Pyro volunteered to set trail in Ranchlands NW. We have ran from the Stonewall Pub in the past, and have experienced the trails and forests of this neighbourhood. Pyro has lots of experience but admitted that he found new terrain in the scouting that he was pleased to include in the run.
The pack assembled in the pub until it was time to circle up outside.
Stonewall Pub in Ranchlands NW
There was a parking lot at the rear of the strip mall, well suited for a circle to form. Insane bolt ran the circle.
Circle up
The formalities of announcements and introductions proceeded. No unusual business except for the announcement that our next Mismanagement meeting will happen on Tuesday at the Elephant and Castle Pub.
The group figured out how to make a circle and prepared for the adventure that would unfold courtesy of Pyro.
Lying Sack of ShitBlue BallsPyroCamshaftShakesbeerDastardlyKarate KlitSnow BlowerKing ShitBooty CampMmmmm Lady FingersHump the SharkOPPSkewbic HairHardly and Twisty
Insane Bolt summoned the hare into the centre of the circle who proceeded to describe the marks.
Ready for the hare!
Pyro makes his marksThis is what you need to know!
The pack was released and dispersed to find the trail.
The Trail
Out of the parking lot, marks were found and the pack was afoot. Large H’s on the sidewalk were found and followed. The sound of “On On” resonated through the neighbourhood.
Hardly and Hump the SharkHardly racing LSOLHump pretending to runSnow BlowerPMS with a saluteKK and OPPPathway with Snow Blower aheadBlue Balls making progress
Surprisingly uphill
UphillLSOS thinkingPMS climbs the hillLSOS contemplating nature
Nature was present with spring flowers and other evidence of spring being present.
Spring Flowers
Blue Balls gaining speedKing Shit poses for a nature shot
Eventually, we found the marks that led us to the regroup beer.
Regroup location
It was decided that the down down’s would be outside. Weather was good and we could splash out more down down beer.
The Down Down’s
Camshaft was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He scratched down some digital notes on his phone and collected stories from the group. Eventually, it was show time and the ceremonies started!
Down Down beveragesRA plus choir, OPP and LSOSChoirHare – PyroInsane BoltLazy CummerShakesbeerHardly and Karate Klit
Show Blower, PMS, and Booty Camp – French Connection
There were some antics involving Skewbic Hair, for some crime of insignificant proportion.
Apparently, there was some evidence of photo’s of photo’s.
With all done, we honoured the RA with a down down and were declared “on the piss”.
Camshaft – Great RA
The group retired to the pub for beer and food. Not a lot of pictures, just this evidence of yam fries.
Size is important with yam fries
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail close to 5 km’s. Great views and lots of up and down made the run an enjoyable experience. Thanks to Pyro for a fine trail.
Burns Block in Inglewood – Where Beer and Pinball Live
The Beginning
Tighty Whitey volunteered to hare this run. With the longer daylight hours, we start in the light and end in the twilight. Burns Block Social Club in Inglewood SE was the start point for the run. The location is the legacy Revival Brewery and Arcade which features plenty of pinball games.
The hashers assembled inside only to be instructed to circle up in the rear parking lot. A rather hap hazard collection this week, struggled to get the circle shape right.
A good turn out for a warm day with daylight for the run!
Hardly and TwistyHot Quickie with invisible dogF4 attracts invisible dogShakesbeerSlow Clap Beer in the RearNew Boot – KarlaOn InHump the SharkLiquor LotsHot Pants makes an appearance. Nice hat shit!F4Abandoned PussyNever Been Hashing here for a Y5KTwistyKing ShitPyroTighty WhiteyDastardly
PMS, returning from some exotic travel destination, was in charge of the circle. Announcements and introductions were conducted and the hare was called into the circle. Perhaps AP had some role in setting the trail as well…..
PMSChalk handoff
We have made these marks for you
Follow these marks and all will be revealed.
After the marks were described, with an emphasis on the viewpoint, the pack was released into the setting sun.
The Trail
Off through the streets of Inglewood, along the Elbow River toward the Saddledome. Good views along the pathways were enjoyed until the stairs were discovered.
Hashers on patrolHashers on a fieldLSOS fueled by a Mexican vacationHashers in actionHardly on trailBridge over the Elbow RiverPlayground artHigh density, what everyone needsPathway sunsetTwisty on trailWith a bit more roofing, you would be dry in this
Apparently this signage is significant. Not sure if it is the family name recognition that Bacchanal identifies with, of the offer to stop for a 3 way….. Choices?
Who knew?
The sun set was observed and for those that found the stairs, a viewpoint was provided!
