Shakesbeer has been out of the loop for some time. We are pleased that he has the courage to volunteer to set the trail. The location was Joyce on Fourth, an Irish type pub in the beltline. They have a room in the basement suitable for hosting the group.
Apparently, hashers arrived and gathered at the pub. Some of us were late due to the Mission bridge construction and subsequent detour.
Not too much for pictures prior to the run, but here is a picture of the pub in warm weather and daylight.
The Pub looks like this in the warm weather
A couple of photos of the walkers and the marks were provided as evidence that the circle took place.
Walkers getting ready The marksVinnie in anticipation
The Trail
Being a bit behind the pack, some of us had to find the pack and join the run. Eventually, the headlights of the pack were sighted and the run was afoot.
With the melting conditions, the pathways were wet and icy. Challenging traction for those without spikes. Careful footing was the key.
Trail this wayHot Quickie and Slow ClapHardly heading this wayReflective outfitsSlow Clap making sureFollow the headlightReturning from a false trailCivilization aheadPMS done playing
Some parks were scattered along the way, and playing was encouraged!
Hump, Insane and Hot Quickie
PMS starting slowlyBacchanal masters slidingAs fast as she could go!
More trail was discovered and we were treated to a viewpoint.
Trail this wayCity ViewVPDown stairs
Some sort of group activity involving four people!
Thankfully, the regroup was near and we found the refreshments.
The regroup provided an opportunity to collect the group and score some pictures, missed from the circle.
KK, Bacchanal, LL and OPPLL, Insane Bolt and PMSBooty CampHump the SharkHardly and TwistyShakesbeerKing ShitFog Horny and Comes and GoesOn In and DastardlyMmmm Lady Fingers, Camshaft and Roaring NanySlow ClapShakesbeer and Hot QuickieBacchanal and Karate Klit
With refreshments done, off to the pub for the Down Down’s
The Down Down’s
Off to the Joyce on Forth pub, to our room in the basement. Beer specials and food specials were available so…. a lot of eating and drinking.
Head tableKids tableOther tableMouth wateringGood beer!
Hump the Shark was religious advisor, the down down beer was procured and the ceremonies were ready to start.
Hump making up storiesBeer getting ready
Hump the Shark ready to go!
A choir was selected, Camshaft and Mmmmm Lady Fingers. As they have been vacationing in warmer countries, time for some choir action.
Choir looking through the on-line songbook!
Down down’s for the choir and the hares. A procession of other crimes were tabled and down down’s were consumed.
Shakesbeer – the Hare!KK and OPP.Insane Bolt – Hash DogLL looses the Onesie of ShameNo problemsInsane Bolt assesses the dampness of the garmentLooks good on InsaneLazy CummerDastardlyKing ShitSlow Clap with the theme shirtOPP bonding with her hash shitOPP tries on the theme shirt! Seems happy?Bacchanal and PMS – racistsSnow BlowerLLInsane BoltHump and ScoobieComes and Goes with Fog HornyBacchanalAnother theme shirt model!LLKK
With all done, we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
We were on trail for some 5+ kms with great marks and epic views.
Calgary has had a bit of a cold spell for the last 10 days of so. With temperatures in the -25 C range plus windchill, it makes for a chilly outdoor experience. At least the sun was out for the afternoon run, making a considerable difference.
The lead up to the run included encouragement to dress up in layers and do not be a wimp. As such, we had 17 hashers come out and enjoy the fine trail set by PMS and Liquor Lots.
We arrived at Two Pillars Brewing to start the run. Once parked, we circled up “outside”.
Sunny but cold…DastardlyPMSInsane BoltShakesbeerStrap On Crampon and Booty CampSnow BlowerBooty Camp in disguiseRoaring NancyLazy CummerKing ShitHardly and TwistyHump the SharkKarate Klit
PMS was called into the circle to describe the marks she had chosen for the trail today.
I am the hareFlagging like thisFollow thisAs the shadow says, these are the marks! VP’s a plenty!
With the instructions complete, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Off toward the river we ran. Not wanting to give up the high ground, the neighbourhoods revealed the marks to follow.
ColourfulClear sidewalksLocal featuresHardy plantsHardly and Roaring Nancy!
Of course there were sights to be seen and parks to play in.
Some sort of expensive urban art. Does not seem to mind the cold.
Shoe laces need workSwingersLike this!
This would be a city view. Frosty!
Down these stairsStrap On makes an entry into the community journalChances of a false trail at the bottom?Miniature Calgary tower
The lion greets us!
