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Run 2378 – Boxing Day Boxer Shorts Run

December 26, 2024 The Scribe

Hares: Hardly and Twisty

Location: Hardly and Twisty’s Place NW

104 Bermuda Way NW, Calgary, AB T3K 1G9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/kU5GKT5YiJbXwhCM9

RA: Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 14

Boxing Shorts Run on Boxing Day

The Beginning

A tradition in the Calgary Hash is to conduct a Boxing Day Run after Christmas, which hashers adorned with boxer shorts, a box, or other costume to celebrate this special day.

As this is an afternoon run, no headlights required. The group assembled at the Hardly Twisty residence in the NW community of Beddington.

The group of intrepid daytime hashers assembled in the Boxing day finery in anticipation of the run. With Boxer shorts and other box themed costume, the group was ready to run.

Conveniently, hashers Dirty Dancer and Mouthful live across the street from Hardly and Twisty. Not only were they in attendance, but the hash used their driveway for the circle!

In the absence of anyone that looked like a Hash master, Hash mattress or Past-it-master, Booty Camp conducted the circle. She know the correct number for the run and went through the introductions.

Booty Camp introduced the hares and we were given a description of the marks to expect for this run. Circles were replaced by squares The group needed some time to figure out what this meant, but eventually figured out that the squares were in fact boxes.

The hash was released to find the check backs that Hardly had placed at the beginning to destabilize the pack. Eventually, true trail was discovered and followed

The Trail

Beddington is on the side of Nose Hill. As such, there is an overabundance of uphill that was delivered to the group. No getting away from it.

Through the sidewalks, streets alleys and pathways, marks were in abundance.

Eventually, we were delivered to a plateau with a view of the airport. A group photo of those that chose to be part of the running faction.

The hair did not want us to think that the viewpoint was the peak of the run, there was more uphill to be discovered and the distance increased.

Some of the pathway features were quite interesting. Apparently, it is good practice to chain up your buffalo statue to prevent theft.

Rashy Bush was out to set a personal best with her speed and perseverance. How to go from front of the pack to the back of the pack with the discovery of some key check backs.

The walkers provided some evidence of live hares on the trail, plus some interesting Christmas decorations.

Thankfully, it was all downhill to the regroup where beverages and snacks were available.

Beverages and shelter for post run celebrations

The down down’s were conducted in the garage. A good choice instead of making a mess in the kitchen!

The Down Down’s

Skewbic Hair was pre-selected to be the religious advisor for the afternoon. He solicited material from the group and imagined a program for the celebration.

Normally tied up with photo taking for the run, Scoobie offloaded the task to Tighty Whitey for the down down’s.

Too bad we did not get the whole can of beer in the frame..

Scoobie requested that the group think of songs, as a choir was a bit much for the special group. The hares were called up first and we sang them a fine song about the shitty trail.

A number of offences were observed on trail and a series of down down’s were delivered,

The photographer declared that we needed a group photo to share with those that were not able to be here is person. Look at all the fun they missed!

With everything complete, it was time for Scoobie to declare “on the piss” so we could move on to the feasting portion of the day.

The Hardly Twisty’s put on a fine feast of pot luck goodies. Very yummy and tasty. Nothing like a big feast in the afternoon to bulk up for the post Christmas season!

Trail Summary

A challenging trail through the hilly neighbourhoods, lasting somewhere between 5 and 6 kms. Great views and plenty of uphill!

Hash Extra

As you may or may not be aware, the is the location that donated the Christmas tree to the Alberta government MacDougall School this year.

Ask Auntie Frank if he has any idea how this happened……

Run

Run 2377 – All I Want for Christmas is to Hash

December 23, 2024 The Scribe

Hares: Snow Blower and Booty Camp

Location: Evil Corporation Brewing

1220 20 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2T 1M8

https://maps.app.goo.gl/C8eN5T9VF17D5gHQ7

RA: Tighty Whitey

Attendance: 23

View from Scotsman Hill SE

The Beginning

With Christmas close, fitting in a bunch of runs in a row can be challenging. Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower volunteered to set this trail from a tap room in Ramsey. Evil Corporation Brewing was the start point for the run. We gathered inside in their space age venue and prepared for the run to get started.