Way up here is the viewTW knows Cloud shotShitty stairs
Some sunset shots were taken as proof that there was an actual viewpoint!
Sunset as plannedDark soon
Down the stairs, back along the pathway to find more trail.
F4 climbingCloud shotGreen light go!LSOS and PMS racing away
Apparently, there was some park action for the adventurous. Never let a play opportunity go by without taking time to play.
ApprovalSwingersWho is watching!
Hot Pants and Stool Stuffer sharing a moment
After many kilometers, the regroup was spotted and refreshments were enjoyed by all.
Regroup with a stageTwilight happening
Three photogenic hashers and LSOS
Eventually, it was time to get back to the pub to begin the down down’s
The Down Down’s
Back to the Burns Block Social Club to get organized for the down down’s. Tight quarters makes for a cozy situation. Beer and food order in preparation for the main event.
What is the best deal here?
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor for the evening, and the choir was Dastardly and Roaring Nancy. The program started with an acknowledgement to the choir, the hare, and Shakesbeer.
Here’s to the HareShakesbeer – Not on trail
A series of crimes and accusations were revealed, which included:
AP and Pyro for discussing politics on trail, LSOS for being an archive and arriving back to Canada injured, Karla, the new boot. Shortcutting, bike riding to the hash, and other serious events.
Hardly and TwistyPyro with APLSOS returnsNew Boot – KarlaLL- won the hashHardlyHot Pants – nice hat shitTwistyKK and Bacchanal – short cuttersKing Shit – He is number 1Beer in the Rear, On In and F4Slow Clap
Eventually, the material was spent, the beer was consumed and all was good.
Hump the Shark declares the group “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
If you made no mistakes, the trail was 5 km. Not what most people observed as 6 + km was typical. Great trail!
Hash Extra
The scribe was unfortunately unable to attend the run due to a skiing engagement in Jasper. I am sure I would have enjoyed the trail if I was there. My substitute fun was OK as well!
The clocks have shifted and we now have more daylight in the evening. That hour of lost sleep is eventually forgotten and we bask in the glow of a starting circle in the light.
OPP and Lazy Cummer volunteered to set trail. A good turn out for a run in the Marda Loop neighbourhood was anticipating an interesting run.
The group assembled inside the Marda Loop Brewing Company, and were called out to form a circle in the back parking lot.
PMS lead the circle as the group got organized.
PyroSlow ClapInsane BoltBlue BallsMmmm Lady Fingers and CamshaftDastardlyF4Hump the SharkSophie – new bootRoaring NancyTighty WhiteyShakesbeerPMSBooty Camp and Snow BlowerSnevilKing ShitBeer in the Rear – doggy pose 1Slippy ThongKarate KlitBeer in the Rear – doggy pose 2Bacchanal with Slow ClapLazy Cummer and Oozy Pizzle Panties (OPP)
PMS went through the announcement and introductions, then called the hares to the circle to explain the marks for the trail.
PMS working the circle
LC with chalk of colour 1OPP with colour 2 chalk
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
A few false trails were discovered as the pack got their bearings and found the true trail marks. Through the neighbourhood of Marda Loop and the mud and moisture from the recent snow, the trail revealed itself.
False trail that waySlow Clap cherishes the hash shitBooty Camp making tracks
The scribe was in the walkers group due to skiing over exertion. The walkers had a fine time exploring the development and construction occurring in the this part of town!
Walkers posingLL with her crittersFire fighting equipment – early versionWalkers waiting for the light to change!
My inside sources suggest that the runners had a fun time finding the trail, and playing in any parks they could find.
Bacchanal, KK and OPPLazy Cummer keeping the pack togetherA couple of swingersMuch playing happening hereOff to the next parkInsane Bolt goes for a spinInversionSlippy ready to slideDare DevilHow safe is thisShakesbeer found a playhouseDarkness shotCompetitive sliding
The walkers were able to find the regroup in the parking lot of the brewery. Apparently, the runners had a significant amount of trail to run, and were delayed in arriving for refreshments.
Regroup at dusk
Eventually, once darkness had fallen, the balance of the group appeared to regale us with their conquest of the epically long trail. This shot is indicative of the level of darkness when the balance of the pack arrived.
The dark side of the regroup
The group gathered on the patio of the Marda Loop Brewing Company to order beer and food prior to the down down’s.
Eventually, Booty Camp was ready for the down down ceremonies.
The Down Down’s
Religious Advisor Booty Camp took control of the down downs and appointed a choir of Roaring Nancy.
Pay AttentionHow would?
