The summer is sometimes a difficult time to get volunteers to set trail. On In had reached out to the group for a hare in the previous week and though he had it sorted. Things changed, and we needed a hare on short notice. Thankfully, Daisy Duke offered to set trail from Richmond Green. Dastardly agreed to help, and we were sorted.
Have not run from Richmond Green SW in the past. Parking lot was busy as it hosts multiple sports from this location. Thankfully, we were able to get parked and work the circle to get this run started.
Sort of looks like a circle could happen here.
Rashy and Slippy twinsNice shirtLSOS before his chiropractor appointmentDastardly, Pyro and Blue BallsTwisty and HardlyBC refugeesSpicy Onion Balls here againHash ladies chattingTeam sunglassesMucky Dip graces the groupDaisy Duke and On In
Roaring and Rashy
On In got the circle off and running. We had three visitors from California who we were happy to welcome.
On InVisitorsVisitors + Just 10 BeaverScrabble tiles for marks
The Trail
Once the first marks were discovered, the pack was off to explore the neighbourhoods around Richmond Green.
Liquor Lots going this wayJust 10 Beaver climbingSlippy trying to ignore the photographer
As the pack wandered around aimlessly, a wave of confusion arose. Part of the pack became renegades and broke off to make their own trail. Eventually, they realized that no marks have been found and rejoined the main pack.
Playgrounds were in abundance. Various playing techniques were employed to make the most of the equipment.
Park with optionsA couple of swingersDoes this look dangerousNext park is ?Found one.I like the way this feelsHot slideQuestionable image….
More streets, allies and parks were explored in between playground stops.
Where is the next playgroundA well marked playgroundExtreme playing…Hardly looks into the sun….
Eventually, we made it through the tight streets and alleys in the new neighbourhood where Currie Barracks used to be. Entertaining playground equipment.
Hump the Shark on a planeA foursome?Showing off.This slide squeaks and I do not like the look of that black hole at the end.
After we were all played out, we found the regroup and a suitable location for the mosquitos and ants to share in our celebrations.
Regroup and Down Down’s
Outside down downs were in order. A circle in the park was formed and things started to take shape.
Your can hear the bugsOutside down downsTake the place over
Hump the Shark seems to like this Religious Advisor thing as he once again volunteered himself. Choir was selected with Pull my Woody and Sticky Lips initially.
Hump the Shark ready to deliverBC ChoirDastardly drinks for two. Daisy had to goRoaring NancyVisitorsCovered in GooHot Cheeks to help out the choirTactile InspectionJust10Best choir everVisitorsOn InRashy and StoolieHardly and Mucky DipVisitor teaching us a new songLiquor Lots Booty and TwistySpicy Onion BallsSame school!On the Piss!
Eventually, we were all though the ceremonies and declared “on the piss”. Some headed out to the Richmond Pub for continued celebration.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
The Trail Summary
The trail ended up to be close to 7 km’s. Good neighbourhoods for hashing and a fine trail was set by Daisy Duke and Dastardly.
The Canada Day Run is a Calgary hash tradition. Coincidentally, Canada Day falls on a Monday, a hashing day! Hardly and Twisty volunteered to look after the run and wind up with yummy food back at their place after the run. This was an afternoon run. In Calgary, that means that you can see the thunder storms closing in on you from a great distance. With a significant hail event the day before, we were paying attention to the colour of the sky.
The run start was at the Berkshire Gate parking lot for Nose Hill Park in the North West. This was an afternoon run, so we gathered together for a 2:00 pm start. The weather was great at the start of the run. The rain clouds were off in the distance, so not a problem yet!
On In got the circle together and we prepared for the Nose Hill run.
Getting ready to Run. Those might be dark clouds over there….Hardly and TwistyOn In and LSOSRoaring Nancy, Hump the Shark, and Karate ClitLiquor Lots and Slippy ThongDastardly with Canada Day Jell-O shooters Visitor – Golden Finger FellaCYHMN, Nightstalker, and RoaringStool StufferLSOS and Rashy BushKing ShitSkewbic Hair, Roaring Nancy, Can You Hear Me Now and Night Stalker.
On In ran the circle. We have a milestone with Liquor Lots achieving 200 runs. Introduced our visitor from Wisconsin, USA, and got the hares in the circle to introduce the marks for today’s run.
On In starts the circleGolden Finger FellaCYHMN is the secret hare, assisting HardlyStandard marks in flour and flaggingBack check and a check
Four flags indicated a “beer hunter” opportunity. Some beer had been placed in the forest for hashers to find! We were reminded that there is a lot of uphill in Nose Hill. Mountain climbing fans would not be disappointed.
