The variable weather in Calgary did not disappoint! From – 20C to +10C is a bit of a swing. The snow we had received was now melting into puddles and wet slippery ice. Perfect for a hash run.
Offside Pub & Eatery is an interesting place up Centre Street in the NW. Conveniently in King Shit’s neighbourhood, a great venue to set a trail from.
Summer picture
The pack arrived and waited in the pub for the run to start. Some of us that arrived fashionably late missed the inside part and went right to the circle that Camshaft has organized outside.
Yes, it is this dark at the run start
Camshaft getting the attention of the group
Hump the SharkHardlyTwistySlow ClapJust AndreaMmmmm Lady FingersKarate KlitSlippy ThongPMSMr. PeeeeeNutSnow BlowerDastardlyPyroWhale WankerKing ShitBooty CampCamshaft and Just AndreaShakesbeerCockTaleNot Too DeepOPP
Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions, then called the hare into the circle.
I have set trailIt will be wet and slipperyI have made marksAll you need to know about tonight’s trail!
The pack was released and stumbled off to find the marks and the slippery ice.
The Trail
Finding the initial marks proved difficult. Everything was wet and shiny. Hard to see the marks. Nevertheless, marks were found and the pack headed off to find the wet and slippery trail.
Glazed alleysVery slippery
Quality slippery ice
Shakesbeer and slow clap checking things outThis is the way!
At some point, Scoobie slipped on the ice and declared his run done. Limping to the regroup was his chosen course of action. Others continued and provided some pictures of the greatest trail I did not complete.
There must be a park somewhereSpinning tire funOPP charges offSnow BlowerSlow ClapFollow the marksSlow Clap ponderingOff we go!Is this light bright enough!Slow Clap showing offPMS rocking the new onesie Careful street crossingHump the SharkAnother Slow ClapWhat we are looking for!PMS assesses the park funSwinging it is!Just my sizeAm I too big for this ride?I am out of hereSo much fun!
With regroup coordinates in hand, the sacred vehicle was spotted with suitable refreshments.
Walkers fully utilizing the regroup
Runners make it to the regroup!
After we were done, it was back to the pub to get set up for the down down’s.
Offside PubFood and drinksChatting and socializingWhy are we waiting?
Food and drinks were acquired and the group patiently waited for the down down’s to begin.
The Down Down’s
The Religious Advisor for the evening was Cock Tale. His newfound enthusiasm for the group was rewarded with RA duties, coincident with his late arrival to the circle.
Cock Tale rekindled his RA skills and developed his program for the evening. Many tales were invented and he was ready to go. The beverages were ready and it was time to start.
Refreshments ready!
RA – Cock Tale
Cock Tale selected the choir of Hump the Shark and Hardly, and they proceeded to sing themselves a song and enjoy a down down.
We are the choir!
This is for you!I set a great trail….Just Andrea – new bootMmmmm Lady FingersScoobie for falling. KK stand in for Slippy Thong who got me to the regroupOPP and Booty CampSlow Clap and OPPAdd PMS and we are all number 1!Twisty, Booty Camp and Just AndreaOverachieving walkersDastardlyHash ShitNew candidateFits well!On the Piss – we are done!
Cock Tale completed his efforts and was rewarded with a down down. RA for next week will be Booty Camp!
The group settled into more socializing as the evening wound down.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The running trail was near 7 km. An excellent wet and slippery trail on a warm evening. King Shit did a great job of making that happen.
Another run in the middle deep south is always a good time. Those that live in the north get to experience busy roads, traffic and weather! However, what is important is that a trail was set by Hump the Shark in parts of town that we are getting to know better.
The neighbourhood of Douglas Glen SE is not normally a destination, unless you live there. Hump the Shark has the privilege of employment in the area, as such, he has been doing some reconnoitering for the benefit of the group.
The starting location of Penny Black’s Kitchen & Bar is been used by Hump before, so let’s give it another go and see if they like our business.
With relatively warm weather, the pack arrived at Penny Black’s and settled in for their pre-run preparations and socializing.
Word was given by the Hashmaster to circle up outside, and the pack complied.
Not looking happy outside, but I am sure they are smiling insideWhale WankerHot CheeksBlue BallsCock TaleCamshaftPyroJust KarenTwistyHardlyLazy CummerInsane BoltLSOSLiquor LotsDaisy DukeStool StufferOPPHump the SharkKing ShitPMSShakesbeer and Mmmmm Lady FingersMr. PeeeeeNutDastardly
Camshaft went through the announcement and introductions, then Hump the Shark was welcome into the circle to describe the marks.