The group assembled with a number of visitors who were in town for the Christmas season. This was balanced by a bunch of the regulars that were out of town. In all, we had 23 runners out which was quite a respectable number for this time of year.

A few inside picture of the gathered hashers in the better lighting.

Outside to the parking lot to get this show on the road. In the absence of our Hashmasters (PMS and Insane Bolt), Past-It-Master On In ran the circle.

On In went through the formalities and introduced the visitors and archives to the group. The hares, Booty Camp and Snow Blower were called into the circle to describe the marks that had set for the trail.

The hares point in a vague direction to the Southwest and the pack was released.

The Trail

Off into the streets and sidewalks illuminated with the soft glow of the street lights. We suspected that some hill climbing was going to be part of the run as there was mention of a view point.

Marks were found and followed to the best of our ability.

Yes there was some hill climbing and some long check backs laid out for the pack to enjoy. Eventually, we made it to the view point and spent some time taking it all in!

A display of some of the ultra reflective clothing worn by some. Slippy simply radiates…..

What goes up must come down. What do you think the chances of having a check back at the bottom of the stairs! 100%

Once the sheeple realized that the stairs were a set up, off we went to find more terrain and Christmas lights in the neighbourhood of Ramsey.

Eventually, the regroup was discovered and tasty libations were enjoyed.

From the regroup, the pack made their way back to the Evil Corporation Brewing location.

The Down Down’s

Evil Corporation Brewing had offered us the use of their boardroom as a private room for the group.

Plan B was to go the the open taproom as we had more people than the room could comfortably accommodate.

A bit of a chore to have the single owner/server deal with the group, but eventually beer was delivered to us all and it was time to to get the down down’s underway.

Tightey Whitey volunteered to be the Religious Advisor, and planned to run a Christmas themed business meeting.

A choir was selected and the Christmas song book came out of storage to support the program.

A detailed program was planned and delivered, much to the delight of those receiving down down’s.

After much rejoicing, Tighty Whitey declared us done and “on the piss”

The beer was good and we continued to enjoy the fine company of the group until it was time to leave.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

A fine trail with great views that was close to 5 km’s. Great views and warm weather were a nice touch…..

Hash Extra

As we all know, hashing can be dangerous. One of our valiant hashers, King Shit, had a bit of a mis step resulting in a broken bone in his finger. We wish KS a speedy recovery from his injury.

Run

Run 2376 – Night Hare before Christmas Run

December 16, 2024 The Scribe

Hares: Camshaft, Mmmmmm Lady Fingers and the debut of Bacchanal

Location: Moose’s Beanery and Bar

779 Northmount Dr NW, Calgary, AB T2L 0A1

https://maps.app.goo.gl/pnadeXA8bb1n81K27

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 22

Lights On!

The Beginning

It is closing in on that Christmas thing. A fine run was set to acknowledge that seasonal event when the days are short, but the Christmas lights are on!

Camshaft volunteered to hare the run with support from Mmmmm Lady Fingers and Bacchanal (debut hare).

The group assembled at Moose’s Beanery and Bar in the North West. Icy conditions meant that cleats were necessary. Christmas costume was encouraged.

Hashers arrived at the pub and congregated in the big room at the back.

Insane Bolt announced that it was time to go outside at form the circle.

Insane Bolt went through the formalities and we welcomed Krusty to the group as he has been absent for some time. The three hares were called in to describe the marks they had made for the trail.

Impossible to show true marks with the icy conditions, so they told us what the marks would look like if they were in chalk.

With the instructions complete, the pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

The pack muddled around to not find the marks at the beginning. Eventually, true trail was discovered and we were off on a Christmas light adventure with extremely icy conditions.

As then there was the Christmas light display that the City hosts.

No electricity spared for this elaborate display

The trail continued through the Confederation golf course until the regroup was discovered.

