Enthusiasm for setting trail improves as the days get longer. Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower were motivated to ensure the hash continued for another week.
The starting point was the west beltline area, 12th ave and 12th street SW at the Pig & Duke Neighbourhood Pub. Parking was a challenge, but not impossible.
The Pig & Duke Pub
The pub filled up with hashers assessing the venue and preparing for the run.
A place to gatherWaiting patientlyPreparing for the run
As the crowd arrived it was was time to head out to run the circle.
Circle forming outside
The circle formed with a reasonable turn out of hashers,
HotpantsJust Josh and OPPMmmm Lady Fingers with a new friendTwisty and CamshaftSlow ClapLiquor LotsHump the SharkHot CheeksSnow BlowerOn InBooty CampShakesbeer
Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the introductions and announcements.
Insane Bolt runs the circle
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the trail.
Booty Camp and Snow Blower showing the marksHere are the marks!
After a thorough explanation of the marks, Snow Blower pointed the direction of the trail and released the pack.
The Trail
Off we go into the construction zones nearby. Searching for marks which were found!
Travel safelyAngle parkingRestaurant actionUrban exploringNavigating the sidewalksIs this a good pathway?Urban parkWaiting for the lightsOld planetariumPathway under the bridgePathway under the LRTExpensive bridgePeace BridgeA markXXX Ray following marksMcDougall SchoolHigh risesC-Trail stationUrban parksAnother park spottedThis would be artAnd now we are back in the pubNo regroup that we knew ofSettling inWaiting patiently
In the circle, it was declared that there would be no regroup due to parking limitations. Apparently that was modified at some point, but most did not find the regroup that was hosted in an adjacent parkade. Some of us enjoyed refreshments in the warm.
The Down Down’s
We settled into seats, ordered beer and food, and waited for the down down’s to begin.
Beer pouringReady to goAll set
The Religious Advisor for the evening was Liquor Lots. She was a bit tentative initially, but she prepared a fine program to finish off the run.
Liquor Lots – RA
A choir of Hardly and Insane Bolt were called up to start the singing of songs.
Choir – Hardy and Insane Bolt
The hares were acknowledged for setting a fine trail.
Booty Camp and Snow Blower – Fine trail set by these hares
Hump the Shark – named at this barXXX Ray – Jean poolSlow ClapOPPTighty WhiteyLazy CummerMmmmmm Lady FingersHot CheeksOn InShakesbeer and CamshaftThose that found the regroupJust JoshTwistySporting her Puerto Vallarta shirtOPP for new hairOPP and Dastardly
With the down down’s winding down, the RA for next week was volunteered to be Hardly, who will also set trail. A great act of kindness!
On the piss
With the down down’s completed, we were declared “on the piss” by Liquor Lots.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail was 6 km’s through the urban landscape with many features to enjoy. Great views and immersion into the downtown scene.
For the first regular Monday night hash run of 2026, Mr. PeeeeeNut volunteered to set trail. We are thankful that we had a volunteer to kick off the greatest hash season of 2026.
Mr. PeeeeeNut chose Moose’s Beanery & Bar for the run location. This is a great place to host the hash with a large room at the back and great prices on beer and food.
Moose’s Beanery & Bar – Ready to host the hashers!
The group assembled inside and prepared for the run. Checking out the special and food deals prior to setting out on the trail.
Hashers arrivingLong tableChatter before the run
With no current Hashmasters present, Past It Master Princess Monkey Spanker called the group to circle up outside and mobilized the pack.
Circle forming in the dark
Slow ClapKing ShutHardlyStool StufferBooty Camp and Daisy DukeMr. PeeeeeNutShakesbeerLiquor LotsCan You Hear Me Now and Karate KlitBlue BallsHump the SharkSnow BlowerOPPKnight StalkerTwisty
PMS ran the circle, going through the announcements and introductions.
PMS called the hare into the circle to describe the marks that have been set for the trail.
All the marks you need to worry about are here
With a succinct description of the marks, Mr. PeeeeeNut pointed a direction and released the pack to find the marks for the true trail.
