX Ray – welcome back!OPP – likes the bigger beersF4 and Insane BoltLC and Strap On – teeter totter champions Mmmm Lady Fingers – Fast walkerDastardly and KK
Hash shit was awarded to Insane Bolt for forgetting to do the introductions at the opening circle. He was able to hand it off to a hasher of his choice, and selected Camshaft.
Not happyHand offAlso not happy
A round of the camel song showed a good understanding of anatomy.
Some confusion on body parts
Mmmm Lady Fingers was rewarded with a down down for achieving 269 runs.
Small glassBig glass!
With all material exhausted, we were declared to be “on the piss”, with a down down to the RA!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of 6.66 km’s, a devilish distance. Limited slips and crashes made this an enjoyable run!
Shakesbeer has been out of the loop for some time. We are pleased that he has the courage to volunteer to set the trail. The location was Joyce on Fourth, an Irish type pub in the beltline. They have a room in the basement suitable for hosting the group.
Apparently, hashers arrived and gathered at the pub. Some of us were late due to the Mission bridge construction and subsequent detour.
Not too much for pictures prior to the run, but here is a picture of the pub in warm weather and daylight.
The Pub looks like this in the warm weather
A couple of photos of the walkers and the marks were provided as evidence that the circle took place.
Walkers getting ready The marksVinnie in anticipation
The Trail
Being a bit behind the pack, some of us had to find the pack and join the run. Eventually, the headlights of the pack were sighted and the run was afoot.
With the melting conditions, the pathways were wet and icy. Challenging traction for those without spikes. Careful footing was the key.
Trail this wayHot Quickie and Slow ClapHardly heading this wayReflective outfitsSlow Clap making sureFollow the headlightReturning from a false trailCivilization aheadPMS done playing
Some parks were scattered along the way, and playing was encouraged!
Hump, Insane and Hot Quickie
PMS starting slowlyBacchanal masters slidingAs fast as she could go!
More trail was discovered and we were treated to a viewpoint.
Trail this wayCity ViewVPDown stairs
Some sort of group activity involving four people!
Thankfully, the regroup was near and we found the refreshments.
The regroup provided an opportunity to collect the group and score some pictures, missed from the circle.
KK, Bacchanal, LL and OPPLL, Insane Bolt and PMSBooty CampHump the SharkHardly and TwistyShakesbeerKing ShitFog Horny and Comes and GoesOn In and DastardlyMmmm Lady Fingers, Camshaft and Roaring NanySlow ClapShakesbeer and Hot QuickieBacchanal and Karate Klit
With refreshments done, off to the pub for the Down Down’s
The Down Down’s
Off to the Joyce on Forth pub, to our room in the basement. Beer specials and food specials were available so…. a lot of eating and drinking.
Head tableKids tableOther tableMouth wateringGood beer!
Hump the Shark was religious advisor, the down down beer was procured and the ceremonies were ready to start.
Hump making up storiesBeer getting ready
Hump the Shark ready to go!
A choir was selected, Camshaft and Mmmmm Lady Fingers. As they have been vacationing in warmer countries, time for some choir action.
Choir looking through the on-line songbook!
Down down’s for the choir and the hares. A procession of other crimes were tabled and down down’s were consumed.
Shakesbeer – the Hare!KK and OPP.Insane Bolt – Hash DogLL looses the Onesie of ShameNo problemsInsane Bolt assesses the dampness of the garmentLooks good on InsaneLazy CummerDastardlyKing ShitSlow Clap with the theme shirtOPP bonding with her hash shitOPP tries on the theme shirt! Seems happy?Bacchanal and PMS – racistsSnow BlowerLLInsane BoltHump and ScoobieComes and Goes with Fog HornyBacchanalAnother theme shirt model!LLKK
With all done, we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
We were on trail for some 5+ kms with great marks and epic views.
Calgary has had a bit of a cold spell for the last 10 days of so. With temperatures in the -25 C range plus windchill, it makes for a chilly outdoor experience. At least the sun was out for the afternoon run, making a considerable difference.
The lead up to the run included encouragement to dress up in layers and do not be a wimp. As such, we had 17 hashers come out and enjoy the fine trail set by PMS and Liquor Lots.
We arrived at Two Pillars Brewing to start the run. Once parked, we circled up “outside”.
Sunny but cold…DastardlyPMSInsane BoltShakesbeerStrap On Crampon and Booty CampSnow BlowerBooty Camp in disguiseRoaring NancyLazy CummerKing ShitHardly and TwistyHump the SharkKarate Klit
PMS was called into the circle to describe the marks she had chosen for the trail today.
I am the hareFlagging like thisFollow thisAs the shadow says, these are the marks! VP’s a plenty!