Here are the marks
There might be some flagging
With the marks, you will find all you need to find!
With the instructions complete, it was time to release the hounds to spread out and find the marks. The walkers held back so they could make their own plans.
The Trail
Out from the parking lot, through some industrial sites, 24 Street SE into Douglas Glen neighbourhood. With a few checks to keep the pack confused, the trail continued following sidewalks until it spilled out into Fish Creek Park. Into Quarry Park, some playground opportunities were enjoyed.
Electric treeSidewalksPathwaysMaking tracksOPP leading the wayLight sightingNeighbourhood navigationCommercial sighs compete with Christmas lights
A park appeared and there was much playing!
Looks light funLL warms it upSliding hashersLSOS sticks the dismountOPP gives it a goProblem on the finish….Look for the swingersTwisty in motionMmmmm lighting up the snowUp the slide is difficult!Follow the packA tree with lightsWalkers finding time for a group shotThe selfie queen in production!Uphill both ways
Apparently, the trail ended at the regroup where tasty beverages were enjoyed.
I like peanuts and fireballThis is yummyNice sweaterThis turns me on!Are we having fun yet?I see something on your cheek!
I suspect there was some parking lot regroup action prior to the pack returning to the pub for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
The group settled into the pub to sort out seating, beer and food. It looks like a welcoming place for thirsty hashers!
Mmmm Lady Fingers tries her serious look for the camera!
The Religious Advisor for the evening appears to be Stool Stuffer. He created material to delivery to the supportive group. Choir looks like Lying Sack of Shit and Shakesbeer.
Stool Stuffer does the RA thing, with a choir of LSOS and Shakesbeer
Dastardly and PMS – looks like the new hash shit is being redistributed!
Looking like a beer makes me happy! People like beer, so they will like me!
PMS and LL …. likely racing againUltra light beer!Hot Cheeks and TwistyNot too deep
Awards – Hot Cheeks (550), OPP (100) and Lazy Cummer (100)
Not exactly sure how this all went down as I was elsewhere and missed the celebrations. After down down’s completed, we were declared “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
It looks like 8 km of fine trail were enjoyed by the runners. A mixture of urban and parkland made for a great trail. Thank Hump the Shark for setting a fine trail, and he is welcome to set more trails in the near future!
Hash Extra
Skewbic Hair unfortunately had a conflict with some sort of ski camp at Mount Norquay. I can assure you that you were having much more fun than me.
With crappy weather and other distractions, we are always pleased when someone volunteers to hare a trail. We can not thank Slippy Thong enough for setting the first trail in December 2025. As Slippy is a southern dweller, the perfect location is a deep southern neighbourhood with extensive pathways and Christmas lights.
The Kilt and Caber Ale house is the place to set the trail from. Surprisingly busy in the evening, but Slippy had made reservations for the group.
The runners arrived, found parking, and proceeded to the pub to get organized for the run.
The Kilt and Caber – just through those doors
Up the stairsCozy tablesRubbing elbows
The group was called outside to circle up. We managed to create an obstruction in front of the pub, in the waft of the cigarette smoke provided by some of pub clientele.
Something like a part of circle
LSOSTighty WhiteyDastardlyJust Karen and CamshaftWhale WankerSlippy ThongRashy BushBooty CampLazy Cummer and Hot CheeksStool StufferHump the SharkLiquor LotsMmmmm Lady FingersInsane BoltShakesbeerHot PantsNot Too DeepCocktailLSOS and On In
Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt runs the circle
The Hare, Slippy Thong, was called into the circle to describe the marks she had made for this evenings trail.
We have an HChecks and check backSome special marksThat is all we have!Here they are!
Slippy let the pack loose to find the marks of the true trail.
The Trail
Slippy was quite pleased to see the difficulty of finding the true trail. Check backs and much searching eventually revealed the first real marks. A bit of help from the hare was appreciated.
Let’s go!Hump heads the wrong waySurely, the trail must be somewhereThis was not the way….Back to the start!On trailBack alley of high densityPath by the pondProceeding with confidencePlayground spottedSwingers in actionTentative playingThis is a big one!Trails this wayStoolie with confidenceOPP with hot hands!Playground over there!Another parkSmaller scaleMore swingingDeflated Christmas decorationsLights on the trees
Follow the trail!