Off to find the marksLooks like a column of hashersHead to the lights!Headlights , streetlights and New Years lightsAlleysPathwaysLighting displaysFrost in the trees!Finding the waySlow Clap with her radiating jacketMore lightsAnother alleyLeftover lights to remind us that it is the dark season!The inspiration for the Blue Ring public art
Past the light show, it was time to find the regroup and enjoy either a hot chocolate or a warm beverage of choice.
A welcome sight!Daisy Duke rocking his beer themed hash shit outfit
A short walk back to the bar, the group settled in for an evening of eating, drinking and socializing.
The Down Down’s
Hardly volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He prepared his material and the beer gatherer sourced the down down beers.
Beverages ready!
Hardly started to down down’s with choir selection, singling out Can You Hear Me Now and Knight Stalker.
RA – HardlyChoir – CYHMN and Knight Stalker
Hardly then called up the hare and a number of other hashers for recognition.
Mr. PeeeeeNut – Hare
Suitable song for the hare!
Daisy DukeHump the SharkSnow Blower – sporting the hash beer costumeWhale Wanker selected for the onesie of shameTwisty and OPPSlow ClapKarate KlitOPPWater loversSome sort of song being sung for Karate KlitDastardlyHump the Shark with a heavy beverageAnticipationDone the RA work – On the Piss
Hardly wrapped up the ceremony by accepting Hump the Shark’s offer to volunteer for next weeks RA duties. The group now settled down for the balance of the evening.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A great trail through the Triwood area of around 6 km with some great views and interesting terrain. Footing was a bit icy and it was cool (-12 C). Fun rom through the streets, alleys and pathways!
Another run in the middle deep south is always a good time. Those that live in the north get to experience busy roads, traffic and weather! However, what is important is that a trail was set by Hump the Shark in parts of town that we are getting to know better.
The neighbourhood of Douglas Glen SE is not normally a destination, unless you live there. Hump the Shark has the privilege of employment in the area, as such, he has been doing some reconnoitering for the benefit of the group.
The starting location of Penny Black’s Kitchen & Bar is been used by Hump before, so let’s give it another go and see if they like our business.
With relatively warm weather, the pack arrived at Penny Black’s and settled in for their pre-run preparations and socializing.
Word was given by the Hashmaster to circle up outside, and the pack complied.
Not looking happy outside, but I am sure they are smiling insideWhale WankerHot CheeksBlue BallsCock TaleCamshaftPyroJust KarenTwistyHardlyLazy CummerInsane BoltLSOSLiquor LotsDaisy DukeStool StufferOPPHump the SharkKing ShitPMSShakesbeer and Mmmmm Lady FingersMr. PeeeeeNutDastardly
Camshaft went through the announcement and introductions, then Hump the Shark was welcome into the circle to describe the marks.
Here are the marks
There might be some flagging
With the marks, you will find all you need to find!
With the instructions complete, it was time to release the hounds to spread out and find the marks. The walkers held back so they could make their own plans.
The Trail
Out from the parking lot, through some industrial sites, 24 Street SE into Douglas Glen neighbourhood. With a few checks to keep the pack confused, the trail continued following sidewalks until it spilled out into Fish Creek Park. Into Quarry Park, some playground opportunities were enjoyed.
Electric treeSidewalksPathwaysMaking tracksOPP leading the wayLight sightingNeighbourhood navigationCommercial sighs compete with Christmas lights
A park appeared and there was much playing!
Looks light funLL warms it upSliding hashersLSOS sticks the dismountOPP gives it a goProblem on the finish….Look for the swingersTwisty in motionMmmmm lighting up the snowUp the slide is difficult!Follow the packA tree with lightsWalkers finding time for a group shotThe selfie queen in production!Uphill both ways
Apparently, the trail ended at the regroup where tasty beverages were enjoyed.
I like peanuts and fireballThis is yummyNice sweaterThis turns me on!Are we having fun yet?I see something on your cheek!
I suspect there was some parking lot regroup action prior to the pack returning to the pub for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
The group settled into the pub to sort out seating, beer and food. It looks like a welcoming place for thirsty hashers!
Mmmm Lady Fingers tries her serious look for the camera!