Regroup with hot chocolate and other suitable beverages

Back to the pub to get warmed up and ready for the down down’s

The Down Down’s

Hashers assembled at the long tables to get their beer and decide what kind of snacks to order. Happy hour all day makes all happy!

Hump the Shark jumped in to do the Religious Advisor duties, and selected a choir of Insane Bolt and Hardly.

Hump the Shark delivered his program with authority and confidence. Many offences were observed or imagined resulting in a lot of down down’s.

Hares – Mmmm Lady Fingers, Bacchanal and Camshaft

Slow Clap with a tale of automotive misfortune

The closing ceremonies now complete, we were declared “on the piss” by Hump the Shark, and proceeded to enjoy the balance of our evening.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

Eventually, we ended up with some 8 km though a variety of established neighbourhoods and observed Christmas lights galore!

Additional Material

Apparently the walkers had a great time as well, as shown by these pictures!

Run

Run 2375 – Pinball Run from Tighty Whitey

December 9, 2024 The Scribe

Hares: Tighty Whitey

Location: Burn Block Social Club

1217B 9 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2G 0S9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/X8GKGVsdz6FxFKSB8

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 27

A run with a Pinball theme

The Beginning

Tighty Whitey succumbed to the guilt of not having set a run in the recent weeks. He cratered and volunteered to take the date of December 9, 2024. His plan was to set the run from Inglewood from a taproom/pub formerly known as the Revival Brewing and Arcade (Revival Brewcade), now know as Burn Block Social Club. A key feature of this establishment is the pinball arcade games.

What kind of hasher does not enjoy ancient pinball games, especially if it is free on Monday night? As such, a run was set to introduce the hash to this new establishment and enjoy the sights and sounds on the Inglewood neighbourhood.

A good turn out with 27 hashers, including archives, new boots and the balance of the group.

The group converged on the taproom/arcade and got ready for the run.

Looks like PMS ran the circle, and introduced the pack to archives (Mermaid, Maple, Cocktail and Not Too Deep), as well as new boots, Just Lena and Just Natalie.

Tighty Whitey was called into the circle to describe the cunning trail he had concocted. Featuring and Eagle and Turkey split (of was that Easy and Tough). Marks were displayed on a wall for all to enjoy.

The hash was released to find the marks to follow through Inglewood and beyond.

The Trail

Down 9th ave SW over the river to what used to be know as Fort Calgary. Great views of the city, zoo lights and other features.

Closer to the zoo, there were plenty of lights to enjoy.

Apparently, some playground action was involved with headlight equipped hashers enjoying themselves immensely.

More pathways leading to the illusive regroup, hidden in plain site near Cold Garden.

After the regroup was completed to everyone’s satisfaction, back to the Burn Block Social Club for the down downs.

The Down Downs

Back to the pub, the group got themselves sorted and prepared for the down downs.

Not Too Deep and Cocktail make an appearance! Long lost hasher!

Settling in for some beer and entertainment

Hump the Shark eventually got his act together to perform the closing ceremonies. A choir of Hot Cheeks and Slow Clap were ready to deliver the songs.

Hump the Shark with a talented choir of Hot Cheeks and Slow Clap

A fine job by Hump the Shark and the group was declared “on the piss”

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A good 5.0 km plus with a significant check back on Memorial drive.

Bonus Content

Scoobie was unfortunately unable to make the run due to a conflicting ski camp and Mount Norquay. Sun, snow and fun. All part of making Scoobie a better skier.

Run

Run 2374 – Scoobie and Dastardly Explore Lakeview

December 2, 2024 The Scribe

Hares: Skewbic Hair and Dastardly

Location: Bella Roma Restaurant and Pub

6449 Crowchild Trail SW #17, Calgary, AB T3E 5R7

https://maps.app.goo.gl/k4KxzTHLKBA2fsc9A

RA: Camshaft

Attendance: 23

Liquor Lots On Top

The Beginning

In a most conniving fashion, the Hash Mattress (PMS) used charm and persuasion to entrap potential hares weeks ago. With the line, “are you able to set trail for us in the future? ” The answer is “yes”, thinking it has been more than a few weeks since I last set trail. Then she delivers a date which is weeks or months ahead in the future. Foolishly I said “OK” and the trap was sprung.