With instructions complete, the hash was off.
The Trail
Nose Hill Park, to no one’s surprise, has hills. It also has wilderness areas. There was an abundance of grass, flowers, trails and views to be enjoyed.
UphillUphill and over thereLL climbing to inspect the cloudsKC admiring the viewTop of the hill for Hump the Shark and Lying Sack of ShitBeer Hunter flagging retrievalDense bushA rewardGoing this way nowScoobie tries a selfieView PointRoaring with intentNice View (of the mountains)Another nice view!
Regroup
After a thorough investigation of the available trails, the marks eventually lead us back to the start. In the parking lot, the regroup vehicle was complete with suitable refreshments and the dark clouds had left to rain somewhere else.
Regroup frenzyRegroup chaosPhoto Opportunity!Rashy recovering from a mighty trail run. Curbing her enthusiasm.
The hash completed the parking lot activities successfully, then on the food and down downs nearby.
Down Down’s and Festivities
No better way to celebrate Canada day then with a BBQ and beer. We filled up the back yard with happy hashers and enjoyed the chips and goodies prior to the down down’s.
Shade is goodBeer is goodAll is good!Beer readyTake your seats please!
Hump the Shark nominated himself for RA duties, and assigned Roaring Nancy and Rashy Bush as the choir!
Are you ready to down down!Choir, sing yourself a song!
Hump the Shark went through a comprehensive list of crimes, rewards, and offences.
Hares!Shitty TrailStoolie for somethingVisitorLSOS and Slippy ThongNight StalkerPyro and On InLook at those shirts!Fine regroup!
And now, what we have all been waiting for, time to celebrate 200 runs for Liquor Lots. She has been in training for some time now, and was prepared to show us what she can do!
Not the fastest half yard consumption record, but a solid effort. A fine display of beer drinking competency.
Nice vest too!Harder than it looks!
With all the crimes and stories completed, it was declared to be “on the piss”, and let the BBQ begin!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A challenging trail run with sensational views and the bonus “beer hunter” experience. Something in the 4+ ish range, with the elevation changes to keep it real.
Our teacher community in the hash group gets very excited at this time of year. Very soon, their days for shaping the minds of their young students are replaced with two months of partying. As such, it is a monumental event when the school years finishes for these folks.
A scheduling complication arose with the continuing saga of the chase for the hockey trophy, Lord Stanley’s Cup. For some unknown reason, the Edmonton squad had not yet been eliminated from the running. The Stanley Cup Final was scheduled, in conflict, with the Monday hash run. A potential problem for those that are hockey interested.
Thankfully, the hares campaigned for attendance, recognizing that hockey is important, but hashing is more important. Their promotion campaign was successful, as evidenced by this promotion to come out and hash. The language used demonstrated the need for better education.
Thankfully, the hash is a resilient bunch. Stoolie was able to cobble together something that looked like “the game”, available to the hashers. Even went as far as sourcing free power for his gadgets! The game started at 6:00 pm. Hash time is 7:00 ish. Games runs 2.5 hrs. As such, the hash can watch the start, disappear for an epic trail, and return to observe the outcome. Spoiler alert! It was not Edmonton’s night to repatriate Lord Stanley’s Cup back to Canada.
Happier times when the score was OKPower and that other thing….
More importantly, there were 20 hashers that came out to play and the “teachers” had set a fantastic trail. Here is some evidence of the circle which started things going.
No good shots of the opening circleSpicy Onion Balls returns for more shenanigansCircle before of after?
The Trail
It would appear that river crossings were in order. Three was the number. A fine spectacle of shoe washing and no one drowning. Not exactly sure of the sequence of events, but here are some action shots.
Perhaps Hump the Shark loosing himselfCan I help you up!Lazy river crossingLook at my shoesWhere are the river crossingsFound oneCompetitive river runningGreat splashing opportunityLooks like wet feet
The trail, according to informed sources, was epic. The weather was good and the water was delicious. My shoes have never been cleaner, some say.
The Down Down’s
The hockey game thing created some problems for the closing ceremonies. Apparently, the favoured team was not doing as well as some would like. The one goal deficit as like a boat anchor on the enthusiasm of the group. Eventually, the Florida team won, and it was time to get the down down’s underway.
Hump the Shark did a great job of recruiting. He selected himself for the honours of conducting the down down’s. It was obvious that many crimes had been committed and must be rewarded with a down down.
The Choir, was Daisy Duke and Pyro . A tag team that provided a depth of hash wisdom, and enthusiasm to make this work.