Booty Camp thanked the hares for setting trail and then proceeded to come forward with a series of lies, accusations and crimes committed during the run.
Hares!Epic Trail for distance training!New Boot Sophie, thanks to BacchanalSnevil and MenageSkewbic Hair for somethingTighty WhiteyHump the SharkShakesbeer and Insane BoltCinder Fella and Hot Liquor – representing the sitting hashSlow Clap and the hash shitRoaring showing off his new hatF4 – makes it out again!On In and Scoobie – old peopleHash Shit – new owner!
With the down down’s done, the group engaged in the chatting and socializing until it was time to leave.
Are they not all cute!On the Piss
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Some say this trail was 9 km when all done. Not sure how the sidewalk marks made it through the surprise snowfall.
The walkers were more straightforward with a big loop of close to 4 km.
Thanks to Booty Camp and Snow Blower for stepping up to set the first trail in March 2025. Starting from Buffalo Bob’s Sports Bar in the SW, in the Glenbrook, Glendale neighbourhoods. The private room in the bar was reserved and we were set for the evening.
The weather shifted for the Monday run, where we had sustained above freezing temperatures, a dusting of snow and around freezing temperatures made the footing interesting.
The enthusiastic group turned out in good numbers as we prepared for the run at the bar.
Buffalo Bob’s Sports Bar, Pub, Grill….
Hashers arrivingWaiting for the wordRead to go
We were called to the circle by Insane Bolt and headed outside to the cold and dark.
Circle upF4On InPrincess Monkey SpankerBooty CampKing ShitShakesbeerSnow BlowerInsane BoltKarate KlitBlue BallsLazy CummerXXX RayMmmm Lady Fingers, Camshaft and PyroSlippy Thong and Hot CheeksBeer in the Rear and Hot QuickieLiquor Lots and Strap On CramponHump the Shark and Roaring NancyBacchanalOPP
Insane Bolt called the group to order and went through an abbreviated version of the formalities.
Insane BoltCamshaft with an announcement
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks we had follow to enjoy the trail.
Marks like thisHere we go!Flagging of this colour
The pack was released and off we went to find the marks. Some confusion with running through the shopping area and industrial building before we ultimately found our way forward.
Off through the parking lotFalse trail foundRoaring running with confidenceIt must be this way!
Through the streets, alleys and pathways the trail wound through the neighbourhoods.
Past this placePlaygroundLC makes a good choiceLL strikes a poseStrap On checks out the pole
Some gems were found on the pathways, with a snow person appearing, freshly made.
Snow personLL and Insane Bolt checking it out
A bit icy and crunchy as the temperatures went down.
Playground nearbySlippy Thong tests out the spring loaded toysTeeteringPMS savouring the rideShakesbeer goes for a spinSwingersKS cleans off the slide
More trail until the next playground. Careful with the footing!
LL tests the swingInsane Bolt getting ready to go under
Strap On and LC test out the teeter totter. Shakesbeer supervises
Eventually we made it to the regroup, with Booty Camp protecting the deep puddle from the oblivious hashers.
Puddle lifeguard
Refreshment rewards
Off to the pub to get set up for down downs.
The Down Down’s
At Buffalo Bob’s, we had a private room at the back. Good set up for the group as we got settled and ordered beer and food.
Eating and drinking done well
The religious advisor for the evening was Skewbic Hair. Dispensing with photo duties to Liquor Lots, a choir was chosen and the ceremonies commenced.
The choir of Roaring Nancy and Karate Klit were rewarded with down down’s, sang themselves a song to begin the program.
Choir getting ready!
Down down’s for the hares, leading into other crimes and offences being rewarded.
Hares – fine runBecame a devil’s run with 6.66 km’s of distanceXXX Ray – welcome back!OPP – likes the bigger beersF4 and Insane BoltLC and Strap On – teeter totter champions Mmmm Lady Fingers – Fast walkerDastardly and KK
Hash shit was awarded to Insane Bolt for forgetting to do the introductions at the opening circle. He was able to hand it off to a hasher of his choice, and selected Camshaft.
Not happyHand offAlso not happy
A round of the camel song showed a good understanding of anatomy.
Some confusion on body parts
Mmmm Lady Fingers was rewarded with a down down for achieving 269 runs.
Small glassBig glass!
With all material exhausted, we were declared to be “on the piss”, with a down down to the RA!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of 6.66 km’s, a devilish distance. Limited slips and crashes made this an enjoyable run!
Shakesbeer has been out of the loop for some time. We are pleased that he has the courage to volunteer to set the trail. The location was Joyce on Fourth, an Irish type pub in the beltline. They have a room in the basement suitable for hosting the group.