Park in ChinatownKC shows her kicking styleEau Claire under deconstruction
No more Eau Claire Market!
Off through Princes Island Park over to the Peace Bridge to return to the North side of the rver.
City View from Princes IslandTall person marked this “H”A parkKC learning to flyPeace BridgeRoaring NancyShakesbeerScoobieKarate Klit
The community provided some interesting ice sculptures. These were very popular with the the tactile folks in the group.
Waiting for the Chinook!
Eventually, we had to climb the massive hill to get to the top of Crescent Heights where we were greeted with a significant wind to freeze us to death.
Can not see the windCity view from Crescent Heights
Apparently there was a downhill and uphill section that some of the enthusiastic hashers took. Others preferred the flat elevation to the regroup.
Nothing like a cold refreshment on a cold day! Hot chocolate was available as well!
Off to the bar to warm up and conduct the down down’s.
Down Down’s
The Two Pillars Brewery was a bit small, but that did not stop us from finding space and running through our down down program.
Hashers socializingThe kids table
Hump the Shark was Religious Advisor (RA) for the afternoon festivities. A choir was called and the down down’s commenced!
Hump the Shark – RASnow Blower and Strap On Crampon – Choir
The hares were called up and acknowledged for the fine trail that had been set on this cold and frosty day.
We are number 1 hares!Sing us a song!
More crimes and punishment were handed out by the RA. The Hash Shit has a new owner, and many offences were acknowledged.
KK – It was this cold!Hardly Shakesbeer and the hash shitOn InBooty Camp tests her seal skin mittens
There was some group activity which warranted down down’s.
PMS, LL and LCPMSLCDastardlyTwistyHash Shit turnover
Old guys rule
PMS demonstrates her flotation devices
On the Piss
After the down down’s, the group continued with mirth and merriment, and yummy beer from Two Pillars Brewery.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
The Trail
A fine trail of 6 – 7 kms was enjoyed by the group. Pleased we had sunshine and a warm pub for afterwards.
Thankfully, Karate Klit saved the hash with volunteering to set the trail for February 10, 2025. There was a time when KK lived on the west edge of town. As the city expands west, new neighbourhoods are sprouting up all over the place.
The ring road makes these places accessible! So, off we go to Original Joe’s in Aspen Landing Shopping Centre to prepare for the run. The pub was set up for a reservation and we had a spot in the back!
Ready to goNot sure who Tammy is, but we had a spot in the pub
After some last minute beer spotting for the regroup beer, the pack was summoned outside to circle up.
Strap On CramponInsane BoltSlow Clap and Shakes BeerRoaring NancyHardlyKing Shit and TwistyPrincess Monkey SpankerLiquor Lots and Lazy CummerHump the Shark and DastardlyKarate KlitBlue BallsInsane Bolt gets the circle startedAnnouncements and introductions
With Insane Bolt in charge, he summoned Karate Klit to the circle to explain the marks to the pack.
Some of theseSome of those
Quite a few marks, and some riddles!
With description of the flagging used, the pack was released to the nether regions of Aspen Landing.
The Trail
Off we went through the shopping centre. A set of stairs lead down the the pond and pathway. From there, we were off in the oblivion of the new neighbourhoods.
Pathway by the shopping centreRoaring on trailEvidence of a markShoelace adjustmentOff and running!
New building was happening. As such, construction material and no streetlights were a feature.
New neighbourhoods
New building where there once was nothing! Dark streetlights….
Sales office open!Minimalistic parkPMS masters balanceLL in control. Risky move by Hump the SharkPlaying done, off to find the trailApparently, lights are a thing in this neighbourhood
One of riddles was a special mark. Upon finding this mark, we were informed that it referred the “glass house”. Occupants are discouraged from throwing stones.
Special marksGlass house
More pathways and trails were discovered responding to a back check mark. Many hidden ravines and streets in this neighbourhood!
Off we goFinally a slideAll the fun we could have!Insane Bolt checks out the roughness of the iceMore parks?
Slide cleaning opportunity!
Eventually, we made it out of the new construction and densely packed neighbourhoods to stumble upon the regroup. We arrived in waves with the keeners there first and the balance of the pack following along later.
Strap on with here beer danceFinally, refreshments!
The group did a cross country trail to the secret stairs that delivered the group to the shopping centre and the warmth of Original Joe’s.
Down Downs
Inside the pub, we took our spot in the reserved section of Original Joe’s.
Preparing for the down down’s
Hump the Shark was preparing the mythical material he would be delivering for the down down’s.