With the instructions complete, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Off toward the river we ran. Not wanting to give up the high ground, the neighbourhoods revealed the marks to follow.
ColourfulClear sidewalksLocal featuresHardy plantsHardly and Roaring Nancy!
Of course there were sights to be seen and parks to play in.
Some sort of expensive urban art. Does not seem to mind the cold.
Shoe laces need workSwingersLike this!
This would be a city view. Frosty!
Down these stairsStrap On makes an entry into the community journalChances of a false trail at the bottom?Miniature Calgary tower
The lion greets us!
Park in ChinatownKC shows her kicking styleEau Claire under deconstruction
No more Eau Claire Market!
Off through Princes Island Park over to the Peace Bridge to return to the North side of the rver.
City View from Princes IslandTall person marked this “H”A parkKC learning to flyPeace BridgeRoaring NancyShakesbeerScoobieKarate Klit
The community provided some interesting ice sculptures. These were very popular with the the tactile folks in the group.
Waiting for the Chinook!
Eventually, we had to climb the massive hill to get to the top of Crescent Heights where we were greeted with a significant wind to freeze us to death.
Can not see the windCity view from Crescent Heights
Apparently there was a downhill and uphill section that some of the enthusiastic hashers took. Others preferred the flat elevation to the regroup.
Nothing like a cold refreshment on a cold day! Hot chocolate was available as well!
Off to the bar to warm up and conduct the down down’s.
Down Down’s
The Two Pillars Brewery was a bit small, but that did not stop us from finding space and running through our down down program.
Hashers socializingThe kids table
Hump the Shark was Religious Advisor (RA) for the afternoon festivities. A choir was called and the down down’s commenced!
Hump the Shark – RASnow Blower and Strap On Crampon – Choir
The hares were called up and acknowledged for the fine trail that had been set on this cold and frosty day.
We are number 1 hares!Sing us a song!
More crimes and punishment were handed out by the RA. The Hash Shit has a new owner, and many offences were acknowledged.
KK – It was this cold!Hardly Shakesbeer and the hash shitOn InBooty Camp tests her seal skin mittens
There was some group activity which warranted down down’s.
PMS, LL and LCPMSLCDastardlyTwistyHash Shit turnover
Old guys rule
PMS demonstrates her flotation devices
On the Piss
After the down down’s, the group continued with mirth and merriment, and yummy beer from Two Pillars Brewery.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
The Trail
A fine trail of 6 – 7 kms was enjoyed by the group. Pleased we had sunshine and a warm pub for afterwards.
Thankfully, Karate Klit saved the hash with volunteering to set the trail for February 10, 2025. There was a time when KK lived on the west edge of town. As the city expands west, new neighbourhoods are sprouting up all over the place.
The ring road makes these places accessible! So, off we go to Original Joe’s in Aspen Landing Shopping Centre to prepare for the run. The pub was set up for a reservation and we had a spot in the back!
Ready to goNot sure who Tammy is, but we had a spot in the pub
After some last minute beer spotting for the regroup beer, the pack was summoned outside to circle up.
Strap On CramponInsane BoltSlow Clap and Shakes BeerRoaring NancyHardlyKing Shit and TwistyPrincess Monkey SpankerLiquor Lots and Lazy CummerHump the Shark and DastardlyKarate KlitBlue BallsInsane Bolt gets the circle startedAnnouncements and introductions
With Insane Bolt in charge, he summoned Karate Klit to the circle to explain the marks to the pack.
Some of theseSome of those
Quite a few marks, and some riddles!
With description of the flagging used, the pack was released to the nether regions of Aspen Landing.
The Trail
Off we went through the shopping centre. A set of stairs lead down the the pond and pathway. From there, we were off in the oblivion of the new neighbourhoods.
Pathway by the shopping centreRoaring on trailEvidence of a markShoelace adjustmentOff and running!
New building was happening. As such, construction material and no streetlights were a feature.
New neighbourhoods
New building where there once was nothing! Dark streetlights….
Sales office open!Minimalistic parkPMS masters balanceLL in control. Risky move by Hump the SharkPlaying done, off to find the trailApparently, lights are a thing in this neighbourhood
One of riddles was a special mark. Upon finding this mark, we were informed that it referred the “glass house”. Occupants are discouraged from throwing stones.
Special marksGlass house
More pathways and trails were discovered responding to a back check mark. Many hidden ravines and streets in this neighbourhood!
Off we goFinally a slideAll the fun we could have!Insane Bolt checks out the roughness of the iceMore parks?
Slide cleaning opportunity!
Eventually, we made it out of the new construction and densely packed neighbourhoods to stumble upon the regroup. We arrived in waves with the keeners there first and the balance of the pack following along later.
Strap on with here beer danceFinally, refreshments!
The group did a cross country trail to the secret stairs that delivered the group to the shopping centre and the warmth of Original Joe’s.