Your Religious AdvisorPyro and Daisy Duke are the choir
The usual program was delivered. The hares were acknowledged for their shitty trail. Numerous offences were signaled out for reward. The Oilers sweater was a bad choice to wear with the unfortunate outcome.
The haresWhich font do you like best?Gadget man makes hockey happen for the hashCamshaft explains how deep and cold the water wasJell-O shooters done!Spicy Onion Balls comes out againHump thinks that Snevil is too tallHeight adjustmentKC was rocking DFL tonight!Metal detecting hash shit re-appears!If the Oilers had won, I would be happy.Not happy….We all get a down downEnthusiastic crowd
As the group celebrated a trail well set and well run, it was only a matter of time until the down down’s were completed.
Water is this deepMust be a bargain beer!Clean shoes
On the piss.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
The Trail Summary (plus bonus shots)
The run was approximately 6 km when all was said and done. Here are some summary shots of what you ran, or what your missed.
Unfortunately, your scribe had to be elsewhere for the actual run. Here are a couple of shots of the hardships the the scribe had to endure while “out of the province”.
Devil May Care – WinnipegReady for a rescueCrowds are thin today. Much hotter yesterday!Happy Linda with some sort of Heffe
As the weather in Calgary is variable, it is not unexpected to need your full winter running gear and raincoat for a June run. Just a few short days ago it was shorts weather, but now it was multi layers.
Booty Camp and Snow Blower volunteered to set trail in the NW communities hear the North Hill mall. Expect to have some downhill with complimentary uphill and to potential for a view point now and again!
As fate would have it, the day the Booty Camp and Snow Blower move into the neighbourhood, the local pub, Tipperary’s , closes down. It was a good place to start the run from as they had a covered parking lot suitable to host the circle. Beware of the parking police if you choose to disregard the signs.
Back end of Tipperary’sOut of the RainParking vs No TrespassingKing ShitLiquor LotsHump realizing that he has to be the Hashmaster!Hardly and TwistyBooty Camp and Hump the SharkHump and Snow BlowerDastardly and PyroInsane Bolt and PyroLSOS and Slippy ThongOut of the rain
Hump the Shark assumed the role of Hash Master and got the circle rolling. We had three visitors from the US. What What Mud in the Butt and Running Girl from Philadelphia, and Spicy Onion Balls from Florida. The hares were called into the circle to tell us about the marks. Apparently, only pink flagging is good. Other flagging and other colours is bad. Some pink flagging might be just a trick.
VisitorsBooty Camp and Snow Blower describe the marks they put down before the rainFaint marks were a good representation of the washed out trail marks
With the formalities finished, the pack was released to find the marks.
The Trail
We found marks that lead us over the Trans Canada Highway (16 ave NW) to the posh community of Briar Hill. The streets and sidewalks were quite wet and marks for elusive except on some protected vertical surfaces. Thankfully, the hare was present to ensure we did not get too lost.
Time to put up the hoodDownhill!!!Marks might have been here….Slippy thing trying to outrun the cameraVisitors finding dry sidewalkChances are that this is true trailUphill each wayTypical house with a waterfallHashers getting sucked in to a check backWho needs a Stairmaster when you live here!
We stumbled across some great views of the city, giving our visitors something to take pictures of!
Comfy seats with a viewNice backdropMore city viewsScoobie practices a selfieGuess how many stairs?Another viewSome of the pink flagging was marking trailSome flagging was not marking trailEvery step was marked, not washed away…
Eventually, a playground was found to challenge the climbing skills of some of our more disaster prone hashers.
Hasher testing the slippy factor
Happy warm visitorHump planning his next activitySpring loaded park toys are the bestNo splashing!Insane bolt recognizes that this hash shit might be a metal detector!Visitors going backwardsSlippy with no hands!KC being taken for a ride
With playing complete, the pack continued on to find the rest of the marks on our way to the North Hill Shopping Mall parking lot, then back over the Trans Canada Highway, until the regroup was discovered.
Regroup
Nothing like a warm garage when it is raining outside. The group was pleased to see all was well and out of the rain.
Milling aboutExcellent beer pouringYummy snacksVisitors enjoying the warmth of the garage
Down Down’s
Camshaft volunteered to be the Religious Advisor for the evening. He had a list and selected a choir to get the ceremonies off and running! Dastardly and Skewbic Hair were selected as choir.
Camshaft as RAScoobie and Dastardly as choir
The hares were acknowledged for setting a shitty trail, and the new boots were welcome to the group!
The haresVisitors from Philadelphia. Running Girl and What What mud in the ButtVisitor Spicy Onion BallsSlippy for dangerous playingPyro
More accusation and offences were rewarded and the evening continued.