Hump the Shark thinking
Hump the Shark burst into action and appointed a choir of Twisty and PMS. They were presented with a thimble of beer for their troubles and they sang themselves a song!
Choir readyAnd a song!
The Religious Advisor went through this list of crimes and punishments.
Here’s to the hare!Hash Shit for the shortcuttersKing Shit Insane BoltSkewbic Hair for a lighting offenceStrap OnLC and LLNot sure what happened hereMargarita on special!Tasty RimHardly and Roaring Nancy
With all through, we were declared “on the piss” by Hump the Shark.
On the Piss!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair!
Trail Summary
The trail was in the 5 km to 6 km range. A great trail exploring new territory. Up hill all the way!
With no hares in the program, being a Hashmaster can have it’s challenges. As such, Insane Bolt was coerced into setting trail. His plan was to make it a long one, with words like Ultra Marathon used to describe his intentions.
Weather can be a fickle thing in Calgary. Last weeks heat wave was soon forgotten as the polar vortex settled in for some time, Running in temperatures of -25C requires some special provisions. Layers and dry clothes to change into are a must.
The temperatures filtered out some of the fair weather types, so our numbers were a bit down this week. It is not the quantity of the group, but the quality. As such we had 11 hard core hashers present to enjoy the run that Insane Bolt had produced for us!
Through the ice fog, snow and slippery roads, the group assembled at Pazzer’s Saskatchewan Pub. For those that are not familiar, this pub is a bastion of all things Saskatchewan. Like an oasis for those that long for a touch of Regina in Calgary.
Inside was busy, cramped but warm as we got ready for the run.
With all the late cummers accounted for, it was time to head out and circle up.
Sort of a circle
Hump and StoolieLiquor LotsLazy Cummer and King ShitInsane Bolt and Snow BlowerKarate KlitPrincess Monkey SpankerScoobie with full cold weather kit
PMS conducted the circle and our hare, Insane Bolt, was summoned into the circle to describe what he had planned for us.
Marks are drawnCold weather chalkFlagging
Insane pointed a direction and the cold hashers started to look for marks.
The Trail
Through the community of Montgomery, we found marks and followed them. Surprisingly, there are hills in the neighbourhood, with most of them going up!
Off we goReturning from a check packCheck from hereArt as windows
We stopped at the viewpoint for those in our group, and a picture was taken to record the event.
You can see a lot from here!
Apparently, the other half of the running group was elsewhere, having been befuddled by the interpretations of the marks. Eventually, they were found and no one died. They did send us some pictures to prove they were on trail!
Off through the wonders of Bowness and the bridge crossings along the Trans Canada highway, always a good time!
Down the hillCrunchy snow and crisp airBowness bridgeHashers along the bridge
Off toward Shouldice Park and a run through the pathways by the river. It was cold. Eventually, we ended up at the regroup to enjoy beer slushy’s. We were somewhat concerned about the missing hashers, but they eventually made it to the end and all was good!
Regroup for the first waveStylish moistureLL with the frosty lookLC thinking warm thoughtsKS keeping us safeRegroup wave 2KK with the frosty look!
PMS survived…..
With outdoor refreshments done, it was time to dress for inside down down’s. Dump the wet clothing and ward off hypothermia.
Off to the inside where we packed the pub with a full table of happy hashers. The locals were amused with the invasion.
Settling inLL sporting the Onesie of ShamePMS radiating
It was decided to splash out for suitable down down beer, the honour and recognize the intrepid group that enabled the continued operation of the group!
Beer Wench provided a full serve!
Hump the Shark declared “sitting down down’s” and we were set to go.
Choir was Scoobie and Lazy Cummer and the program was started.
Hump the Shark thinks someone is number 1Choir reward!
Around the table we went with down down’s for everyone!
Insane Bolt – Great TrailStool Stuffer – off to Mexico shortlyKC did not get lost!Snow Blower – Extra check backsShakes Beer – Is alive and coming out to the HashPMS demonstrating proper techniqueLiquor Lots – Happy to be inside!
After we exhausted the stories and the crimes, the Religious Advisor declared the group to be “on the piss”. The group settled in for more socializing and refreshment prior to heading out into the cold.
On the Piss!Drink amongst yourselves
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
We run over 5 kms is the cold. There were shortcuts available for those that needed them. In addition, Insane Bolt had some extra distance for those so inclined. A great run in the cold.
In the celebration of Robbie (Rabbie) Burns, the Scottish poet and lyricist , lived from 25 January 1759 – 21 July 1796. He is widely regarded as the national poet of Scotland and is celebrated worldwide.