Another park!Snow angel spottingCareful here!Slippy recreates her spill from earlier this yearHump the Shark showing offShakesbeer emptying his pocketsMOP -or STOPSTOP – Slippy Thong’s Old Place
Eventually, we stumbled upon the marks indicating Beer Near. Like a mirage in the desert, the regroup vehicle appeared. Specialty of the evening ….. beer slushy.
Regroup foundCheck to see if frozen
There was much rejoicing as beverages were enjoyed. then back to the pub for the closing ceremonies.
The group took over the assigned tables and got down the serious business of eating and drinking.
A good signPacked in
The Down Down’s
Tighty Whitey volunteered to be Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He prepared his material and patiently waited for the beverages to appear.
Tighty Whitey is the RA
A choir was selected of the senior members of the group. Whale Wanker, On In and (mistakenly) Scoobie were nominated as choir.
A fine choir singing themselves a song
Tighty Whitey called up the hare and went through a series of accusations and offences.
Hare – Slippy ThongBest run everDown Down!
Booty Camp saves the Hash Xmas event – Renovations behind in the Stoolie/Slippy world
Botty and Hot CheeksLiquor LotsSnow AngelsOPP – another down downDastardly sporting the new Onesie- Thanks for the beer slushy
Down Down for the RA (this week) and next weeks volunteer!
Tighty Whitey declared the group “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail ended up to be close to 7 km. Fine check backs provided extra distance for those who chose to find them. A great trail by Slippy Thong.
Hash Extra
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Mr. Peeeeenut has relocated to Calgary and was eager to set trail for his new favourite hashing group. After some debate and discussion, it was settled that Moose’s Beanery & Bar Room for a start point.
Coincidentally, it was Christmas Lights time! Thus, there were extra things to enjoy and take in on this trail, and we thank Mr. Peeeeenut for setting a great trail.
Moose’s has a great room for the hash in the back of their fine establishment for hashers to gather prior to the run.
Moose’s Beanery and Bar Room
Pre run socializingBeer and food specialsThis should work!
Camshaft coaxed the group to head outside to circle up. Surprisingly good street lighting greeted us outside.
Camshaft gets the circle started
Lofty PrancerInsane BoltCocktailKing ShitShakesbeerDastardlyMmmmm Lady FingersPMSLiquor LotsBlue BallsMr. PeeeeenutOPPNot Too DeepKarate Klit
Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions prior to calling the hare into the circle.
Camshaft runs the circle
Mr. PeeeeenutMarks like thisOur favourite markOther marks of interest
Mr. Peeeeenut explained the marks and the pack was released
The Trail
Off we went looking for marks. Some sketchy busy street crossings lead us to the true trail. The pack industriously followed the marks to some level of success.
Following sidewalksCover the whole streetOPP and LL find a check backKS cautiously following PMSStairway beckonsPMS leads the wayA collection of thinkersOPP has confidenceCity View
Hashers posing for the viewpoint picture
Moon Shot
Shakesbeer celebrates a great shortcutPMS at speedTemporary trail marking
Apparently the walkers were able to enjoy the Christmas Lights.
Walkers Selfie
Plenty of lights!
Runners chose to shortcut to the regroup, where they had to be patient.
Patiently waitingThe problem being first to the regroup
Finally, access granted and all was well!
Back to the bar to prepare for the down down’s.
Warm insideFigure out your food and drinksIdle chit chatSoo many choices!
The Religious Advisor was Hump the Shark and he prepared his material for the closing ceremony.
The Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was ready and the refreshments were prepared.
Hump the Shark protecting the down down beverages
A choir of Liquor Lots and PMS was selected and they sang themselves a song!
Liquor Lots and Princess Monkey Spanker
A series of down down’s started with the hare, followed by various and sundry offences.
Best trail ever!Fantastic hare!Dastardly – late to the regroupInsane Bolt
Multiple milestones – ….69
Drink it down down
ShakesbeerKing ShitInsane BoltKarate Klit
KS displays his new look with accessories
Skewbic Hair PMSBasher – Copsucker
On the Piss
With the down down’s complete, we were declared “on the piss”.
Further chatter and socializing continued until it was time to leave.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
An interesting trail of 5 km or so was set and enjoyed. Some even got to see the Christmas Light display. A fine job by Mr. Peeeeenut setting his inaugural trail for CH3.
Apparently there is a new Bruce Springsteen movie out that has received some attention. As one of Mr. Springsteen’s signature songs is “Born to Run”, Tighty Whitey was inspired to step forward to set a Springsteen themed run from Born Brewing Company. As such, we were inspired to run from Born under a Born to Run theme.