Apparently, hashers arrived and gathered at the pub. Some of us were late due to the Mission bridge construction and subsequent detour.
Not too much for pictures prior to the run, but here is a picture of the pub in warm weather and daylight.
The Pub looks like this in the warm weather
A couple of photos of the walkers and the marks were provided as evidence that the circle took place.
Walkers getting ready The marksVinnie in anticipation
The Trail
Being a bit behind the pack, some of us had to find the pack and join the run. Eventually, the headlights of the pack were sighted and the run was afoot.
With the melting conditions, the pathways were wet and icy. Challenging traction for those without spikes. Careful footing was the key.
Trail this wayHot Quickie and Slow ClapHardly heading this wayReflective outfitsSlow Clap making sureFollow the headlightReturning from a false trailCivilization aheadPMS done playing
Some parks were scattered along the way, and playing was encouraged!
Hump, Insane and Hot Quickie
PMS starting slowlyBacchanal masters slidingAs fast as she could go!
More trail was discovered and we were treated to a viewpoint.
Trail this wayCity ViewVPDown stairs
Some sort of group activity involving four people!
Thankfully, the regroup was near and we found the refreshments.
The regroup provided an opportunity to collect the group and score some pictures, missed from the circle.
KK, Bacchanal, LL and OPPLL, Insane Bolt and PMSBooty CampHump the SharkHardly and TwistyShakesbeerKing ShitFog Horny and Comes and GoesOn In and DastardlyMmmm Lady Fingers, Camshaft and Roaring NanySlow ClapShakesbeer and Hot QuickieBacchanal and Karate Klit
With refreshments done, off to the pub for the Down Down’s
The Down Down’s
Off to the Joyce on Forth pub, to our room in the basement. Beer specials and food specials were available so…. a lot of eating and drinking.
Head tableKids tableOther tableMouth wateringGood beer!
Hump the Shark was religious advisor, the down down beer was procured and the ceremonies were ready to start.
Hump making up storiesBeer getting ready
Hump the Shark ready to go!
A choir was selected, Camshaft and Mmmmm Lady Fingers. As they have been vacationing in warmer countries, time for some choir action.
Choir looking through the on-line songbook!
Down down’s for the choir and the hares. A procession of other crimes were tabled and down down’s were consumed.
Shakesbeer – the Hare!KK and OPP.Insane Bolt – Hash DogLL looses the Onesie of ShameNo problemsInsane Bolt assesses the dampness of the garmentLooks good on InsaneLazy CummerDastardlyKing ShitSlow Clap with the theme shirtOPP bonding with her hash shitOPP tries on the theme shirt! Seems happy?Bacchanal and PMS – racistsSnow BlowerLLInsane BoltHump and ScoobieComes and Goes with Fog HornyBacchanalAnother theme shirt model!LLKK
With all done, we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
We were on trail for some 5+ kms with great marks and epic views.
Calgary has had a bit of a cold spell for the last 10 days of so. With temperatures in the -25 C range plus windchill, it makes for a chilly outdoor experience. At least the sun was out for the afternoon run, making a considerable difference.
The lead up to the run included encouragement to dress up in layers and do not be a wimp. As such, we had 17 hashers come out and enjoy the fine trail set by PMS and Liquor Lots.
We arrived at Two Pillars Brewing to start the run. Once parked, we circled up “outside”.
Sunny but cold…DastardlyPMSInsane BoltShakesbeerStrap On Crampon and Booty CampSnow BlowerBooty Camp in disguiseRoaring NancyLazy CummerKing ShitHardly and TwistyHump the SharkKarate Klit
PMS was called into the circle to describe the marks she had chosen for the trail today.
I am the hareFlagging like thisFollow thisAs the shadow says, these are the marks! VP’s a plenty!
With the instructions complete, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Off toward the river we ran. Not wanting to give up the high ground, the neighbourhoods revealed the marks to follow.
ColourfulClear sidewalksLocal featuresHardy plantsHardly and Roaring Nancy!
Of course there were sights to be seen and parks to play in.
Some sort of expensive urban art. Does not seem to mind the cold.
Shoe laces need workSwingersLike this!
This would be a city view. Frosty!
Down these stairsStrap On makes an entry into the community journalChances of a false trail at the bottom?Miniature Calgary tower
The lion greets us!
Park in ChinatownKC shows her kicking styleEau Claire under deconstruction
No more Eau Claire Market!
Off through Princes Island Park over to the Peace Bridge to return to the North side of the rver.