Hump the Shark volunteered to set trail for the Robbie Burns tribute run. All things Scottish was the theme. The location was in the deep south community of Legacy, which is most of the way to Okotoks. Bobby’s Place Pub is a Scottish themed eatery which had Haggis on the menu.
With succinct GPS coordinates, finding the place only took more time than you could have imagined. Those coming from the north could have been most of the way to Banff if they were heading west. Nevertheless, the venue offered a view into a new section of town and distant views of downtown from top of the river bank!
The weather was good with above freezing temperatures. Perfect for high quality ice and slippery conditions. Hashers arrived to the pub and began their preparations for the evening trail.
Bobby’s Place Pub
PMS thinkingA table of enthusiastsSnevil getting readyShakes Beer appears out of nowhere!
The pack was instructed to head outside for the circle.
Hot Pants and Tighty WhiteyFog Horny and Comes and GoesBlue BallsLiquor Lots adorning the Hat ShitHump the Shark and PMSTwistyStoolie spiking upStrap On CramponPlaid artwork New boot – Just TomHot CheeksOn InLiquor lots and Lazy CummerSnevil and Mucky DipInsane BoltArchive – Shakes BeerJust JenBacchanal
PMS called the circle to order and we went through the introductions. New boots, archives and a good turn out for such a southern location.
PMS doing some sort of strange danceOne foot seems like enough
Hump the Shark was called into the circle to describe the marks.
Marking These are the marks!
There was flagging described as well as mention of a walkers trail. The hash was released into the neighbourhood to find the marks.
The Trail
Off we go in all directions. Plenty of ice to navigate and much confusion. Tiny marks widely spaced. Eventually, we found the beginning of the trail and the pack as off.
Which way!Perhaps this way?Really, it is over here…
Parks were present, so playing was a thing. Shiny new playground equipment offered some new play experiences.
PlaygroundSpinning thingThis could end badly
From the top of the river bank, there were some great views of downtown, which was very far away.
Hardly follows SnevilNice headlights!ViewpointA view of a downtown very far away
More urban exploring uncovered evidence of a civilization that must have existed in Legacy prior to the redevelopment. There is some chance that this is fake.
We can patch this upThis is what the blue prints said!
Apparently there is some unique wildlife on the pathways . No camels or elephants were spotted and we heard no one speaking to their dogs.
Dog talkInteresting animals use this trail
More wilderness, pathways, parks and sidewalks lead us to the regroup.
House with lightsPark lightingStrap on with playing assistanceMore assistanceNothing good happens hereHope it is this wayQuite a climbPlayground availablePlay here
After what seemed to be a long time, the regroup was discovered and all was put right.
RegroupHot Pants prior to accepting the Hat ShitIf you touch it, you wear itSafely packed up!
Off to the pub to conduct the down down’s
The Down Down’s
We presented a large group to the pub and they were able to accommodate us. They had haggis on the menu which was popular with the Scottish aligned crowd.
We gathered and figured out where to sit and what to order prior to the commencement of the down down cerimonies.
Eating and hash cashInsane Bolt with hope that his onesie of shame will be releasedTW being assaulted by KKSerious chat tableConversationalistsThe new kids plotting to overthrow the current regime
On In and Snevil got to work to start the down down’s. On In looked after the Scottish piece and Snevil did the rest.
On In and Snevil preparing for the down down’s
A choir of King Shit and Tighty Whitey was selected and we were ready to go.
Choir singing themselves a songChoir with down down
With the Robbie Burns theme, On In educated us on all things Scottish, and provided a tribute to the haggis. In spite of the lack of simultaneous translation, the delivery was excellent.
On In
More crimes and punishments were handed out by Snevil.
Liquor Lots and Hot Pants – Hat Shit transferInsane looses the onesieLiquor Lots happy to receive the Onesie of Shame
More offences came forward. Something to do with clothing redistribution on trail.
Bacchanal clothes the groupNew boot Just Tom with a donated item of clothing
Hard to keep track of the multiple offences, but here are the people that were honoured.
Bacchanal is recruitingThe return of Shakes BeerJust Jen getting closer to a namingHappy walkers
During the festivities, a beer was sacrificed and created quite a mess and a workplace hazard. A quick response from the spill response team made everything right again.
Before pictureThen this happenedNo chance to reassembleCorrect one footed technique for spill clean up
Recovering from the beer mishap, more hashers were called up to received down down’s.