KC for somethingDastardly for somethingInsane Bolt has hash shits a plentySomehow, Scoobie and Dastardly both got the hash shit!
Eventually, when all the beer was drank and a down down to the RA. It was declared to be “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
The trail was close to 6 km of running adventure. A fine trail!
A mystery hare agreed to set trail. The mystery was solved when Tighty Whitey revealed that he was, in fact, the hare. A special run to celebrate the surplus promotional FKN beer from the Golden Triangle cycling trip, recently completed.
Shiggy was promised, so the pack was forewarned to be ready of wet and muddy conditions.
The group assembled in the parking lot near the Hull’s Wood outdoor amphitheatre. TW had a bicycle which would appear to be what was used to set the trail!
A warm evening perfect for a Fish Creek run with a good sized group of 25 hashers.
Circle Up, and Daisy Duke showing is one legged stork poseCamshaft and DastardlyRashy and StoolieTighty WhiteyNew Boot ChristianHump the SharkLSOS and Slippy ThongOne Legged Daisy DukeHot Quickie and Beer in the RearLiquor Lots and PMSTwistyFrogodile HunterSkewbic HairHot Quickie getting a tune up from PMSVisitor and On-InMucky Dip, Hot Cheeks and Insane Bolt
PMS got the circle organized. Introduced the visitor from California (Shang Hiney), archives (Froggy) and other hash business.
Remembering the run numberCommanding the troops
The hare, Tighty Whitey, came into the circle to describe the scavenger hunt type of trail with beer rewards at a series of five crucial checks.
Find these on trailLocation of can is your next markOther confusing marks
TW would follow on his bicycle because that is the way he planned it! The pack was released to find the trail markings.
The Trail
The views and terrain of Fish Creek Provincial Park did not disappoint. Marks were sufficient and spaced at a considerable distance. Off we went to find the first of the prizes, the beer hidden at the checks.
They said there was beer somewhereLL trying to flyDaisy Duke figuring it outVista shotSome bike guy who knew where the beer was hidden!
PMS was the first to find a hidden beer. Hardly was successful. PMS finds another! The lazy middle and back of the pack hashers did not have a chance with the fit fast hashers monopolizing the beer finding.
Nice cloudsHashers on trailNot sure where to goTW being entertainedSerious hashersFound one!Good luck finding this one. Buried and disguised.
Apparently, TW had to foresight to collect these photos to show how hashers are easily lead astray by beer on trail.
Finally, all beers are found and it was time for the shoe wash.
Nothing like a little beaver now and againLook how clean my shoes are!
Regroup and Down Downs
The outdoor amphitheater was where it all happened. Luxurious wooden benches and beer and snacks were a good lead up to the down down’s.
Why are we waiting?A view from the stageLL demonstrating here beer pouring skillsReady to go!PMS, Froggy and Hot Cheeks LSOS and SlippyTwisty, Hardly and StoolieDastardly and Mucky DipDaisy and the visitor Shang Hiney (?)A candid shot of LL, Hot Quickie and Beer in the RearOPP and LL discuss nutrition
Hump the Shark appointed himself as Religious Advisor and selected a choir of On In and King Shit. There was much singing and rejoicing in the open air location. Chips and snacks added to the enjoyment.
Hump the Shark – making up storiesChoir in actionTW sets a FKN shitty trailInsane must have forgot the hash shit againFroggy remembering how much fun the hash can beShang Hiney – Visitor from CaliforniaDD and Mucky DipHardly for promoting the anti-shiggy societyJust Christian – New Hat Shit!This is a Hot QuickieRecreation of Hot Cheeks down downOPP milestone runMmmmm Lady Fingers milestone run and matching shirtsScoobie – 1100 runsDastardly drinks from his leaky shoesLooks like an unfortunate stage position for LSOS
There seemed to be endless down downs for a bunch of made up accusations and offences. PMS practices here own non verbal communication skills.
The run was this long.We were this high!How many beers did I find?
Eventually, we ran out of material and were declared to be “on the piss”.
The last down downJust Christian likes bananas.Just Christian likes beer
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Here are a couple of interpretations of the run. 7 ish km’s with shiggy.
RA: Daisy Duke and Beer in the Rear Attendance: 18
The Beginning
It was a confusing posting for the run. Nautical theme? What the heck is that. Not only nautical, but naughtycal! Wear something that is either naughty or nautical. Quite a range. Suggestions for swimming, fishing, floating garb, with a clarification that all would be explained …..later.
Of course, PMS and Strap On Crampon had the look dialed in, courtesy of their hash trip to New York in the recent past. An opportunity to show off their fancy nautical outfits…..