The group arrived in the dark to the run start. Born Brewing is a modest taproom with great beers. Apparently, there was some sort of police commotion in front of the brewery to entertain us.
Born Brewing Company
Hope this is not you!
The group arrived after finding suitable parking. Some socializing prior to the run start.
Settling inPre run chat
Eventually, it was time to head outside to an adjacent parking lot to form a circle.
Circling up!Liquor Lots and her fur kidsMmmm Lady FingersStool StufferShakesbeerHardlySnevilBooty CampTwistyLazy CummerMucky Dip and Hot PantsHot Pants and Hump the SharkBlue BallsSlippy ThongTighty WhiteyDaisy DukeLL again!OPP
Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt runs the circle
The hare was called into the circle to explain the marks for tonight’s trail.
On is a “B”Checks and check backsEagle Turkey splitHill are present
The pack was released and the group spread out to find the marks for true trail.
The Trail
Off we went in all directions until the marks were found. Mostly industrial backwater.
Insane Bolt takes offSlippy Thong in the mixA critical change of directionWonderous industrial propertiesinto the residential areaSnevil sporting her hat skitSlippy and OPPSteep sidewalk with steps!City viewC-Train tracks coming upLevel crossingRock GardenFancy restaurantDaisy and OPPBorn to Run! In the cemetery…
Up the hill, following flagging then through the cemetery. This is where we cue the Born to Run music amongst the dead to rest folks.
Slippy can sense a regroup nearby
Regroup found!
After suitable refreshment, we headed back to Born Brewing Company to settle in for the down down’s
Great seatsBeer selection
After selecting suitable beers, we waited for the down down’s to start.
The Down Down’s
Camshaft has volunteered to be Religious Advisor for the evening. He prepared his program as we got ready for the performance.
Beverages readyCamshaft ready to perform
Choir – Shakesbeer and Lazy Cummer
Camshaft went through his material, honouring the hare for setting a fine trail. There were many offences and infractions to be dealt with.
Hare – Tighty WhiteyOn In – auto hashingSnevil with her Hat ShitHat Shit to Insane BoltTW and Hump the SharkSkewbic and Mmmm Lady FingersHardlyOPPLiquor LotsHot PantsHump the Shark and Insane BoltRacists
Through a diplomatic progress of threats and intimidation, we were able to identify an RA for next week. Snevil succumbed to the pressure and was rewarded with a down down. Down Down for Camshaft as well.
Camshaft and Snevil – On the Piss and next weeks RA
With the down down’s complete, we pack relaxed and continued to enjoy the fine refreshments that Born Brewing Co. had to offer.
Born Brewing is the best!
Scribed to Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of between 6 km and 9 km depending on your Eagle vs Turkey persuasion. Fine terrain with some great view points. Level C-Train crossings are always a fun time!
We have great hopes that the Canadian Football League will continue to function, and we support their endeavours. As this event is shortly after the MisManagement turnover, remembering that it a thing that we do and is a numbered run can be challenging!
We were pleased that Booty Camp and Snow Blower remembered and volunteered to hot this afternoon run. This is a special event with an afternoon run followed by a hosted feast and finally some sort of football game.
The game was in Winnipeg this year, and featured the Saskatchewan Rough Riders and the Montreal Alouettes. Absent from the roster was the local Calgary Stampeders football team. They, unfortunately, did not make it through the selection process. Hopes for next year!
The weather was surprisingly pleasant for mid November afternoon with sunny above zero temperatures and no snow. As such, setting trail and following marks were not as much of a problem that they could be at this time of year.
The group converged on the starting location and gathered inside in anticipation for the run start.
Gathering insideGetting mentally prepared for the runPre run chatting
The hostess takes stock of the home invasion
Given sufficient time to all to arrive, the group was called outside to circle up on the front lawn.
CircleLike a Grey Cup, only smallerCan You Hear Me NowBeer in the RearWhale WanterHardly and Covered in GooDastardlyBlowing Ho’sCheap -n- EasyJust Francis and Never Bit…..Slippy ThongPMSLiquor Lots and Slow ClapShakesbeerBooty CampMmmmm Lady FingersOn In and Hash Test DummyHardly and Aunty FrankRashy Bush and Stool Stuffer
Roaring Nancy with this Irish speaking supporters
Camshaft called the circle to order and we went through the announcements and introductions.
Camshaft getting ready to start the circle
The hare was called into the middle of the circle. Booty Camp made the marks and described their meaning. Snow Blower sends his regrets for not being their personally. Apparently an out of town commitment precluded his attendance in person, but he was instrumental in setting the trail.