City View from Princes IslandTall person marked this “H”A parkKC learning to flyPeace BridgeRoaring NancyShakesbeerScoobieKarate Klit
The community provided some interesting ice sculptures. These were very popular with the the tactile folks in the group.
Waiting for the Chinook!
Eventually, we had to climb the massive hill to get to the top of Crescent Heights where we were greeted with a significant wind to freeze us to death.
Can not see the windCity view from Crescent Heights
Apparently there was a downhill and uphill section that some of the enthusiastic hashers took. Others preferred the flat elevation to the regroup.
Nothing like a cold refreshment on a cold day! Hot chocolate was available as well!
Off to the bar to warm up and conduct the down down’s.
Down Down’s
The Two Pillars Brewery was a bit small, but that did not stop us from finding space and running through our down down program.
Hashers socializingThe kids table
Hump the Shark was Religious Advisor (RA) for the afternoon festivities. A choir was called and the down down’s commenced!
Hump the Shark – RASnow Blower and Strap On Crampon – Choir
The hares were called up and acknowledged for the fine trail that had been set on this cold and frosty day.
We are number 1 hares!Sing us a song!
More crimes and punishment were handed out by the RA. The Hash Shit has a new owner, and many offences were acknowledged.
KK – It was this cold!Hardly Shakesbeer and the hash shitOn InBooty Camp tests her seal skin mittens
There was some group activity which warranted down down’s.
PMS, LL and LCPMSLCDastardlyTwistyHash Shit turnover
Old guys rule
PMS demonstrates her flotation devices
On the Piss
After the down down’s, the group continued with mirth and merriment, and yummy beer from Two Pillars Brewery.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
The Trail
A fine trail of 6 – 7 kms was enjoyed by the group. Pleased we had sunshine and a warm pub for afterwards.
With no hares in the program, being a Hashmaster can have it’s challenges. As such, Insane Bolt was coerced into setting trail. His plan was to make it a long one, with words like Ultra Marathon used to describe his intentions.
Weather can be a fickle thing in Calgary. Last weeks heat wave was soon forgotten as the polar vortex settled in for some time, Running in temperatures of -25C requires some special provisions. Layers and dry clothes to change into are a must.
The temperatures filtered out some of the fair weather types, so our numbers were a bit down this week. It is not the quantity of the group, but the quality. As such we had 11 hard core hashers present to enjoy the run that Insane Bolt had produced for us!
Through the ice fog, snow and slippery roads, the group assembled at Pazzer’s Saskatchewan Pub. For those that are not familiar, this pub is a bastion of all things Saskatchewan. Like an oasis for those that long for a touch of Regina in Calgary.
Inside was busy, cramped but warm as we got ready for the run.
With all the late cummers accounted for, it was time to head out and circle up.
Sort of a circle
Hump and StoolieLiquor LotsLazy Cummer and King ShitInsane Bolt and Snow BlowerKarate KlitPrincess Monkey SpankerScoobie with full cold weather kit
PMS conducted the circle and our hare, Insane Bolt, was summoned into the circle to describe what he had planned for us.
Marks are drawnCold weather chalkFlagging
Insane pointed a direction and the cold hashers started to look for marks.
The Trail
Through the community of Montgomery, we found marks and followed them. Surprisingly, there are hills in the neighbourhood, with most of them going up!
Off we goReturning from a check packCheck from hereArt as windows
We stopped at the viewpoint for those in our group, and a picture was taken to record the event.
You can see a lot from here!
Apparently, the other half of the running group was elsewhere, having been befuddled by the interpretations of the marks. Eventually, they were found and no one died. They did send us some pictures to prove they were on trail!
Off through the wonders of Bowness and the bridge crossings along the Trans Canada highway, always a good time!
Down the hillCrunchy snow and crisp airBowness bridgeHashers along the bridge
Off toward Shouldice Park and a run through the pathways by the river. It was cold. Eventually, we ended up at the regroup to enjoy beer slushy’s. We were somewhat concerned about the missing hashers, but they eventually made it to the end and all was good!
Regroup for the first waveStylish moistureLL with the frosty lookLC thinking warm thoughtsKS keeping us safeRegroup wave 2KK with the frosty look!
PMS survived…..
With outdoor refreshments done, it was time to dress for inside down down’s. Dump the wet clothing and ward off hypothermia.
Off to the inside where we packed the pub with a full table of happy hashers. The locals were amused with the invasion.
Settling inLL sporting the Onesie of ShamePMS radiating
It was decided to splash out for suitable down down beer, the honour and recognize the intrepid group that enabled the continued operation of the group!
Beer Wench provided a full serve!