Down Downs
Inside the pub, we took our spot in the reserved section of Original Joe’s.
Preparing for the down down’s
Hump the Shark was preparing the mythical material he would be delivering for the down down’s.
Hump the Shark thinking
Hump the Shark burst into action and appointed a choir of Twisty and PMS. They were presented with a thimble of beer for their troubles and they sang themselves a song!
Choir readyAnd a song!
The Religious Advisor went through this list of crimes and punishments.
Here’s to the hare!Hash Shit for the shortcuttersKing Shit Insane BoltSkewbic Hair for a lighting offenceStrap OnLC and LLNot sure what happened hereMargarita on special!Tasty RimHardly and Roaring Nancy
With all through, we were declared “on the piss” by Hump the Shark.
On the Piss!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair!
Trail Summary
The trail was in the 5 km to 6 km range. A great trail exploring new territory. Up hill all the way!
With no hares in the program, being a Hashmaster can have it’s challenges. As such, Insane Bolt was coerced into setting trail. His plan was to make it a long one, with words like Ultra Marathon used to describe his intentions.
Weather can be a fickle thing in Calgary. Last weeks heat wave was soon forgotten as the polar vortex settled in for some time, Running in temperatures of -25C requires some special provisions. Layers and dry clothes to change into are a must.
The temperatures filtered out some of the fair weather types, so our numbers were a bit down this week. It is not the quantity of the group, but the quality. As such we had 11 hard core hashers present to enjoy the run that Insane Bolt had produced for us!
Through the ice fog, snow and slippery roads, the group assembled at Pazzer’s Saskatchewan Pub. For those that are not familiar, this pub is a bastion of all things Saskatchewan. Like an oasis for those that long for a touch of Regina in Calgary.
Inside was busy, cramped but warm as we got ready for the run.
With all the late cummers accounted for, it was time to head out and circle up.
Sort of a circle
Hump and StoolieLiquor LotsLazy Cummer and King ShitInsane Bolt and Snow BlowerKarate KlitPrincess Monkey SpankerScoobie with full cold weather kit
PMS conducted the circle and our hare, Insane Bolt, was summoned into the circle to describe what he had planned for us.
Marks are drawnCold weather chalkFlagging
Insane pointed a direction and the cold hashers started to look for marks.
The Trail
Through the community of Montgomery, we found marks and followed them. Surprisingly, there are hills in the neighbourhood, with most of them going up!
Off we goReturning from a check packCheck from hereArt as windows
We stopped at the viewpoint for those in our group, and a picture was taken to record the event.
You can see a lot from here!
Apparently, the other half of the running group was elsewhere, having been befuddled by the interpretations of the marks. Eventually, they were found and no one died. They did send us some pictures to prove they were on trail!
Off through the wonders of Bowness and the bridge crossings along the Trans Canada highway, always a good time!
Down the hillCrunchy snow and crisp airBowness bridgeHashers along the bridge
Off toward Shouldice Park and a run through the pathways by the river. It was cold. Eventually, we ended up at the regroup to enjoy beer slushy’s. We were somewhat concerned about the missing hashers, but they eventually made it to the end and all was good!
Regroup for the first waveStylish moistureLL with the frosty lookLC thinking warm thoughtsKS keeping us safeRegroup wave 2KK with the frosty look!
PMS survived…..
With outdoor refreshments done, it was time to dress for inside down down’s. Dump the wet clothing and ward off hypothermia.
Off to the inside where we packed the pub with a full table of happy hashers. The locals were amused with the invasion.
Settling inLL sporting the Onesie of ShamePMS radiating
It was decided to splash out for suitable down down beer, the honour and recognize the intrepid group that enabled the continued operation of the group!
Beer Wench provided a full serve!
Hump the Shark declared “sitting down down’s” and we were set to go.
Choir was Scoobie and Lazy Cummer and the program was started.
Hump the Shark thinks someone is number 1Choir reward!
Around the table we went with down down’s for everyone!
Insane Bolt – Great TrailStool Stuffer – off to Mexico shortlyKC did not get lost!Snow Blower – Extra check backsShakes Beer – Is alive and coming out to the HashPMS demonstrating proper techniqueLiquor Lots – Happy to be inside!
After we exhausted the stories and the crimes, the Religious Advisor declared the group to be “on the piss”. The group settled in for more socializing and refreshment prior to heading out into the cold.
On the Piss!Drink amongst yourselves
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
We run over 5 kms is the cold. There were shortcuts available for those that needed them. In addition, Insane Bolt had some extra distance for those so inclined. A great run in the cold.
In the celebration of Robbie (Rabbie) Burns, the Scottish poet and lyricist , lived from 25 January 1759 – 21 July 1796. He is widely regarded as the national poet of Scotland and is celebrated worldwide.