I will make the marksSome look like this
Here are the marks. Should be easy to find trail!
Booty Camp pointed in the direction of the run start and the pack was released.
The Trail
Off into the neighbourhood to find the marks. On On was called and the runners dispersed. The walkers received instruction on which way to go and we were all off!
Waiting for the lightsTighty Whitey practices his ballet movesSkewbic Hair and Whale WankerBlowing Ho’s checking his footing
As we meandered through the leafy neighbourhood of Briar Park, we came upon our local shrine to the sport of football.
Following the leaderRunning hashers viewed crossing the bridgeDiscussing the routeThis is where football is played in Calgary. Grey Cup hosted here next year!
We chose to take a group shot of the walkers so we could remember what a great time we were having!
A strong turn out from the walkers
Over the bridge across Crowchild Trail and back to the neighbourhood.
Viewpoint toward the SWConference on the bridgeReady to walkSome day this will be a happening place
Scoobie considers a scooter trip. This has not ended well for others!
As we continued through the neighbourhood, we came upon the regroup vehicle and there was much rejoicing.
RegroupGood temperature for this time of year
Apparently, some were wearing the colours of their preferred team. Here is the evidence!
Mellon headsShakesbeer and his mini Grey CupIrish speaking dogs
The group enjoyed the regroup until it was time to head back to the run start to prepare for both the down down’s and the football game.
The Down Down’s
Inside the warmth of the inside, the group enjoyed snacks and refreshments. Much mingling and chatting in preparation for the closing ceremonies, feast and football game.
Good snacks!
Tighty Whitey and Stool Stuffer were the tag team Religious Advisors. The refreshments were prepared to our beer wench, Liquor Lots (Sicker Lots).
Poured with precisionRefreshments ready!
Stool Stuffer and Tighty Whitey ready to go
Stool Stuffer and Tighty Whitey appointed a choir of Slippy Thong, and Mmmmm Lady Fingers
Choir – sing yourselves a song
The program started with a series of down down’s honouring the hare, and other various and sundry offences. A high contingent of sexual offences were called out!
Liquor LotsHash Test Dummy and Aunty Frank – fashion and hand holdingSlow ClapBlue BallsSkewbic HairAttentive audience!New songs to test!Slippy Thong – Seattle famNever Been and CamshaftRoaring NancyCamshaft and Mmmmm Lady FingersSaskatchewan affiliationPMSSome connection to MontrealFinally the hare gets a down downI love hosting!
With all done, we gave the RA’s a down down and we on the piss.
On the piss!
Much food and yummy things were enjoyed in anticipation of the big game. Lets see how this will end up!
How we like the Grey Cup!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Apparently the runners endured something close to 7 km. The walkers trail was close to 4 km’s. A great trail for the Grey Cup Run.
We have been lucky with the weather to this point. Snow has happened in other places, including Toronto, but nothing for Calgary yet. Forecast temperature for our running day was 14 C. We all know what is coming, so be thankful for what we have today.
The run date was on the evening prior to Remembrance Day, so wearing a poppy was encouraged. We were pleased that Strap On Crampon and Hot Cheeks volunteered to set trail in the deep South East, precariously close to Fish Creek Park. Start and finish at the Light House Pub, which is Hash friendly.
Lighthouse PubInside gathering
The group arrived and waited inside for the signal to go outside to circle up. Insane Bolt made the call as the gathered in the outside parking lot that had a streetlight!
Mmmmm Lady FingersLofty PrancerTwisted SisterF4Hump the SharkBlue BallsJust KarenPyroCamshaftMr. PeeeeNutOn InDastardlyOPPMucky Dip and Hot CheeksPMS, Strap On and Lazy CummerCovered in GooSlippy ThongShakesbeerAbandoned PussySnow BlowerBooty CampSnevilInsane Bolt
Insane Bolt ran the circle. We had a good turnout of 30 hashers set to enjoy the fine trail set by our hares. The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks for the trail.
Marks like thisMore marks like thatHere they are, plus pink flagging!
The hash was released to find the true trail!
The Trail
Off from the parking lot, the pack spread out to find the marks. The starting point of the run has a significant staircase close by. Do you think we are supposed to climb all those stairs?
Off we goThe cars will stop for us?Those stairs….View from the top!
Off into the wilds of Parkland SE. Many streets, sidewalks, alleys and pathways to discover.