Hump the Shark declared “sitting down down’s” and we were set to go.
Choir was Scoobie and Lazy Cummer and the program was started.
Hump the Shark thinks someone is number 1Choir reward!
Around the table we went with down down’s for everyone!
Insane Bolt – Great TrailStool Stuffer – off to Mexico shortlyKC did not get lost!Snow Blower – Extra check backsShakes Beer – Is alive and coming out to the HashPMS demonstrating proper techniqueLiquor Lots – Happy to be inside!
After we exhausted the stories and the crimes, the Religious Advisor declared the group to be “on the piss”. The group settled in for more socializing and refreshment prior to heading out into the cold.
On the Piss!Drink amongst yourselves
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
We run over 5 kms is the cold. There were shortcuts available for those that needed them. In addition, Insane Bolt had some extra distance for those so inclined. A great run in the cold.
In the celebration of Robbie (Rabbie) Burns, the Scottish poet and lyricist , lived from 25 January 1759 – 21 July 1796. He is widely regarded as the national poet of Scotland and is celebrated worldwide.
Hump the Shark volunteered to set trail for the Robbie Burns tribute run. All things Scottish was the theme. The location was in the deep south community of Legacy, which is most of the way to Okotoks. Bobby’s Place Pub is a Scottish themed eatery which had Haggis on the menu.
With succinct GPS coordinates, finding the place only took more time than you could have imagined. Those coming from the north could have been most of the way to Banff if they were heading west. Nevertheless, the venue offered a view into a new section of town and distant views of downtown from top of the river bank!
The weather was good with above freezing temperatures. Perfect for high quality ice and slippery conditions. Hashers arrived to the pub and began their preparations for the evening trail.
Bobby’s Place Pub
PMS thinkingA table of enthusiastsSnevil getting readyShakes Beer appears out of nowhere!
The pack was instructed to head outside for the circle.
Hot Pants and Tighty WhiteyFog Horny and Comes and GoesBlue BallsLiquor Lots adorning the Hat ShitHump the Shark and PMSTwistyStoolie spiking upStrap On CramponPlaid artwork New boot – Just TomHot CheeksOn InLiquor lots and Lazy CummerSnevil and Mucky DipInsane BoltArchive – Shakes BeerJust JenBacchanal
PMS called the circle to order and we went through the introductions. New boots, archives and a good turn out for such a southern location.
PMS doing some sort of strange danceOne foot seems like enough
Hump the Shark was called into the circle to describe the marks.
Marking These are the marks!
There was flagging described as well as mention of a walkers trail. The hash was released into the neighbourhood to find the marks.
The Trail
Off we go in all directions. Plenty of ice to navigate and much confusion. Tiny marks widely spaced. Eventually, we found the beginning of the trail and the pack as off.
Which way!Perhaps this way?Really, it is over here…
Parks were present, so playing was a thing. Shiny new playground equipment offered some new play experiences.
PlaygroundSpinning thingThis could end badly
From the top of the river bank, there were some great views of downtown, which was very far away.
Hardly follows SnevilNice headlights!ViewpointA view of a downtown very far away
More urban exploring uncovered evidence of a civilization that must have existed in Legacy prior to the redevelopment. There is some chance that this is fake.
We can patch this upThis is what the blue prints said!
Apparently there is some unique wildlife on the pathways . No camels or elephants were spotted and we heard no one speaking to their dogs.
Dog talkInteresting animals use this trail
More wilderness, pathways, parks and sidewalks lead us to the regroup.
House with lightsPark lightingStrap on with playing assistanceMore assistanceNothing good happens hereHope it is this wayQuite a climbPlayground availablePlay here
After what seemed to be a long time, the regroup was discovered and all was put right.
RegroupHot Pants prior to accepting the Hat ShitIf you touch it, you wear itSafely packed up!
Off to the pub to conduct the down down’s
The Down Down’s
We presented a large group to the pub and they were able to accommodate us. They had haggis on the menu which was popular with the Scottish aligned crowd.
We gathered and figured out where to sit and what to order prior to the commencement of the down down cerimonies.
Eating and hash cashInsane Bolt with hope that his onesie of shame will be releasedTW being assaulted by KKSerious chat tableConversationalistsThe new kids plotting to overthrow the current regime
On In and Snevil got to work to start the down down’s. On In looked after the Scottish piece and Snevil did the rest.
On In and Snevil preparing for the down down’s
A choir of King Shit and Tighty Whitey was selected and we were ready to go.
Choir singing themselves a songChoir with down down
With the Robbie Burns theme, On In educated us on all things Scottish, and provided a tribute to the haggis. In spite of the lack of simultaneous translation, the delivery was excellent.