Over the recent weeks the weather had changed from “nice fall” to “full on winter”. When it came to set the trail, it was frosty and snowy. Nevertheless, with the help of Dastardly, a trail was planned and delivered, much to the delight of the hashers that live for this.

The Lakeview neighbourhood has a network of walking pathways which are narrow and disorienting. Perfect for a hash run. In addition, the theme of “make them pay” was observed with many outstanding check backs which the hash discovered, once lead to the best marks to find them.

Surprisingly, the run day was blessed with chinook weather conditions. Warm winds blew in, a feature which we see in Calgary, and the temperatures were above freezing.

The pack assembled in the pub prior to the run. I am sure that they had no idea of what fun was in store for them.

PMS was keeping track of time, and announced that it was time to go out and circle up.

PMS went through the formalities. An archive, Hot Quickie, has rejoined the group after a long absence. Hares were called in and the marks were explained. As the scribe was a hare, he forgot to get photographic evidence of the marks. The flagging was yellow! The pack was released into the planned confusion to start the trail.

The Trail

An abundance of check backs were set at the beginning to destabilize the pack. It seemed that the true trail was elusive until they crossed the street and were rewarded by marks in the alley.

Through the alley to what seemed to be check backs in all directions. The cunning hares had now chosen “cross country” through the deep snow for the pack. There was not much rejoicing.

Some of the features of the Lakeview community include some major roads with associated pedestrian bridges. Sounds like a good plan to acquaint the pack with the sights, sounds and smells of urban exploration.

What every hash needs is an abundance of playgrounds. Thankfully, these were delivered for the group to exercise their playfullness.

It was not time to find more checkbacks before we took the pedestrian bridge back to Lakeview over Glenmore Trail.

Through Lakeview, pack was introduced to the maze of small walkways that go behind the houses.

Apparently, there were hashers that were pressed into community service. Such a shame it was not a beer truck.

More marks, checks and playgrounds before the long alley section that lead back to the regroup.

Through some sort of decision making process, it was decided to do the down down’s outside. It was warm enough and minimizes the use of expensive pub beer.

Down Down’s

Camshaft was pre-conscripted as the Religious Advisor by Hump the Shark. He got his act together as organized the ceremony. Rashy and Stoolie were nominated as choir and we were ready to go.

The program unfolded with a series of acknowledgements, rewards and crimes.

The RA eventually came around to acknowledge the hares for their valiant effort at setting the best trail for those check back enthusiasts. Those that were looking for distance were not disappointed.

Eventually, the RA ran out of material and received a down down for a fine performance and declared the group “on the piss”.

The pack retreated to the Bella Roma to sample their beer and pizza. They looked after us well and we will come back!

Slow Clap and Karate Klit discuss the importance of having good chalk

Scribed by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

The true trail was 5.3 kms. For those that got sucked into the checkback vortex, the numbers were more like 8.5 km. I did not hear much complaining, but I was not really listening. First map is in miles…

Run

Run 2373 – Slow Clap Roars

November 25, 2024 The Scribe

Hares: Slow Clap and Roaring Nancy

Location: The Dorset Pub and Eatery

1637 37 Street SW, Calgary, AB T3C 1S7

https://maps.app.goo.gl/CGLVRco93oFv5c286

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 17

Winter Wonderland

The Beginning

Slow Clap has been instrumental in keeping the hash afloat with her volunteer spirit. Not only did she co-hare last weeks run, she agreed to set trail again. She recruited Roaring Nancy to assist, and a fine trail was delivered.

It was a cold, dark, wintery night. Not ideal for running but OK. Still lots of snow around and the roads and pathways were icy under the snow.

The group gathered at the Dorset Pub and Eatery in the SW intersection of 37 street and 17 avenue. Inside was warm and pleasant as we awaited the signal to venture outside into the cold and dark.

Insane Bolt declared it was time to go outside and form the circle. We filed out and found the parking lot of the recently abandoned 7-11 to start the circle.