PMSKK and TW
With all crimes disclosed and worked with, we were declared “on the piss”, and a down down was given to the RA’s.
Down down for the religious advisors
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of some 7 km’s was enjoyed by all that ran with the pack this evening. Great terrain and extremely high quality ice. Strap On crampons are a must for this type of weather.
With much celebration, we have three hares stepping up for set trail in mid January. Ozzie Pizzle Pants (OPP), Liquor Lots (LL) and Lazy Cummer (LC) joined forces to set a fantastic trail from Two House Brewing Taproom and Pizza in the Sunalta neighbourhood, in the shadow of the C-Trail tracks.
Even better, Two House has declared $5.00 pints for the month of January. Is that not a good reason to patronize this establishment? In addition, plenty of great terrain for the trail.
Trail setting was done in the cold weather on Sunday (-20 C). Monday chinook winds warmed things up to -4 C. We gathered inside prior to the run start.
Two House BrewingWarm inside
Insane Bolt announced it was time to circle up in the rear parking lot of the pub.
Slippy Thong with Edmonton visitor Eager PeevertHashmasters – Insane Bolt and PMSAP and Strap On CramponRoaring Nancy and Slow ClapHot Quickie and Beer in the RearBlue BallsHump the Shark and HardlyKarate KlitTighty Whitey and DastardlyLL and TwistyOPPBacchanal and Rashy BushLazy Cummer and King ShitStool StufferBacchanal and Just JenSlow Clap and Just10 Beaver
Insane Bolt ran the circle. We had visitors, archives and newish boots.
Insane Bolt runs the circle. Nice onesie of shame!
The hares were called into the circle and explained the marks we needed to follow for the trail.
Hares ready to show us the marks……Gravel parking lot not the greatest. Time to improvise.
Green bin in actionMarks like thisAll you need to know!
The hares pointed in a westerly direction and the pack was off.
The Trail
A few misleading marks lead to false trails. After the requisite fumbling around, true trail was discovered.
Just10 and Blue BallsThe pack finds a trailStairs!Single file – no passingBroad sidewalks in SunaltaTrail this wayOPP keeps the pack in lineNice headlight!
Hardly scopes out the view
Finally, a park was found and the playing and sliding was engaged in earnest.
Looks like funSpring loaded entertainmentOne sided teeter totterThis one was popularHigh shot depicting playing
Down the hill and through the neighbourhood prior to finding the stairs that must be climbed.
Nothing ever happens here!
Blue Balls takes the bridgeStoolie takes a stepTrain spotting14 th street bridgeOver Bow Trail
We eventually made it to the pathway beside the river. This was a long stretch of distance with few options. We found the regroup under the C-Train tracks close to the pub. Refreshments were appreciated!
F4 scopes out the regroup
After our refreshments, it was back to the pub to get sorted out for down down’s.
Down Down’s
Inside Two House was warm and dry. The smell of fresh pizza was present. The pack settled in as the Religious Advisor got his act together.
Plenty of space
PMS samplingEager Peevert settling in
Hump the Shark ready to go
Choir selected with Snevil and Roaring Nancy. The sang to them selves and enjoyed a refreshment.
Choir – Roaring Nancy and Snevil
A number of crimes and transgressions were brought to light, as well as the acknowledgement of the hares. Scoobie was called up to be a stunt double for Just10 Beaver, who had escaped prior to receiving her down down. Scoobie handed off the photo taking duties to others.
Selfie from the photo taker
Scoobie replacing Just10 BeaverHares!Here’s to the haresVisitor – Eager Peevert from Edmonton True Trail HashStrap On CramponBacchanal and PMSF4 found us on trail!AP – epic short cutterOPP and KK – DFLBacchanal and APSlow ClapJust JenHares and Strap On Hash Shit holders – PMS and Insane BoltLC happy to be awarded the hash shit form PMSAll done – on the piss
Eventually, Hump the Shark ran out of beer and material and we were “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
We were pleased that the weather warmed up for the run. Happy that the hares set trail in the -20C range, -4C seemed balmy. Total distance in excess of 5 km.
Thunder Tits is a fabled hasher who departed us 4 years ago. We have been honouring here existence with a memorial run which encompasses her former address in Riverbend SE, a sight of many good times for the hash community.
Carburn Park was the start point for what was being billed as a mini ball buster with options for lesser distance. Extensive pathways and intricate streets, sidewalks and alleys set the stage for an epic trail.
The pack gathered in the parking lot servicing the skating venue in Carburn Park. In the dark, headlights were on to figure out how to circle up.