Back AlleysSidewalks
Thankfully there were playgrounds to play in. Some competitive sliding was observed.
Lofty vs InsaneLofty wins by a leg
Off to find more trail. The marks were found and the trail revealed itself.
Hump the SharkF4 following Daisy Duke
There was a pig themed street that caught our attention. Who knew they had such a thing in this neighbourhood.
Pigs from the northPigs going eastBig pig
Not to be outdone, there was also large animal sculptures to observe!
Bear Bear house!
We found some pathways through the forest down to Deer Run SE.
Snevil along the fenceLofty follows the packPark spottedThis could be funCareful with this type of ride!I can run through these swingersReady!Done!The queen of literacy has a momentFinds a gem and is good to go!Hump eyes up the new playgroundThis could be fun!Blurry finish
After much fun and frolic, the regroup vehicle was spotted. A great place to enjoy a refreshment and be thankful for the trail we have just enjoyed.
Regroup found!
From the regroup, it was off to the pub to get set up for down down’s.
The Down Down’s
The pack settled into the pub and ordered food and refreshments. With limited staff, patience is in order. All things come to those who have patience.
With beer on the tables, it was time to start the down down’s
Refreshments ready!
The Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening was Skewbic Hair. He diligently prepared his program and selected a choir of Mr. PeeeeNut, Hump the Shark, and an abbreviated appearance from Daisy Duke.
Choir and RAHares!Best trail everJust Karen – returning for more funLofty returnsPMSOPPInsane BoltAPAP enjoying a down downSlippy Thong – back from New OrleansSnevil happy to have the Hat Shit for another weekHump the SharkCamshaftKing ShitDastardly, On In and Pyro
With the ceremony complete, it was time to canvas for next week’s RA and finish off the down down’s.
Next weeks RA and down down RA – On The Piss!
After much rejoicing, the evening program was complete.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail was close to 6 km’s. Great weather and a fine trail were delivered by Strap On and Hot Cheeks! Thanks for making this happen!
We are thankful that that Camshaft and Mmmmm Lady Fingers stepped forward to set the first trail in November. A transitional time of the season, we have not yet settled into the deep freeze, but we are full on darkness, thanks to the time change away from Daylight Savings Time. We now enjoy sunset at 5:00 pm.
The start location was the Kampus Brewing Company close to the university. Formerly known as Kilkenny Irish Pub, it has reinvented itself as a craft brewery serving some interesting beers. The pack started arriving once they have sorted out parking in this congested location.
Run Start Location
The group arrived and got settled in to wait for the trail.
TwistyHardlyKing ShitAunty FrankHash Test DummyBooty CampSnow BlowerPMSStool StufferKarate Klit and Rashy BushBlue BallsLiquor Lots and Hot CheeksHump the SharkMmmm Lady Fingers and CamshaftOn InShakesbeerLazy CummerPyroOPPCovered in GooDastardly
There were others that did not show up on the camera roll, including Insane Bolt. There was likely a circle called to order by Insane Bolt, who went through the announcements and introductions. The hares, Camshaft and Mmmmm Lady Fingers were called into the circle to describe the marks
You can imagine what the marks looked like as the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
Off from the parking lot, the pack spread out to find true trail. Off west through Brentwood NW, close to John Laurie Blvd NW with Nose Hill beckoning. Continuing through a combination of streets, sidewalks, alleys and pathways, eventually coming around the Charleswood NW.
Check backs in abundance made the trail tough to find and follow.
Is my light too bright?Battle of the light sabersStreetlights are a good thingMight be an airplane landing lightsidewalks goodStreets goodFuzzy Hardly looking for trailTrail this waygood bright lights!AlleyCamshaft giving hintsFollowing with convictionStool Stuffer pacing himselfFast RunnersStoolie and Rashy know where they are goingShakesbeer scaring the childrenWay more fun dressed like thisKK posingHump finding trailA good sigh
Eventually the trail arrived at the regroup location where suitable refreshments were available.
Happy to find the regroupMilling about
Eventually the runners showed up and a fine time was enjoyed by all. Regroup finished, it was back to the Kampus Brewing Company to get organized for the down down’s.
The Down Downs
Back to the Kampus Brewing Company, the group got set up in a large section at the side of the pub. Plenty of space to find a seat. There were both beer and food special that made everyone happy.
Long tables
Hump the Shark was particularly pleased with the size and darkness of the beer he chose!
Happy Hump the Shark
Insane Bolt was the Religious Advisor for the evening, so he assembled facts and fiction to underpin his program.