We formed a circle in the cold and dark with very little in the way of street lighting to enlighten the group.

Insane Bolt went through the formalities of the circle. Announcements and other important information was dispensed to the group. PMS has a milestone with 450 runs! The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks.

With the first mark pointed out, the pack was released!

The Trail

There was some level of confusion finding the initial marks. Some decoy marks had been placed near the beginning to toy with the hash. Much running around before, eventually, we found the true trail.

There was much to take in on the architects tour. The C-Trail station is underground, and seemed like a popular warming location for the unhoused.

Through the streets and the alleys, we emerged to challenge the walk signals at the C-Trail crossing.

Safely across Bow Trail, we ended up close the the Shaganappi Golf Course. Explored the new high density developments, then over the pedestrian bridge to a very hilly part of town.

Thankfully, a Beverage Near mark was observed. This is normally a good thing, however, the distance between this mark and the actual regroup was longer than you would think! More marks encouraged us to carry on until we were treated to a warm garage with a regroup.

We were thankful for the heater to defrost our glasses as we enjoyed refreshments in a warm environment. There was much rejoicing!

Regroup complete, it was now time to make it back to the pub. Even through it was 1.8 km or so, it seemed much longer due to the cold and the dark. The playgrounds were not well played with, as getting back to somewhere warm seemed to be the priority.

Back to the pub, we got settled in prior to the start of the down down’s.

Beer and food were ordered and the group settled in.

Down Down’s

Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor. He chose a choir of Liquor Lots and Karate Klit to lead us in song.

The hares were acknowledged as well as a number of crimes and offences.

PMS has achieved 450 runs. A tremendous milestone for her to have achieved such an accomplishment!

Hump the Shark was rewarded for his great program before we were declared “on the piss”.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

A fantastic trail with over 7 kms of distance covered. Your trail distance will reflect the number of check backs you explored or short cuts your took.

Run

Run 2372 – Karate Klit Kindly Kame Forward (4K Forward)

November 18, 2024 The Scribe

Hares: Karate Kilt and Slow Clap

Location: Lennox Irish Pub

5909 Signal Hill Centre SW, Calgary, AB T3H 3P8

https://maps.app.goo.gl/piWRMYJsV7PrkaZq9

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 14

View from Signal Hill

The Beginning

The group was pleased that Karate Klit kindly kame forward to set trail in the wild west end of town near Signal Hill. Of course, this is the time of year that sunny and warm one day becomes winter wonderland the next day.

As such, the arrival of 10 cm of snow did not bode well for the marks on the sidewalks that were set with care on the warm and dry Sunday. After some level of consternation and multiple re-marking, the hash trail was set. Map support with colour printing made it a feasible operation.

Hashers made it to the Lennox Irish Pub for the beginning or the run. Winter wonderland = snow and crappy driving/running conditions. Bright lights and white snow made for some interesting photographs of the event. Hashers assembled inside waiting for all those keen runners to show up.

Insane Bolt called on the pack to assemble outside in the cold and dark.

Insane Bolt studies the confidential information about the run

Insane Bolt went through the circle quickly as it was a small, but eager group. KC called into the circle to explain the marks, which sadly, was moot point as those marks were under snow.

The smart hashers memorized the map and set off to mimic the lines seen on the map.

The Trail

Leaving the parking lot, we headed across the street at a crosswalk to ultimately commit to climbing that significant hill that was nearby. Previous runs in the neighbourhood have educated some of us of the “one way up” set of stairs.

With winter upon us, we discovered the hill that city busses choose to die on. Daisy Duke was not being very helpful in trying to fix the problem.

Yes there were parks for hashers to play in. Daisy Duke chose the headfirst down the slide in fresh snow method. Not for the timid.

We have evidence that at least one mark survived the snow.

The trail eventually made it to the regroup where the Commando wagon was available to dispense suitable refreshments.

The group wandered back to the pub for the indoor down down’s.

Down Down’s

Inside the pub, we had a segregated space for the down down’s. The Monday Night Football cult was out in force. Hump the Shark made up a religious advisor program from the ether. Do let the facts get in the way of a good story! Roaring Nancy was selected at the choir and the ceremony proceeded.