Circle up
Tighty Whitey and Hump the SharkMucky DipKK, Twisty and Rashy BushHot Quickie, Beer in the Rear plus a dogSlippy Thong and King ShitHardlyLazy CummerStool Stuffer and Lying Sack of ShitHot Cheeks and Strap On CramponStrap On and DastardlyLiquor Lots and Mucky DipLSOS and Insane Bolt. Too much going on for night photography
PMS eventually called the circle to order and went through the formalities.
PMS addresses the circle
The hares were called into the circle to describe the outstanding trail that had been set for their running enjoyment.
Those are marksThese are marksThat is flagging
Of course there would be challenges on this trail. The darkness coupled with the high quality ice will make for some interesting hashing. The hares have premeditated a challenging trail that would be the subject of much discussion after the run was completed. The flagging tape colour was red! 10 playgrounds!
Marks like this will be difficult to find on trail
The pack was dispersed to find suitable marks. Not wanting the group to miss the fun bits of the trail, the hares were very helpful in pointing out the marks that would lead the pack to a good outcome.
Dark, icy conditions, poor footing, limited marks made finding and running the trail an opportunity to demonstrate the superior trail finding sense of some of the enthusiastic hashers.
Off we goLike lemmingsHoping to find the marksLet’s travel in a packTighten up the formationReturn from the false trailFinally, a parkWe are having so much fun!
Big moon, small hashers on ice
Lots of headlightsGlistening on the iceDaisy charges onPlaygroundWhere to start?Fun times here
Pathways, sidewalks and alleys offered some interesting challenges.
High quality ice to navigate
More pathways in the darkOPP with a backpack friendOPP testing the blue ball machineKK on small spring loaded ride on toy
Lazy demonstrates correct use of the blue ball play thing
Hardly finished playingProof of markingAnother ParkRashy ready to playSwarm the rope trap
Eventually, the run was done and suitable refreshments were available from the beverage stash in the vehicle.
Early regroup – where are the fast people?
Some arrived early, others arrived later depending on how much of the trail they chose to run. The group then headed over to the Station Pub in Riverbend for the closing ceremonies.
The Down Down’s
The group has a private section at the Station pub in the glow of the big screens with the football game provided for entertainment.
Tighty Whitey volunteered to be the Religious Advisor for the down down’s. He prepared his program as we got ready to celebrate the end of the run.
Watch me – not the footballDown Down fuel
Tighty Whitey went to work to call out a number of transgressions and crimes.
Choir chosenComplimentary nachosPMS pays homage to Thunder TitsThis food is fantastic!Look at this natural features!Liquor Lots for causing a commotionSomething happened hereHaresDog offencesNot sure what this one is forHump and On InMucky Dip – Lost the trail but found the regroupIntrepid hashers that did the bonus distance!Hash Shit exchangeInsane Bolt did something to deserve the onesie of shameStretchy is good!
Ready to go for next week
PMS – why her!All done – on the piss!
With the program delivered, Tighty Whitey declared us “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The keen Hashers covered something like 9.5 km. The abbreviated trail was something less that 6 km. All in all, an fine Thunder Tits Memorial run.
Hash Extra
Here is some bonus material for those that are artfully inclined. Tourist pictures showing lights and other nice things.
LightsKK all lit upHigh ladder requiredMoon or street light?
The overwhelming lack of enthusiasm for setting trail post the Christmas, New Years marathon of runs, was thankfully overcome by Slippy Thong and Lying Sack of Shit volunteering to set the trail on January 6, 2025.
Even though Slippy and LSOS are deep south dwellers, they chose Schank’s Sports Grill and a location to set the trail from. Apparently close to some of the deep deal retailers in the area the they patronize.
We gathered in the cavernous sports oriented drinking spot, feeling like we were in the Montreal Olympic Stadium for size and scale. All was in good order as the hashers assembled.
Returning Hashmaster Insane Bolt called us out to the great outdoors to circle up.
A surprising amount of street lighting was present in the parking lot. Likely to keep those undesirables away. The weather was good and we were ready to find the trail!
Twisty and Slippy ThongHardlyHump the Shark and Lazy CummerAbandoned Pussy and LSOSBlue BallsBeer in the Rear and Hot CheeksDaisy Duke and Slow ClapInsane BoltKing ShitKarate Klit sorts out her strap ons Pyro and On InStrap On Cramp On days you are number 1
Insane Bolt called the circle to order and the hares were introduced to describe the trail.