Insane Bolt ready to startChoir of Twisted Sister and Dastardly
Camshaft and Mmmm Lady Fingers were called up and thanked for the shitty trail they had set.
First to arriveWe set great trailSo happy for us!
A number of crimes and offences were then called out by the RA.
Archives Aunty Frank and Covered in GooBashers and those returning from exotic places – Mucky and Scoobie (New Oreland), F4 (Puerto Vallarta)Shakesbeer making up for no costume for HalloweenTwistySome Irish pin Irish flavoured somethingHash Test Dummy – 600 runs!Liquor Lots Skewbic Hair volunteering for next week’s RAInsane Bolt – On The Piss
The group wrapped up with Insane Bolt declaring us to be “on the piss”. We continued to enjoy the refreshments, food and company of our fellow hashers.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
Looks like something around 8-9 kms for those that chose to find all the treacherous check backs set by Camshaft. A fine tour of the Brentwood and Charleswood neighbourhoods.
Halloween is an interesting time of year for some. It brings out some creativity for those that like to dress up! With the Monday run falling a few days before the calendar Halloween, time for a downtown run from a dive bar.
AP and PMS have been magnanimous is setting trail recently, somewhat due to their commitment to the hash, and perhaps some free time afforded them by the teacher strike.
Vern’s is a special place to host a run. Not for the mainstream, they cater to a clientele on the edge of society. A great place to host a dress up hash run! The downstairs location made the vibe even more special!
The hashers assembled in the basement dive bar and a bit of costume appraisal took place prior to the run.
KK with a weaponXXX Ray with his invisible costumeStoolie and Rashy making sparksFootball Fan HardlySnevil with an imaginary costumeDastardly with the same costume as Snevil and XXX RayLazy Cummer is his fantasy outfitCharlie Brown masquerading as Hump the SharkBooty Camp has a problem with raining menRecycle Virgin impersonating a chipmunkOne eyed monster haresNew Boot – Just KarenA slice of Insane BoltOPP with a costume inspired by her daughterSlippy Thong taking a break from the World SeriesKing Donald the TurdPaparazzi ScoobieKK and PMSLSOS ready for maintenance!
Others in costume were afraid to come into the bar, so we will find them in the circle! Some baseball game was on in the bar, but it was time to circle up outside!
Circle Up
A few additions to the group here!
Snevil and ShakesbeerStool Stuffer displaying his golden prongWhale Wanker in disguiseTwistyDaisy DukeHot Cheeks and Booty Camp
Insane Bolt ran the circle as we went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt leads the circle
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks to expect for the circle!
Monsters markingNice thick marks to follow. Thick chalk makes this happenThere are the marks!
With some explanation on the use flagging and the pack was released. Off we went to find the marks!
The Trail
A hunt for marks began. Some false trails to allow the fast runners to vent some energy, then find and follow the true trail.
And we are off!Urban sceneScoobie takes a selfieHashers navigating a street crossingC-Train stationTrain spottingBack alleySecret passageSidewalkPatiently waitingPlus 15 spottedWell litWell markedMcDougall CentreWinston Churchill checking things out!
Continuing our urban exploration, the start to angle toward the river trail system.
TrailsLost?BridgeChinese finger trap like structureCalgary landmark
Carrying on through Princess (Monkey Spanker) Island Park, we had both dark pathways and parks.
PlayingLC goes for a spinHis favourite spin and puke rideThe slide is still warm from Recycled Virgin’s anticsWhere Eau Claire used to beSlippy leading the way
There was a huge staircase out of the river valley. For those that missed the check, 167 stairs in total. Too exhausted to take any pictures, but the view was spectacular!
Skyline
Hashers taking it all in.
Someone took an art shot!
Over the bridgeEast Village – with the exercise churchHump the Shark trying to get in shape for the remainder of the run
More sites to take in . Of course a run through the Library concourse is good form.
StreetscapeLibrary entertainment
Dodging traffic, people, other distractions then off to the C-Train for a cross town rescue.
How much fun is thisRecycle Virgin is the right height for this poseReady to save the planetI think we are winning!
Finally, the regroup vehicle was spotted and there was much rejoicing.
Regroup spottedChocolates too!
Refreshments were enjoyed until it was time to head back to the bar.
Milling about – there was a show for the ones that were there!
Beer was ordered and paid for with cash only. Did not know that we had that sort of thing still around! Down down’s to follow.
Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the chosen Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He had quite a task ahead of him with the amount of material generated on trail.