The Religious Advisor for the evening appears to be Stool Stuffer. He created material to delivery to the supportive group. Choir looks like Lying Sack of Shit and Shakesbeer.
Stool Stuffer does the RA thing, with a choir of LSOS and Shakesbeer
Dastardly and PMS – looks like the new hash shit is being redistributed!
Looking like a beer makes me happy! People like beer, so they will like me!
PMS and LL …. likely racing againUltra light beer!Hot Cheeks and TwistyNot too deep
Awards – Hot Cheeks (550), OPP (100) and Lazy Cummer (100)
Not exactly sure how this all went down as I was elsewhere and missed the celebrations. After down down’s completed, we were declared “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
It looks like 8 km of fine trail were enjoyed by the runners. A mixture of urban and parkland made for a great trail. Thank Hump the Shark for setting a fine trail, and he is welcome to set more trails in the near future!
Hash Extra
Skewbic Hair unfortunately had a conflict with some sort of ski camp at Mount Norquay. I can assure you that you were having much more fun than me.
With crappy weather and other distractions, we are always pleased when someone volunteers to hare a trail. We can not thank Slippy Thong enough for setting the first trail in December 2025. As Slippy is a southern dweller, the perfect location is a deep southern neighbourhood with extensive pathways and Christmas lights.
The Kilt and Caber Ale house is the place to set the trail from. Surprisingly busy in the evening, but Slippy had made reservations for the group.
The runners arrived, found parking, and proceeded to the pub to get organized for the run.
The Kilt and Caber – just through those doors
Up the stairsCozy tablesRubbing elbows
The group was called outside to circle up. We managed to create an obstruction in front of the pub, in the waft of the cigarette smoke provided by some of pub clientele.
Something like a part of circle
LSOSTighty WhiteyDastardlyJust Karen and CamshaftWhale WankerSlippy ThongRashy BushBooty CampLazy Cummer and Hot CheeksStool StufferHump the SharkLiquor LotsMmmmm Lady FingersInsane BoltShakesbeerHot PantsNot Too DeepCocktailLSOS and On In
Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt runs the circle
The Hare, Slippy Thong, was called into the circle to describe the marks she had made for this evenings trail.
We have an HChecks and check backSome special marksThat is all we have!Here they are!
Slippy let the pack loose to find the marks of the true trail.
The Trail
Slippy was quite pleased to see the difficulty of finding the true trail. Check backs and much searching eventually revealed the first real marks. A bit of help from the hare was appreciated.
Let’s go!Hump heads the wrong waySurely, the trail must be somewhereThis was not the way….Back to the start!On trailBack alley of high densityPath by the pondProceeding with confidencePlayground spottedSwingers in actionTentative playingThis is a big one!Trails this wayStoolie with confidenceOPP with hot hands!Playground over there!Another parkSmaller scaleMore swingingDeflated Christmas decorationsLights on the trees
Follow the trail!
Another park!Snow angel spottingCareful here!Slippy recreates her spill from earlier this yearHump the Shark showing offShakesbeer emptying his pocketsMOP -or STOPSTOP – Slippy Thong’s Old Place
Eventually, we stumbled upon the marks indicating Beer Near. Like a mirage in the desert, the regroup vehicle appeared. Specialty of the evening ….. beer slushy.
Regroup foundCheck to see if frozen
There was much rejoicing as beverages were enjoyed. then back to the pub for the closing ceremonies.
The group took over the assigned tables and got down the serious business of eating and drinking.
A good signPacked in
The Down Down’s
Tighty Whitey volunteered to be Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He prepared his material and patiently waited for the beverages to appear.
Tighty Whitey is the RA
A choir was selected of the senior members of the group. Whale Wanker, On In and (mistakenly) Scoobie were nominated as choir.
A fine choir singing themselves a song
Tighty Whitey called up the hare and went through a series of accusations and offences.
Hare – Slippy ThongBest run everDown Down!
Booty Camp saves the Hash Xmas event – Renovations behind in the Stoolie/Slippy world
Botty and Hot CheeksLiquor LotsSnow AngelsOPP – another down downDastardly sporting the new Onesie- Thanks for the beer slushy
Down Down for the RA (this week) and next weeks volunteer!