Where are the hares?FoundSlippy tells us what to doThis are some of the marksHere are more!
With the marks described, we were told to find the trail.
The Trail
Off to find the marks, we had the sidewalk beside Macleod Trail as a likely location.
Eventually, the marks were found and the hash was afoot.
MacLeod TrailStoolie with an assertive paceKarate Klit following marksSidewalks galoreNeighbourhoods to discoverWhere are those parks?Hashers in a group
Eventually, a park was discovered and many hashers began to play.
Looks like a parkInsane Bolt testing gravitySome many things to play withAre these high or low?Hanging aroundPocket emptier
More trail was found in the wilds of Willow Park and eventually we found the regroup.
Regroup this way?The solution for a frozen cider!
There was much rejoicing
After the regroup, we made it back to Schank’s for the down down’s
Down Down’s
Back at the pub, we settled down in a cavernous area to order food and drinks.
Lots of spaceThis is who they think we are!
Hump the Shark got busy soliciting material for the down down’s. A combination of truth and lies should be sufficient.
Thinking is hard
With the thinking all done, it was time to put this into practice. Insane Bolt and Pyro were nominated as choir and the program was initiated.
New shirt for the RAChoir singing to themselves
An extensive list of crimes and rewards were handed out by the RA in a splendid fashion.
HaresBlue BallsLazy CummerBacchanalNot CheeksThese two again!Slow ClapDaisy DukeDon’t leave your phone unattendedSniffle brigade
The hash shit, the onesie of shame, was handed off from On In to Lying Sack of Shit for some memorable reason.
Take it offAll the wayIt is now mine!
Other crimes and milestones were also awarded
Karate Klit for somethingMilestone 1169
Eventually, with all crimes dealt with, we were “on the piss”.
On the piss he says…
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A winding trail in straight sections adding up to some 6+ km’s. A great trail in new territory that we had not yet explored.
The Tacky Formal New Years Day Run is a Calgary tradition. This year, Strap On Crampon volunteered to host this afternoon run from her place in Midnapore SE. Hashers were encouraged to wear their best tacky formal attire for this run.
The weather was cool (-10 C) but sunny, making for a fine day to be outside. Midnapore is located in SE Calgary on the edge of Fish Creek Provincial Park. There are steep hills and lots of ice and snow, creating the stage for an eventful run.
The hashers began to arrive in earnest for the 2:00 pm start time. Parking was available on the street and soon the place was hopping with hashers.
We sort of mingled around on the front sidewalk of Melinda’s place until it was time to get the circle formed and get started.
Strap On Crampon welcomes the hashOn In – Past-It-MasterHuggy Bear and her snow sculpture
The hashers formed some type of circle and On In , the Past-It-Master proceeded with the introductions.
Liquor Lots and her dogsSlow Clap and Karate KlitDaisy DukeRashy Bush and PoppyBlue BallsStool StufferSkewbic HairHardlyTwisted SisterJust JennSnevil and Strap OnStrap On and Huggy BearBacchanal
On In introduced a new boot, Just Jenn and went through the circle formalities. The Hares were called into the circle to describe the marks. With the snow cover, a suitable marking surface with used to show the marks. A 25 meant you were “on”, while a 24 indicated a “check back”.
On In runs the circleMarkingMarksThis is what you need to know!
With the markings described, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Eventually, marks were found on the street light poles and other vertical surfaces. Snowy and icy footing required suitable footwear. Off we go to find the trail!
RunnersWalkersTorrid pace!Yes, the trail goes this way
A sliding opportunity was presented. A popular location for the neighbourhood sliding community. Some Hashers borrowed sliding devices from small children and made a spectacle.
Sliding anyone!Hashers spottedTentative to commit to the downhillDaisy makes it downHuggy Bear and Liquor Lots get ready to slide!
A convenient pedestrian overpass provided safe passage over Macleod Trail and off to the terrain on the West side.
Hardly and StoolieRashy catching upStoolie observing gasoline pricesSnevil keeping the pack in lineCompeting marksA pedestrian friendly overpassDixon’s Pub – We will go there later!
As we made our way through the neighbourhood, a back alley lead to the warmth of a fancy heated garage for the regroup. We were told to bring a chair for a reason!
Plenty of spaceWarm and cozySet up space for beveragesWaiting patiently
Refreshments were enjoyed and the group waited for the down down’s to start.
The Down Down’s
Hump the Shark reached out to Stool Stuffer to conduct the down down ceremony. After sufficient preparation, the down down’s were ready to go!
Down down’s and snacks!Stoolie ready to go!