Many offences and crimes were put forward and down down’s were enjoyed.

Special call out to Dastardly, who was conflicted with running the trail or winning money at the Grey Eagle casino. Payday for Dastardly who came back to celebrate his massive winnings with nachos for the group.

Nacho feast

Eventually, it all came to an end and we were declared “on the piss”.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

A fine trail in excess of 5 km’s was enjoyed by those who chose to run it. A good example of how superfluous marks can be when you have snow everywhere.

Run, Special Event

Run 2371 – Grey Cup Run

November 17, 2024 The Scribe

Hares: Snow Blower and Booty Camp

Location: Banff Trail Residence

RA: Abandoned Pussy

Attendance: 19

Where Canadian Football is Played in Calgary

The Beginning

The Grey Cup is the final game of the Canadian football season. The winner gets to take home the Grey Cup.

There was some hope that the local team would be present to compete, but that was not the case. As such, we were relegated to celebrating the Grey Cup football game with a run, and a watch party.

Grey Cup was held in Vancouver in an enclosed stadium, with teams from Toronto and Winnipeg participating.

Booty Camp and Snow Blower hosted the run. This is a special run on the Sunday in the afternoon. Thankfully, the weather was good for the run. Snow predicted for that evening, but the daytime was double digits and sunny.

A group of intrepid hashers showed up, running without the burden of headlamps. We gathered initially inside, awaiting the late cummers to arrive.

Enough of this warm inside stuff, time to go outside and face the elements!

Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. Milestone for Mucky Dip – 650 runs! The hares went through the marks for the run.

The pack was released and we were off to find the trail!

The Trail

Through the pathways and back alleys to eventually hit the pedestrian overpass to McMahon Stadium, a shrine for Calgary football. We had a chance to circle the stadium to take in all its wonderment. This location will host the Grey Cup in 2026! Stay tuned!

Apparently the walkers also discovered the stadium.

Thankfully, there was more trail with considerable elevation loss and gain coupled with a viewpoint or two. Playgrounds included!

Of course there was more uphill and downhill. Why do they call this neighbourhood St. Andrews Heights!

Thankfully, the good marks showed up and we were directed to the regroup vehicle to find suitable refreshments.

Down Down’s

After a successful regroup, the retreated to the backyard comfort of our hosts. Not as warm as we would have liked, but OK for the down down’s.

Abandoned Pussy was the religious advisor and delivered the program.

All was well and AP declared us “on the piss”. Can Crusher took a moment to demonstrate her superior can crushing skills.

We completed the afternoon with a splendid eating feast and the watch of the football game. Now we know that the Toronto team were victorious.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

A fine trail through the posh neighbourhoods with some uphill, views and downhill. Some of us went around 6 km. Others went further to enjoy the check backs the hare had provided!

Run

Run 2370 – Remember Hardly

November 11, 2024 The Scribe

Hares: Hardly

Location: Brickwell Taphouse

6219 Centre St NW #11, Calgary, AB T2K 0V2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/TiDEPZ7SBLBMPwVt5

RA: Abandoned Pussy

Attendance: 30

Remembering Hardly

The Beginning

Remembrance Day is an annual reminder of those who have contributed to the country we have today. It is up to us to remember the sacrifices that were made for our country.

Hardly agreed to set trail on this special day. Coincidentally, his birthday, he had mapped out a long and hard trail that we would never forget. He chose to partially set trail, and conduct the balance as a “live hare”. As such, we did not see him in the circle as he was out setting and resetting marks to make the trail a success!

The Brickwell Taproom was the starting point. Up in the north, the location attracted a number of northern hashers that we have not seen in a while. A great turnout of 30 people, and weather that was not horrible set the stage for a memorable trail.

The venue was a good place to start from, but not so good for the closing ceremonies as they had a Monday Night Football crowd who had priority. Early closing did not help either, so down down’s in the parking lot.

We gathered inside until it was time to head outside.

The group found a suitable location in the parking lot to circle up.