Tighty Whitey declared the group “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail ended up to be close to 7 km. Fine check backs provided extra distance for those who chose to find them. A great trail by Slippy Thong.
Hash Extra
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Apparently there is a new Bruce Springsteen movie out that has received some attention. As one of Mr. Springsteen’s signature songs is “Born to Run”, Tighty Whitey was inspired to step forward to set a Springsteen themed run from Born Brewing Company. As such, we were inspired to run from Born under a Born to Run theme.
The group arrived in the dark to the run start. Born Brewing is a modest taproom with great beers. Apparently, there was some sort of police commotion in front of the brewery to entertain us.
Born Brewing Company
Hope this is not you!
The group arrived after finding suitable parking. Some socializing prior to the run start.
Settling inPre run chat
Eventually, it was time to head outside to an adjacent parking lot to form a circle.
Circling up!Liquor Lots and her fur kidsMmmm Lady FingersStool StufferShakesbeerHardlySnevilBooty CampTwistyLazy CummerMucky Dip and Hot PantsHot Pants and Hump the SharkBlue BallsSlippy ThongTighty WhiteyDaisy DukeLL again!OPP
Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt runs the circle
The hare was called into the circle to explain the marks for tonight’s trail.
On is a “B”Checks and check backsEagle Turkey splitHill are present
The pack was released and the group spread out to find the marks for true trail.
The Trail
Off we went in all directions until the marks were found. Mostly industrial backwater.
Insane Bolt takes offSlippy Thong in the mixA critical change of directionWonderous industrial propertiesinto the residential areaSnevil sporting her hat skitSlippy and OPPSteep sidewalk with steps!City viewC-Train tracks coming upLevel crossingRock GardenFancy restaurantDaisy and OPPBorn to Run! In the cemetery…
Up the hill, following flagging then through the cemetery. This is where we cue the Born to Run music amongst the dead to rest folks.
Slippy can sense a regroup nearby
Regroup found!
After suitable refreshment, we headed back to Born Brewing Company to settle in for the down down’s
Great seatsBeer selection
After selecting suitable beers, we waited for the down down’s to start.
The Down Down’s
Camshaft has volunteered to be Religious Advisor for the evening. He prepared his program as we got ready for the performance.
Beverages readyCamshaft ready to perform
Choir – Shakesbeer and Lazy Cummer
Camshaft went through his material, honouring the hare for setting a fine trail. There were many offences and infractions to be dealt with.
Hare – Tighty WhiteyOn In – auto hashingSnevil with her Hat ShitHat Shit to Insane BoltTW and Hump the SharkSkewbic and Mmmm Lady FingersHardlyOPPLiquor LotsHot PantsHump the Shark and Insane BoltRacists
Through a diplomatic progress of threats and intimidation, we were able to identify an RA for next week. Snevil succumbed to the pressure and was rewarded with a down down. Down Down for Camshaft as well.
Camshaft and Snevil – On the Piss and next weeks RA
With the down down’s complete, we pack relaxed and continued to enjoy the fine refreshments that Born Brewing Co. had to offer.
Born Brewing is the best!
Scribed to Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of between 6 km and 9 km depending on your Eagle vs Turkey persuasion. Fine terrain with some great view points. Level C-Train crossings are always a fun time!
The high level of enthusiasm for the hash continues as the weather gets colder. However, having hares step forward to set trails has been challenging lately. We are very thankful that Lazy Cummer and OPP who magnanimously volunteered to set this trail. Starting from the Trop Bar and Grill in Marda Loop, the gateway to the challenges of nearby River Park and the toney neighbourhoods with hills and trees.
Traffic issues in Marda Loop have been somewhat resolved. The construction nightmare of the past years is substantially history. Good news is that 33 Ave SW is done. Bad news is that 34 Ave SW is now under construction. The Trop is on 34 Ave.
Once we sorted out the where to park, we came into the Trop to join the major crowd that was there to watch some sort of baseball game. Nevertheless, we packed into our reserved section and got ready to relocate outside to the cold and dark to start the run.
Once inside, we had a full house to content with. Appreciated that we had tables set aside for us.