RA – Hump the SharkChoir – Rashy Bush and Stool Stuffer
The hares were celebrated for setting a fine trail. Notwithstanding the large distance we had to cover. An epic trail was set and delivered.
HaresAP inspecting somethingSinging themselves a songTo the Hares!
Other offences we cited by the RA.
SnevilLSOSRecycled Virgin and APKarate KlitNew Boot – KarenStoolie and RashyBooty Camp is raining menRecycled Virgin – NZ visitorHash Shit ceremonyNew ownersPMSCameo appearance by Slow ClapHot CheeksSkewbic HairRA declares – On the piss
With the down down’s completed, we were declared “on the piss”. Apparently the baseball game was still on for those that were interested.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail ended up to be close to 10 km in length. However, a portion of this was on the C-Train. Thus, personal records were set for the speed of some of those km’s. Great views of the city and an opportunity to see parts of the city not normally experienced.
Hash Extra
Here are some photo’s of the walkers and pictures provided by others!
Who’s car is this?Feel the powerThis colourThat colourLive hare
The high level of enthusiasm for the hash continues as the weather gets colder. However, having hares step forward to set trails has been challenging lately. We are very thankful that Lazy Cummer and OPP who magnanimously volunteered to set this trail. Starting from the Trop Bar and Grill in Marda Loop, the gateway to the challenges of nearby River Park and the toney neighbourhoods with hills and trees.
Traffic issues in Marda Loop have been somewhat resolved. The construction nightmare of the past years is substantially history. Good news is that 33 Ave SW is done. Bad news is that 34 Ave SW is now under construction. The Trop is on 34 Ave.
Once we sorted out the where to park, we came into the Trop to join the major crowd that was there to watch some sort of baseball game. Nevertheless, we packed into our reserved section and got ready to relocate outside to the cold and dark to start the run.
Once inside, we had a full house to content with. Appreciated that we had tables set aside for us.
Baseball distractionMingling and chattingAnticipation of the run start
Our hashmaster, Camshaft, informed the group that it was time to go “outside” and form a circle.
Our visitor from NZ is “number 1”Daisy DukeVisitor – VSTVisitor – Recycled VirginBlue BallsTighty WhiteyPyroWhale Wanker and DastardlyLazy CummerOn InRashy BushLSOS and Stool StufferPMSSnevilHump the SharkTwistyHardlyMucky DipShakesbeerKing ShitOPPStrap On Crampon, PMS and Abandoned PussyCamshaft introducing visitors
Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions. The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had selected for the trail!
We have marksLazy Cummer and OPP have thisSo many marks…If you stand upside down, marks look like this!
Lazy Cummer pointed to the “do not enter” sign in the alley, and the pack was released.
The Trail
Down the alley we went, heading south. If we keep going this way, we will end up in the darkness of River Park.
Off down the alleyDarkSome lightsPathway to River ParkLight up the nightTop of the bluffStairs going down the hill! Uneven spacing…Sandy Beach BridgeLooking for trailNeighbourhoods ready for HalloweenRiverdale Avenue BridgePMS chooses to climb up the slideReady to slideDaisy Duke ready to spinSnevil trying on a found jacketWhere am I!Off to find the regroupThis way!Suspicious upstairs!
Through the neighbourhoods of Elbow Park until we found the regroup.
Regroup
With much milling about enjoying suitable beverages, it was decided to do “outside” down downs … at the regroup. This choice avoids problems with the baseball crowd at the pub.
The Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the religious advisor (RA). He prepared his program on the spot. He called the group to order, selected a choir of Walk Wanker and Lying Sack of Shit, and began the ceremony.
Hump the SharkChoir – Wale Wanker and LSOS
The hares were called into the circle and rewarded for a fine trail.
Hares – OPP and Lazy Cummer
We acknowledged our visitors from New Zealand and Edmonton.
Visitors – Recycled Virgin and Very Saggy Testicles (VST)
A number of crimes and offences were acknowledged.
Snevil warming upAP and Snevil lookin after each otherStrapon and PMSYes, these are beer can camouflageAP againPMS and Recycled VirginGroup down down – not sure what the crime was
With all the crimes dealt with, the group was declared on the piss by the RA.
On the piss!
Back to the bar for the continuance of the good times. Our arrival time corresponded with some event in the game where the home team went ahead! I trust our group was instrumental in the win.
MinglingBall gameSomeone is happySNevil notices that the game sponsor uses part of her name
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fine 5 km trail with many interesting features. Great job by Lazy Cummer and OPP.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