Hump the Shark volunteered to set trail for the Robbie Burns tribute run. All things Scottish was the theme. The location was in the deep south community of Legacy, which is most of the way to Okotoks. Bobby’s Place Pub is a Scottish themed eatery which had Haggis on the menu.
With succinct GPS coordinates, finding the place only took more time than you could have imagined. Those coming from the north could have been most of the way to Banff if they were heading west. Nevertheless, the venue offered a view into a new section of town and distant views of downtown from top of the river bank!
The weather was good with above freezing temperatures. Perfect for high quality ice and slippery conditions. Hashers arrived to the pub and began their preparations for the evening trail.
Bobby’s Place Pub
PMS thinkingA table of enthusiastsSnevil getting readyShakes Beer appears out of nowhere!
The pack was instructed to head outside for the circle.
Hot Pants and Tighty WhiteyFog Horny and Comes and GoesBlue BallsLiquor Lots adorning the Hat ShitHump the Shark and PMSTwistyStoolie spiking upStrap On CramponPlaid artwork New boot – Just TomHot CheeksOn InLiquor lots and Lazy CummerSnevil and Mucky DipInsane BoltArchive – Shakes BeerJust JenBacchanal
PMS called the circle to order and we went through the introductions. New boots, archives and a good turn out for such a southern location.
PMS doing some sort of strange danceOne foot seems like enough
Hump the Shark was called into the circle to describe the marks.
Marking These are the marks!
There was flagging described as well as mention of a walkers trail. The hash was released into the neighbourhood to find the marks.
The Trail
Off we go in all directions. Plenty of ice to navigate and much confusion. Tiny marks widely spaced. Eventually, we found the beginning of the trail and the pack as off.
Which way!Perhaps this way?Really, it is over here…
Parks were present, so playing was a thing. Shiny new playground equipment offered some new play experiences.
PlaygroundSpinning thingThis could end badly
From the top of the river bank, there were some great views of downtown, which was very far away.
Hardly follows SnevilNice headlights!ViewpointA view of a downtown very far away
More urban exploring uncovered evidence of a civilization that must have existed in Legacy prior to the redevelopment. There is some chance that this is fake.
We can patch this upThis is what the blue prints said!
Apparently there is some unique wildlife on the pathways . No camels or elephants were spotted and we heard no one speaking to their dogs.
Dog talkInteresting animals use this trail
More wilderness, pathways, parks and sidewalks lead us to the regroup.
House with lightsPark lightingStrap on with playing assistanceMore assistanceNothing good happens hereHope it is this wayQuite a climbPlayground availablePlay here
After what seemed to be a long time, the regroup was discovered and all was put right.
RegroupHot Pants prior to accepting the Hat ShitIf you touch it, you wear itSafely packed up!
Off to the pub to conduct the down down’s
The Down Down’s
We presented a large group to the pub and they were able to accommodate us. They had haggis on the menu which was popular with the Scottish aligned crowd.
We gathered and figured out where to sit and what to order prior to the commencement of the down down cerimonies.
Eating and hash cashInsane Bolt with hope that his onesie of shame will be releasedTW being assaulted by KKSerious chat tableConversationalistsThe new kids plotting to overthrow the current regime
On In and Snevil got to work to start the down down’s. On In looked after the Scottish piece and Snevil did the rest.
On In and Snevil preparing for the down down’s
A choir of King Shit and Tighty Whitey was selected and we were ready to go.
Choir singing themselves a songChoir with down down
With the Robbie Burns theme, On In educated us on all things Scottish, and provided a tribute to the haggis. In spite of the lack of simultaneous translation, the delivery was excellent.
On In
More crimes and punishments were handed out by Snevil.
Liquor Lots and Hot Pants – Hat Shit transferInsane looses the onesieLiquor Lots happy to receive the Onesie of Shame
More offences came forward. Something to do with clothing redistribution on trail.
Bacchanal clothes the groupNew boot Just Tom with a donated item of clothing
Hard to keep track of the multiple offences, but here are the people that were honoured.
Bacchanal is recruitingThe return of Shakes BeerJust Jen getting closer to a namingHappy walkers
During the festivities, a beer was sacrificed and created quite a mess and a workplace hazard. A quick response from the spill response team made everything right again.
Before pictureThen this happenedNo chance to reassembleCorrect one footed technique for spill clean up
Recovering from the beer mishap, more hashers were called up to received down down’s.
PMSKK and TW
With all crimes disclosed and worked with, we were declared “on the piss”, and a down down was given to the RA’s.
Down down for the religious advisors
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of some 7 km’s was enjoyed by all that ran with the pack this evening. Great terrain and extremely high quality ice. Strap On crampons are a must for this type of weather.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