On In
More crimes and punishments were handed out by Snevil.
Liquor Lots and Hot Pants – Hat Shit transferInsane looses the onesieLiquor Lots happy to receive the Onesie of Shame
More offences came forward. Something to do with clothing redistribution on trail.
Bacchanal clothes the groupNew boot Just Tom with a donated item of clothing
Hard to keep track of the multiple offences, but here are the people that were honoured.
Bacchanal is recruitingThe return of Shakes BeerJust Jen getting closer to a namingHappy walkers
During the festivities, a beer was sacrificed and created quite a mess and a workplace hazard. A quick response from the spill response team made everything right again.
Before pictureThen this happenedNo chance to reassembleCorrect one footed technique for spill clean up
Recovering from the beer mishap, more hashers were called up to received down down’s.
PMSKK and TW
With all crimes disclosed and worked with, we were declared “on the piss”, and a down down was given to the RA’s.
Down down for the religious advisors
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of some 7 km’s was enjoyed by all that ran with the pack this evening. Great terrain and extremely high quality ice. Strap On crampons are a must for this type of weather.
With much celebration, we have three hares stepping up for set trail in mid January. Ozzie Pizzle Pants (OPP), Liquor Lots (LL) and Lazy Cummer (LC) joined forces to set a fantastic trail from Two House Brewing Taproom and Pizza in the Sunalta neighbourhood, in the shadow of the C-Trail tracks.
Even better, Two House has declared $5.00 pints for the month of January. Is that not a good reason to patronize this establishment? In addition, plenty of great terrain for the trail.
Trail setting was done in the cold weather on Sunday (-20 C). Monday chinook winds warmed things up to -4 C. We gathered inside prior to the run start.
Two House BrewingWarm inside
Insane Bolt announced it was time to circle up in the rear parking lot of the pub.
Slippy Thong with Edmonton visitor Eager PeevertHashmasters – Insane Bolt and PMSAP and Strap On CramponRoaring Nancy and Slow ClapHot Quickie and Beer in the RearBlue BallsHump the Shark and HardlyKarate KlitTighty Whitey and DastardlyLL and TwistyOPPBacchanal and Rashy BushLazy Cummer and King ShitStool StufferBacchanal and Just JenSlow Clap and Just10 Beaver
Insane Bolt ran the circle. We had visitors, archives and newish boots.
Insane Bolt runs the circle. Nice onesie of shame!
The hares were called into the circle and explained the marks we needed to follow for the trail.
Hares ready to show us the marks……Gravel parking lot not the greatest. Time to improvise.
Green bin in actionMarks like thisAll you need to know!
The hares pointed in a westerly direction and the pack was off.
The Trail
A few misleading marks lead to false trails. After the requisite fumbling around, true trail was discovered.
Just10 and Blue BallsThe pack finds a trailStairs!Single file – no passingBroad sidewalks in SunaltaTrail this wayOPP keeps the pack in lineNice headlight!
Hardly scopes out the view
Finally, a park was found and the playing and sliding was engaged in earnest.
Looks like funSpring loaded entertainmentOne sided teeter totterThis one was popularHigh shot depicting playing
Down the hill and through the neighbourhood prior to finding the stairs that must be climbed.
Nothing ever happens here!
Blue Balls takes the bridgeStoolie takes a stepTrain spotting14 th street bridgeOver Bow Trail
We eventually made it to the pathway beside the river. This was a long stretch of distance with few options. We found the regroup under the C-Train tracks close to the pub. Refreshments were appreciated!
F4 scopes out the regroup
After our refreshments, it was back to the pub to get sorted out for down down’s.
Down Down’s
Inside Two House was warm and dry. The smell of fresh pizza was present. The pack settled in as the Religious Advisor got his act together.
Plenty of space
PMS samplingEager Peevert settling in
Hump the Shark ready to go
Choir selected with Snevil and Roaring Nancy. The sang to them selves and enjoyed a refreshment.
Choir – Roaring Nancy and Snevil
A number of crimes and transgressions were brought to light, as well as the acknowledgement of the hares. Scoobie was called up to be a stunt double for Just10 Beaver, who had escaped prior to receiving her down down. Scoobie handed off the photo taking duties to others.