For the rest of us, swimming suit? Water wings? Other water themed clothing? So much stress to find the right outfit for the run. As it turns out, the hares had planned a torrential downpour to coincide with the run, raincoats were in fashion suddenly!
Dudley’s Lounge is associated with the Carriage House Hotel on Macleod Trail SW. They have more than one pub in the hotel, with the Peanuts Pub competing for interest. The pub was found and the group formed inside.
Nautical Strap On Not the pub we were at
It was time to circle up outside and acquaint ourselves with the moisture preparing to fall from the sky.
Group getting sortedNavy Rum – part of the nautical themeRaining yet?Twisty and Slippy Thong. Note the water wingsLSOS looking for rain. Beer in the Rear concentratingSnow Blower and Hardly. Rain hat and water wingsBlue Balls and King Shit. Rain coat vs swim suitHump the Shark and Insane BoltKC shows us her swimwearDastardly and PMSDaisy Duke and Lazy CummerStrap On sports here new hat
PMS takes control and gets the hares in the circle to explain the marks. Huge blue chalk meant clear remarking of washed out chalk marks.
Let me test my phone caseReady for actionThe hares!Here are the marksNo, the marks are not rain proof
The Trail
The pack was released as the rain began to fall. Off we went in all directions until the true trail was found and followed. Apparently, there was a choice between Upper Deck and Lower Deck. An Eagle/Turkey split was available on trail. Into the streets and alleys of Acadia and Haysboro, the trail meandered as the rain increased in volume and strength.
SidewalksAlleywaysTrail is somewhereNot this wayOn OnFollowing trailPlayground montiorFirst slider gets wetOff to the next parkArt Shot of the pack waiting to cross safely
The pack made choices on Upper Deck vs Lower Deck. Upper deck was configured for the more leisurely runners. A bit of a shorter cut to differentiate the route for the true runners on the trail. Scenic views of the C-Train infrastructure around Heritage Station were part of the trail experience.
Hardly makes it to the bridgeWe will cross hereMarks likely washed away from hereNo hashers were injured with the rail crossing….
The upper deckers stumbled across a pack of walkers, as we consolidated looking for the regroup.
Regroup
The regroup was spotted in a parking lot close to the end of the trail. Dastardly has a fine selection of refreshments available. The group lingered in the rain until it was decided that down down’s would be “inside” at the pub. Hashers were pleased to drink in a warm place.
Regroup vehicleStrap On tells Booty Camp how big it wasHigh stepping runnersSnow Blower focused on the regroupBlue Balls finishes the run in styleDaisy showing off
Off into the warmth of Dudley’s Lounge for the closing ceremonies.
Down Downs
Hump the Shark volunteered Daisy Duke and Beer in the Rear to tag team as Religious Advisors. They put together a fine program and delivered to the group. Choir of Snow Blower and Booty Camp. Hump the Shark stood in as Beer wench to prepare the beer for the down downs.
Getting beerRA conferenceHump the Shark pours beer well
A series of crimes and punishments were acknowledged and down downs provided.
ChoirHaresBasher Hot CheeksHump did somethingDastardly called outWalkers get a songLazy CummerKC nice outfitLSOS and Slippy were missing for a whileInsane Bolt accepts the Hash Shit from Scoobie
Eventually, we ran out of beer and material and were “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Trail was close to 6 km in length, Lower deck did more because they were extra keen.
This run has been in the planning stages for years. The important consideration was a birthday marking the beginning of a new decade of an important hasher. Mmmm Lady Fingers has crossed of the chasm of aging, leaving the serenity of the 50’s for the turbulence of the 60’s. She has embraced this challenge with multiple birthday celebration events, culminating with Run 2343, the birthday run.
The run was set from their Varsity mansion, enabling the hash to check our the various pathways and parks in the neighbourhood. An epic trail was planned and executed, drawing a large crowd of 34 hashers, including archives and new boots! Word was out that this was an event not to be missed.
The group circled up in the laneway to receive the instructions to follow to complete the trail.
Introductions, announcements, run marks description now done, the pack was released.
The Trail
The pack was released to find the marks. The trail took them through the pathways and alleys within earshot of Crowchild Trail. A clever false trail using the pedestrian bridges by the light rail transit station created confusion for most of the pack. Parks and frolic galore. Eventually, the trail was solved the the smarter hashers and all was good.
On on!
Playtime was appropriately observed in all parks that were on trail. Scaring some small children in the process!
PMS working on her portfolio
Booty Camp goes for a spinNight Stalker bongo practiceI can’t get enough of thisLike my glassesI can do this!A hoard of walkersCatch me if I fallHump makes a discoveryBalance is goodThese big pink things are enormous!