Stoolie got the program running starting with the hares and followed up with a number of crimes and offences!
Hares!Best trail of 2025!Bacchanal and Just JennDaisy DukeKK and Slow Clap
Thankfully, the Onesie of Shame was handed off to a new recipient. Skewbic Hair was pleased to relinquish to On In for his lack of formal attire for the New Years Day run,
Onesie offHarder than it looksDon’t fall !On In – with his new acquisition clothing item
We continued as there were many charges and offences identified
Dastardly and Blue Balls – non formal attireLL and Huggy BearDastardly shares a gambling success storyHappy hashers showing off!
Eventually, we were done then Stoolie declared us to be “on the piss”
Down down for the RA
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
We covered more than 5 km’s on the fine trail. Great way to start off 2025!
The last run of 2024 and Abandoned Pussy steps up to set trail. Did we say thank you for setting trail? The Christmas and New Years season has many runs to celebrate Boxing Day and New Years day. As such, a regular Monday run in the midst of these special runs can sometimes be a challenge to get excited about.
However, AP setting from downtown will be special. As she lives in one of the most southern neighbourhoods in Calgary, setting downtown involved some travel time.
The weather was turning cold, but Monday was not as cold as Tuesday will be. A small, but interested group showed up and was prepared for a downtown running adventure.
Some of us arrived a bit late and missed the warm up inside. There, just in time to catch the circle forming outside on the patio.
A collection of 13 intrepid hashers were present and AP had some plans for us!
Most of Hump the SharkSlippy and TwistyHardly and DastardlyLazy CummerBacchanal and Liquor LotsAbandoned PussyAP and King Shit (with the onesie)LSOS with his favourite hash shitMucky Dip putting on the high beams
On In performed the Hashmaster duties as those folks are away. On In went through an abbreviated introduction and invited AP into the circle to tell us about the marks.
On In runs the circle!
AP describes the marksThese are the marks
The Trail
The pack was released to find the marks. A dusting of snow from when the trail was set suggested that some marks would be unreadable. Not to be discouraged, marks on vertical surfaces were still good to go.
Waiting patientlyCalgary Tower looking very seasonalGood to wait to cross safely!
As we meandered through the downtown, we cam across the soon to be demolished Olympic Plaza. Much activity with tourists and unhoused folks to keep us on our toes!
Olympic Plaza – on the way out!
Olympic Plaza By the homeless shelterBacchanal trying to flyAP ensuring our safetyDo not stop around here
Art Shot
There were not a lot of playgrounds on the trail, so we had to fully use what we found.
SwingersWhat to choose!Bacchanal tests her phone’s fall app!Faster than it looksBumpy slideSwing for 2No one was hurt on this installation
More sights and sounds of downtown were observed as we made it back over the river.
Reconciliation BridgeTower over thereCalgary TowerLights on 8th ave
Head? Who said head?
Having the hare close by meant we avoided making too many mistakes trying to find the regroup. At the top of a parking structure, High Park was were we had set up refreshments for the regroup.
AP and Mucky Dip find usRegroupCalgary Tower view
Mmmm Lady Fingers inspired selfie!
All done with the regroup, back to the bar to get set up for the down down’s.
Down Down’s
We had tables reserved in the back of Bottlescrew Bill’s which served us well.
Ready for beer and food. Down Down’s to follow!
Are we not important?
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor and selected Skewbic Hair for a one person choir. Complicated my role as photo guy, so that was outsourced to Mucky Dip!
RA readyChoir ready
Let me mirth and merriment begin. Thank the hare, call out a number of offences, hand out hash shit for no particular reason. Bid farewell to a couple of Harrierettes that had some kind of a concert conflict…..unthinkable.
Here’s to the Hare!Slippy ThongSlippy and LSOSMucky is entertained by somethingMucky Dip for not getting lostWe are out of here…..other plans!
For those who were in the right place at the right time, a round of nachos was provided by our generous hasher who had profited from his gambling hobby that evening.
Nachos for everyone!
Down Down’s continued until we were done and declared “on the piss”.
Thank you for the onesie of shame Lazy Cummer and his costumePhilanthropist DastardlySlippy Thong called up again….On the Piss!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Racked out a significant number of km’s on this one. In the 8-9 km range with lots to take in! Fine trail by AP, the last of 2024. You are welcome to set more trail in 2025. Great way to finish off 2024 runs.
This map suggests that we were all over the place. I suspect the GPS spy satellites had trouble tracking us with the tall buildings all around.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