Selfie from the photo taker
Scoobie replacing Just10 BeaverHares!Here’s to the haresVisitor – Eager Peevert from Edmonton True Trail HashStrap On CramponBacchanal and PMSF4 found us on trail!AP – epic short cutterOPP and KK – DFLBacchanal and APSlow ClapJust JenHares and Strap On Hash Shit holders – PMS and Insane BoltLC happy to be awarded the hash shit form PMSAll done – on the piss
Eventually, Hump the Shark ran out of beer and material and we were “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
We were pleased that the weather warmed up for the run. Happy that the hares set trail in the -20C range, -4C seemed balmy. Total distance in excess of 5 km.
A tradition in the Calgary Hash is to conduct a Boxing Day Run after Christmas, which hashers adorned with boxer shorts, a box, or other costume to celebrate this special day.
As this is an afternoon run, no headlights required. The group assembled at the Hardly Twisty residence in the NW community of Beddington.
The group of intrepid daytime hashers assembled in the Boxing day finery in anticipation of the run. With Boxer shorts and other box themed costume, the group was ready to run.
I wonder who belongs to those boxes?
Conveniently, hashers Dirty Dancer and Mouthful live across the street from Hardly and Twisty. Not only were they in attendance, but the hash used their driveway for the circle!
Hash Test Dummy and Auntie FrankHardly and TwistyRashy BushSnow Blower and King ShitRoaring NancyBooty CampSkewbic HairStoolie and KrustyTighty Whitey, Mouthful and Dirty Dancer
In the absence of anyone that looked like a Hash master, Hash mattress or Past-it-master, Booty Camp conducted the circle. She know the correct number for the run and went through the introductions.
Booty Camp introduced the hares and we were given a description of the marks to expect for this run. Circles were replaced by squares The group needed some time to figure out what this meant, but eventually figured out that the squares were in fact boxes.
Hares pleaseBoxes mean somethingHardly markingTwisty markingThese are the marks!
The hash was released to find the check backs that Hardly had placed at the beginning to destabilize the pack. Eventually, true trail was discovered and followed
The Trail
Beddington is on the side of Nose Hill. As such, there is an overabundance of uphill that was delivered to the group. No getting away from it.
Through the sidewalks, streets alleys and pathways, marks were in abundance.
Thinking inside the boxRashy with speedYes, that would be a false trail….Uphill trudge
Eventually, we were delivered to a plateau with a view of the airport. A group photo of those that chose to be part of the running faction.
Happy Hashers
Airport this way!
The hair did not want us to think that the viewpoint was the peak of the run, there was more uphill to be discovered and the distance increased.
Some of the pathway features were quite interesting. Apparently, it is good practice to chain up your buffalo statue to prevent theft.
Buffalo bondageYes, this would be uphill….
Rashy Bush was out to set a personal best with her speed and perseverance. How to go from front of the pack to the back of the pack with the discovery of some key check backs.
Bloody checkbackHow did I get so far behind?
The walkers provided some evidence of live hares on the trail, plus some interesting Christmas decorations.
Live hareDo you want to press his toe?
Thankfully, it was all downhill to the regroup where beverages and snacks were available.
Beverages and shelter for post run celebrations
The down down’s were conducted in the garage. A good choice instead of making a mess in the kitchen!
The Down Down’s
Skewbic Hair was pre-selected to be the religious advisor for the afternoon. He solicited material from the group and imagined a program for the celebration.
Normally tied up with photo taking for the run, Scoobie offloaded the task to Tighty Whitey for the down down’s.
Too bad we did not get the whole can of beer in the frame..
Scoobie requested that the group think of songs, as a choir was a bit much for the special group. The hares were called up first and we sang them a fine song about the shitty trail.
Hares readyYummy cider!
A number of offences were observed on trail and a series of down down’s were delivered,
KrustyKS sporting his head boxersScarry photo of Tighty Whitey and Snow BlowerAuntie Frank and Hash Test DummyRoaring Nancy by special deliveryTighty Whitey with a ball storyRashy and KrustyI can take pictures of just about anythingStumbled into the garage
The photographer declared that we needed a group photo to share with those that were not able to be here is person. Look at all the fun they missed!
Look at all this fun!
With everything complete, it was time for Scoobie to declare “on the piss” so we could move on to the feasting portion of the day.
On the piss,
The Hardly Twisty’s put on a fine feast of pot luck goodies. Very yummy and tasty. Nothing like a big feast in the afternoon to bulk up for the post Christmas season!
Trail Summary
A challenging trail through the hilly neighbourhoods, lasting somewhere between 5 and 6 kms. Great views and plenty of uphill!
Hash Extra
As you may or may not be aware, the is the location that donated the Christmas tree to the Alberta government MacDougall School this year.
Tree was once hereEscaped to the MacDougall Centre
Ask Auntie Frank if he has any idea how this happened……
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