Baseball distractionMingling and chattingAnticipation of the run start
Our hashmaster, Camshaft, informed the group that it was time to go “outside” and form a circle.
Our visitor from NZ is “number 1”Daisy DukeVisitor – VSTVisitor – Recycled VirginBlue BallsTighty WhiteyPyroWhale Wanker and DastardlyLazy CummerOn InRashy BushLSOS and Stool StufferPMSSnevilHump the SharkTwistyHardlyMucky DipShakesbeerKing ShitOPPStrap On Crampon, PMS and Abandoned PussyCamshaft introducing visitors
Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions. The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had selected for the trail!
We have marksLazy Cummer and OPP have thisSo many marks…If you stand upside down, marks look like this!
Lazy Cummer pointed to the “do not enter” sign in the alley, and the pack was released.
The Trail
Down the alley we went, heading south. If we keep going this way, we will end up in the darkness of River Park.
Off down the alleyDarkSome lightsPathway to River ParkLight up the nightTop of the bluffStairs going down the hill! Uneven spacing…Sandy Beach BridgeLooking for trailNeighbourhoods ready for HalloweenRiverdale Avenue BridgePMS chooses to climb up the slideReady to slideDaisy Duke ready to spinSnevil trying on a found jacketWhere am I!Off to find the regroupThis way!Suspicious upstairs!
Through the neighbourhoods of Elbow Park until we found the regroup.
Regroup
With much milling about enjoying suitable beverages, it was decided to do “outside” down downs … at the regroup. This choice avoids problems with the baseball crowd at the pub.
The Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the religious advisor (RA). He prepared his program on the spot. He called the group to order, selected a choir of Walk Wanker and Lying Sack of Shit, and began the ceremony.
Hump the SharkChoir – Wale Wanker and LSOS
The hares were called into the circle and rewarded for a fine trail.
Hares – OPP and Lazy Cummer
We acknowledged our visitors from New Zealand and Edmonton.
Visitors – Recycled Virgin and Very Saggy Testicles (VST)
A number of crimes and offences were acknowledged.
Snevil warming upAP and Snevil lookin after each otherStrapon and PMSYes, these are beer can camouflageAP againPMS and Recycled VirginGroup down down – not sure what the crime was
With all the crimes dealt with, the group was declared on the piss by the RA.
On the piss!
Back to the bar for the continuance of the good times. Our arrival time corresponded with some event in the game where the home team went ahead! I trust our group was instrumental in the win.
MinglingBall gameSomeone is happySNevil notices that the game sponsor uses part of her name
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fine 5 km trail with many interesting features. Great job by Lazy Cummer and OPP.
The Thanksgiving Holiday is a significant milestone in the calendar. Lots of turkey and family stuff going on. Setting a Thanksgiving Hash Run is getting more difficult as the group gets smaller, and those willing to host are scarce.
For this year, we decided for make the Thanksgiving Run a regular evening run and found two enthusiastic teachers with time to set trail.
Abandoned Pussy and Princess Monkey Spanker volunteered to set trail from Local 403 Eatery and Pub off Canyon Meadows Drive SE. This location is very close to Fish Creek, a harbinger of things to come!
The group arrived in the twilight as darkness for the run is now a thing. We started inside and waited patiently for the group to fill out.
We headed outside to circle up in the diminishing daylight. Needed to get the circle done and out on the trail as darkness will be a challenge for the Fish Creek experience that the hares had in store for us.
Insane Bolt was the Hashmaster of the day. He quickly went through the announcements and introductions prior to calling for the hares.
Insane Bolt runs the circle
The hares described the marks they had planned for the trail!
MarksLike theseAnd theseChecks and check backsAll good and ready to go!
The pack was released to find the marks of the true trail.
The Trail
Off from the parking lot, we headed toward Fish Creek Park to see if we were on trail. A cunning false trail was awaiting the fast hashers. Eventually, the true trail was discovered and the park was afoot!
Off we goFish Creek?Perhaps notMarks this way!Blurry RashyShakesbeerEvidence of a markParade of lights!
Off to the dark trails of Fish Creek. Some interesting things were seen, including a wet beaver and a marked tree.