The Regroup
In the absence of any evidence of a regroup, I will insert a proxy photo from a past run.
Something like this
And then, legitimate regroup pictures appears from the interweb! A large turn out deserves a big picture!
Regroup hereBeer NearBeer Very NearUnique mark to the regroup resembling a squished squirrel
Good size group poses for a regroup shot!
The Down Downs
Hump the Shark was RA and singled out Lofty Prancer and Hardly as choir.
Religious Advisor
It’s that look…..
Through the line up, apparently the hare was down downed for setting a shitty trail and extending a birthday to a birth week celebration!
New boot and Can You Hear Me Now (CYHMN) for 300 runs.
New Boot Christian300 Runs CYHMN
We have archives in abundance. A good turn out from the old gang. Birthdays do that for some people…..
Beaver Flats, Hot on Trail, Bum Titty, Night Stalker and Can You Hear Me Now (CYHMN)
Apparently Strap On wore new shoes and was able to savour the new shoe taste!
Like my new shoesYes we like your new shoes. Here, drink from them to break them in!This is what I live for!New shoe taste
Stork like stretching from Daisy Duke and CYHMN. This is what scares people away from the group.
The crimeThe recreation!
A naming happened. Just Amy finally did something that warrants a name. The story goes that Just Amy was wearing an “M” word shirt, celebrating the Bacchus Marathon. Bacchus is a wine company.
Who me?Yes that is the “M” wordSomething back here too!
The literati in the hash came up the “Bacchanal”, a follower of Bacchus. The dictionary supports this with the definition: “an occasion of wild and drunkenrevelry“.
And there is more….
The nocturnal version of the Bacchanalia involved wine-drinking to excess, drunkenness and the free mingling of the sexes and classes; the rites also involved loud music.
Bacchanal will carry this name forward in the hash universe with pride.
There were other offences too numerous to catalogue. Here is a collage of some of the outcomes.
LSOS doesn’t let lack of keys get in the way of beer accessHash Shit from Fish FaceDoes this suit me?Apparently Insane Bolt accepted a Hash Shit from Strap OnSexual offence – Matching shirts“M” word volunteersRashy did something to StoolieInsane likes this hash shit soo much!
Eventually, the formal closing ceremonies were done and it was “on the piss”. Let the after party begin….
Apparently the birthday buzz was still strong and the monumental naming kept an amount of momentum for the group. Not sure of the details, but ask those involved if the party ever really ended….
Scribed in absentia by Skewbic Hair, with copious material from Mmmmm Lady Fingers, PMS, Liquor Lots, Hump the Shark and King Shit.
The Trail Summary
A fine trail of 6’ish km’s. Great trails through the neighbourhood with fantastic views.
Just 10 Beaver Sets and Amazing Trail for the select runners who sacrificed their long weekend to participate!
The Beginning
As typical for the May long weekend, the weather was cold and miserable. Winter running gear and something that doesn’t mind the rain were in order. Putting a run together for the long weekend is always a challenge as folks and travelling and busy. We are thankful for Just 10 Beaver for volunteering to set an epic trail.
The group assembled indoors at the Reagle Beagle on 17 Ave SW. Needed to figure out where to have the down down’s and regroup as they were weather dependent. The group assembled and shared long weekend stories.
Inside it was warm and the patrons were getting ready for some type of hockey game. Something about the Oilers or the Canucks, which was to be decided that evening. As such, there were people there and not necessarily hash friendly for the down downs. As such, decision made….outside down downs in the cold. Outside to get the circle started.
A small but passionate group of 15 souls gathered in the parking lot, getting ready for the big event. Just 10 Beaver was promising some “significant news” or some type. More on that later.
King Shit and HardlyLiquor Lots and Menage a TroisSnevil and Hot CheeksBlue Balls and TwistyJust 10 Beaver and On InDastardly and Karate ClitScoobie gets into the shot!
Eventually, PMS stepped up and got the circle started.
PMS in teacher modePMS reflecting on how lucky we are to have her as Hash Matress
Just 10, the hare for the run, went through a long description of how much flagging she had laid on the trail. A harbinger of things to come!
One Thing – Best Trail Ever!
Just 10 pointed to a location where marks might be found and the pack was off!
Snevil noticed the regroup vehicle in the parking lot! A beacon for those on trail to find this vehicle and partake in the wonderment which is available with in.
The Trail
Starting in the neighbourhood, marks were laid out directing the group “over the bridge”, the the wilderness that lurks on the west side of Sarcee Trail. It is amazing how wild the ravine trails can be in an established neighbourhood.