A happy group who did a great job of remembering that Monday night is a hashing night.

Insane Bolt led the circle and all was well. Archives, announcements and introductions complete.

Insane Bolt resting between circle events

Eventually, it was time for Twisty to describe the marks to follow for the Remember Hardly trail. Hardly was hiding on trail somewhere ready to pounce as a “live hare”.

The Hash was released to find trail markings and follow the trail.

The Trail

Off we went in search of marks. Once found, the pack shouted “On On” and started what would end up being a trail to remember.

As we wandered through these established neighbourhoods, we stumbled upon Hash Test Dummy and Auntie Frank’s renovated property, marked by the “GM”, for the Garage Mahal. A property flippers dream!

Through the streets, bridges and neighbourhoods, we stumbled upon some great views and a playground.

After what appears to be over 9 km’s, the regroup was discovered and the group prepared for outdoor down down’s.

Down Down’s

The group prepared for the down down celebration. Abandoned Pussy was the religious advisor for the evening, and proceeded to pick a choir to start the festivities.

Choir: Scoobie, Mr. Peanut and Insane Bolt

AP got into her program and thanked the hares for setting a trail to remember. Other down downs to the archives and visitors, as well as birthday and trail transgressions.

Eventually, we ran out of material and were declared “on the piss”. Some enthusiasts retired to Citizen Brewing for a debrief.

Trail Summary

A long and hard trail that we will never forget. With checkbacks, some achieved > 9km. A great overachievement demonstration.

Run

Run 2369 – Who Gives A Fawkes

November 4, 2024 The Scribe

Hares: Snevil, Camshaft, Mmmm Lady Fingers

Location: The Trop Bar & Grill

1501 34 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 2B1

https://maps.app.goo.gl/VEHHR4GG5gQLqY3V6

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 27

A point with a view

The Beginning

With much enthusiasm, Snevil volunteered to set trail for the hash on what is coincidentally Guy Fawkes day. We are pleased that Snevil stepped forward as this date had not been filled as of last week. Perhaps it is the stigma with the date, for those familiar with the Guy Fawkes story. Back in 1605, Guy Fawkes planned to blow up the English parliament building with 36 barrels of gunpowder. He was unsuccessful and was charged with treason. The day is also know as Gunpowder Treason Day. Look it up if you wish to know more about the fun times of 1605.

In spite of the date, Snevil successfully found a pub that was not closed, booked, or hosting trivia. The Trop was selected for the run start in the Marda Loop/Mount Royal part of town. Historically a dive bar know at the Tropicana, it now represents itself as a venue suitable for a group like the Hash!

Snevil coerced Camshaft and Mmmmm Lady Fingers to assist as this was to be a epic trail requiring many marks.

Hashers appeared and filled up the place prior to the run. With the changing of the clocks off daylight savings time, it was now “really dark” at the start of the run.

Eventually, it was time to go outside to greet the chilly, dark evening. PMS rounded us up and Insane Bolt lead the circle.

Events, awards and archives were acknowledged. Apparently Menage has a significant birthday looming, and was suitably adorned.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for tonight’s trail. Of note were “two view points” and some cryptic symbols that we had to figure out.

Camshaft, Snevil and Mmmmm Lady Fingers get ready

MD is Mucky Dip’s former residence. GP … Perhaps related to the General Wolfe statue on trail

There was mention of some pink flagging for the wilderness portions of the trail. The pack was released to find the marks.

The Trail

Off into the dark alleys and streets of Marda Loop in search of marks. On On was called and we followed trail and checked out all the check backs.

We had wilderness trail that was a challenge to follow in the dark.

Eventually, we stumbled upon the regroup wagon and enjoyed delicious beverages in the back alley near the pub.

With the regroup completed, it was on to the Trop for the down down ceremony.

Down Down’s

Now back at the pub, we got ourselves organized and found seats, beer and food. They had pointy projectiles with feathers that looked totally not dangerous in the hands of a hasher.

Time to get this party started. Hump the Shark graciously offered to conduct the event. Appointed Insane Bolt and Liquor Lots as choir and we were set.