A rampaging startThe long walkPremium mud and slow in the alleyApparently we stumbled across hockey nets that are replicating themselves
Runners provided evidence of a much better viewing experience than the lazy walkers.
The $1.7 million dollar viewJust 10 aids KC, who likes to take picturesI told you to wear trail shoesWhat is that on my ankle!Shiggy! What a mess…
Regroup
The initial convoluted regroup plan was adjusted to “beer in the parking lot”. As such, the walkers were first to arrive to enjoy the delicious libations, waiting patiently for the runners to appear.
Evidence of the runners finishing.
Running, smiling and chattingThe RG beacon is nearHappy to be hereDFL and I don’t care
Down Down’s
Parking lot down downs were in order. Hardly was appointed telepathically by Hump the Shark to do the deed. The pack muddled around. There were a couple of chairs to used as parking lot pylons for the patrons coming and going.
Matching chairsPMS giving orders
Hardy was in control and dished out the down downs for various and sundry crimes and misgivings. Snevil may or may not have been the choir. A lot was happening and it difficult to keep it straight.
Being RA is a serious responsibilitySnevil will make it work!
The hare, Just 10 Beaver set an epic trail. She was rewarded with a down down.
Yummy beerI like setting trail!
The big news that Just 10 wished to share is that we will be calling her Doctor in three years. Great news!
Soon I will be Doctor Just 10 Beaver!
Some of the highlights included the role of Hardly’s Angels. This team ensured that Hardly did not get lost, forgotten, or abducted by aliens.
Pose 1Pose 2Pose 3Down down for somethingKC finishes!Dastardly and On In discuss walking tactics
Apparently Scoobie did something to deserve the hash shit. I believe there was a 330 km three days of cycling in the Rockies on the weekend, and he still made it on time to the hash. Hash Shit for dedication!
KS happy to relinquish the hash shitTastes like plunger
A final down down for Hardly for his excellent RA performance.
Great RA!
Down downs done. Time to head inside and cheer on your favourite Canadian hockey team that is still in the play offs. The Oilers defeated that Vancouver team while we were there!
Oilers win!
On the piss. Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A good distance with high quality shiggy and some marks surviving the rain. Great trail!
Pyro volunteered to set trail from the Crowchild Twin Area parking lot in the NW, in the community of Scenic Acres. This part of town has some epic view, pathways that run both downhill and uphill, and well as significant changes in elevation. The ravines are quite spectacular as we have explored them on previous occasions.
The group gathered in the parking lot, and secured appropriate parking spots for the outdoor down-downs that were to follow.
Eventually, something resembling a circle formed as we prepared for the start of the Pyro run.
Karate Klit, Camshaft and Slow ClapDastardlyPyro and Hump the SharkHTS and SnevilHardly and TwistyLiquor Lots and King ShitPMS welcomes youLiquor Quicker and PyroPMS and Mmmmmm Lady FingersInsane Bolt, Snow Blower, and Booty CampOn In
PMS lead the circle and went through the formalities. Pyro described the run he had set for the group.
PMS… being empatheticJust Amy studies the marks left by Pyro
The Trail
Pyro pointed us in the direction that lead to the first marks. The pack scattered and started to call out the trail markings. Unfortunately, the trail was configured to start with a huge downhill which had to be repaid later in the trail after exhaustion set in.
Through the neighbourhoods we romped until we discovered more hidden pathways and wide open terrain, with views.
The downhill now changed to uphill and we ambitiously challenged the terrain to finish off the trail. Eventually, the regroup was found and there was much rejoicing.
Regroup
The support vehicle was full of delicious beverages. A fine finish for a great run.
Regroup
Down Downs
Outdoor down downs were in order. Those that were prepared with chairs formed a circle. Hump the Shark nominated himself as the Religious Advisor. A choir was selected and the ceremonies were performed.
Those with chairsHump the Shark thinking about offencesThe choir celebrating themselves
Hump the Shark called out a number for hashers for various offences and charges. The choir did a fine job of knowing just enough songs to keep it rolling, All was good!
Pyro sets a fine trail.PMS, Liquor Lots, and Just AmyCamshaftMmmmm Lady FingersPyro and King Shit discuss the Hash ShitTwisty and Booty Camp related some walkers talesScoobie and Booty Camp Insane Bolt – Models Hash Shit holding techniquesKing Shit keeps his Hash Shit for another week
With all the offences dealt with, Hump the Shark declared the group to be “On the piss”.
The group retired to Nottingham’s Pub for further refreshment, popcorn and debrief.
Free popcorn … the best kindA fun time was had by all
These scribblings scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
Depending on your success with check backs, the trail was in the 5 km range. A perfect distance for a hash run.
Note: This map had a section of driving from the end of the run to the pub. You numbers will be different
Tightey Whitey shared his life changing experience of aging. Crossing the bridge from 59 to 60 is a traumatic experience for some. For others, it is just another number to remember. TW chose to allow us to participate in his week of birthdays by setting a run from the Stonyslope Brewing Company in Haysboro SW. A small craft brewery with an eclectic selection of interesting beers to sample, as well as food.
Normally closed on Monday, they opened up just for us. As such, we had the run of the place which made it easier to misbehave.
Not patio weatherWhy are we waiting
The weather was crappy with rain and cold temperatures. As such, it was decided to hold the circle inside for the 18 intrepid hashers in attendance. As the place was all ours for the evening, seemed like a good idea. Our co Hash Master (Mattress) PMS modeled her new shirt prior to calling the circle to order.
How does this look?You would want a shirt like this!
Working to get this shirt as a new addition to our Hash Haberdashery. Enough shameless promotion, time to get the circle started.
Karate Klit and Blue BallsOn In and PyroLying Sack of Shit and Hump the SharkTightey WhiteyCamshaftSlow Clap and Slippy ThongMmmm Lady Fingers and Beer in the RearHot Quickie materializes from nowherePMS trying to get our attentionInside Circle – What the heck?
Our hare, Tightey Whitey was called into the circle to explain the marks for the trail. In the absence of pavement, TW chose to deface a table with the chalk marks. As this was a birthday run, he had selected a unique set of marks to confuse the pack. A “6” was on, “O” was a check, and “5” was a check back.
TW tags a tableMarks including the insect
The insect looking mark was an attempt to explain that he had basically set a loop trail that would be difficult to find and follow. The legs of the insect were all the false trails that TW had set in his mind. The plan was to find the loop, and run as many laps as you pleased to get the distance you were happy with.
With those instructions, the pack was released to the outdoors to find what was left of the marks. Did I mention it had rained all afternoon?
The Trail
First mark was a check. The pack dispersed to find something that looked like true trail. The group fragmented looking for the elusive marks on rain soaked poles and other vertical surfaces.
Who knows where the true trail went, as the fragment I was running with chose to run a loop through Haysboro and eventually run into other fragments who had taken different routes.
First checkMight be this way…. or not
Eventually, those lappers did laps until they were satisfied. Others ran in circles until they were done running. With limited marks, it was difficult to solve the run as intended. Eventually, the regroup was located and all was well.
Regroup
Nothing like a cold beer on a cold night. Other beverage options were available for those that wanted something different.
A short walk from the parking lot to the taproom.
On-In
Stonyslope Brewing has an interesting selection of craft beers. Quite a spectrum of colour and taste. The group assembled inside and got sorted.
Quietly waitingBeverage ready
Down Down’s
Hump the Shark self appointed the Religious Advisor for the evening. He selected a choir of Lying Sack of Shit and Slippy Thong to lead the song singing.
Hump the Shark readyChoir trying to remember more than one song
Hump the Shark had much material to work with. The antics of King Shit and PMS were worthy of multiple down-downs. Apparently, KS had the equipment and PMS had the need to get that rubber rat attached to the hash shit appropriately. Zip tie to the rescue.
Nice rat on my hash shitWho is next?Just Amy…. Naming getting closerKS wins the pink contest and the Hash ShitPMS is less vibrant than KS
A notable down-down went to Karate Klit for the El Camino sighting. Guess what song we sang and how many verses?
El Camino in hard to read fontKC convincing the car guy that it really says El Camino
After enough nonsense, it was time to acknowledge the birthday boy and the hare. All were pleased that the run took place. Those that found the marks enjoyed it even more!
A bit unstable Time to rest
Thinking that he was old, TW was reminded that his numbers are small compared to some of our veteran hashers. On In and Pyro were celebrated for their live experience and wisdom.
You want birthdays? You have a way to go…..
Celebration was in order. Can not say no to cake
Our host delivering the cakeSpare no expense for 60Still has enough breath for candle extinguishing
Tighty Whitey looking for a secret message in the bottom of the pitcher
But there is more! Gifts and goodies galore! Richard received a thoughtfully wrapped package , much to his delight.
Nice wrapping job. I believe we have KC to thank
TW ripped into things and took out the good stuff to model for the group.
Look at the size of this thingA fresh pair and a new friendThey only look this good once
Is that a stain on the cake?
Finally, the festivities came to and end and it was “on the piss”. TW needed to go for a nap as the evening celebrations were quite exhausting for an person of these years.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
The Trail
Who knows what distance you had. My gadget showed something the in the 5 km range.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