Wet BeaverIn the darkWhile trail settingBeaver swim timeArt ShotSharp teeth at workNot much light
Through the dark pathways, we finally emerged out of the valley and into the neighbourhood!
LC has a bright onePMS following the lights
Eventually, we stumbled upon the regroup after taking the pedestrian C-Train bridge over Macleod Trail.
New regroup vehicleYummy beverages!
A bit of mingling in the dark while enjoying the beverages from the regroup car.
PMS figuring things out. Was it really that long and hard?
After a discussion, it was decided to do abbreviated outside down down’s with Hardly as the Religious Advisor (RA).
The Down Down’s
Hardly made up material and we agreed that the choir would be the group! Let’s get this done so we can go inside for more beer!
Hardly – RA
The hares were acknowledged followed by other accusations. A rant of stories, truth and lies.
HaresShitty Trail?Insane Bolt – Suspect it was a racistBright light bunchShakesbeerStoolie, Rashy and Insane BoltAP for somethingKing ShitOn InMucky Dip – Not getting lost
After all the stories were delivered, Hardly declared the group “on the piss”.
On the piss
The group retired to the Local 403 for more refreshments and food. A fine trail was enjoyed by all.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail was somewhere around 6 km through the darkness of Fish Creek! An enjoyable hashing experience was had by all.
As the summer is now done, finding hares for the fall is equally as challenging. With the current mismanagement counting the remaining number of runs they are responsible for setting, Insane Bolt, our illustrious Hashmaster, felt compelled to volunteer to set trail.
Significant in hash numerology, the run was set for September 22 and coincidentally was Run 2422 . You would think that all would have double 22’s present! Sadly, this numbers fact was not adequately communicated to the pack yet 4 intrepid hashers were decked out in their 22 finery.
He selected a new venue in Bowness NW, Brewsmith Brewing Company, as the run start location. With this start point, we had ample new terrain to explore.
A new brew pub in Bowness
The group starting arriving and got set up in the pub prior to the run start. Some of us who were fashionably late, missed this part of the warm up to the run. Nevertheless, we joined the pack as they were relocating to the designated circle up location.
Off the find the circle u p location
PMS identified the centre of the circle, and the pack figured it our from there.
Jell-O shots prior to the circle betting started
A reasonable turnout of 23 hashers in remarkable warm weather was a good sign. Unfortunately, the length of the day is getting shorter. Start in the light, finish in the dark. Headlights are something we need to remember to bring! With the Jell-O shorts completed, it was time to get organized.
Booty CampSnevilLiquor LotsLazy CummerShakesbeerInsane BoltKing ShitPyroInsane BoltPull my Woody and Sticky Lips (and Sacha)XXX RayMucky DipOn InLying Sack of ShitStool Stuffer Snow BlowerTwistyHardly
PMS went through the introductions and announcements. Special run for both Mucky Dip and Hump the Shark. Regular visitors from BC, Pull My Woody and Sticky Lips.
Pinky saluteNobody is paying attention
Eventually, it was time to bring the hares into the circle to describe the marks for tonight’s trail.
We have marksPyro has the big chalkStandard marksThis plus flaggingSmall chalk with Insane Bolt
The marks described, the pack was released to find the marks of the true trail.
The Trail
With the daylight diminishing, the pack headed out along the wide sidewalks of Bowness Road NW.
Pyro points out the wayPack is releasedUrban sidewalk startOff and runningLooking for TrailPMS running steadyLazy Cummer makes a signalIt might be this way?How hard can this be?Big street. Cross it?Shakes beer on the huntLooks like a checkNo place like GnomeGarden party locationGetting darkerLooks like uphill!Can you read the logo?Snevil in the forest. Getting darkerUphillDirt uphillScoobie takes a picture of Canada Olympic ParkScoobie’s picture
After much up and down through the forest trail, we came upon a new neighbourhood with a park! Let the play time begin.
SwingerSliderGravity will deliver meSafely DownSynchronized swingingSnevil has a lookReadyDoneHump the Shark has a plan for this applianceShakesbeer goes upside down!
From the park, it was a series of pathways which lead down toward Canada Olympic Park, including some sunset viewpoints.
Bye Bye sunGoat trailBreaking trail
Up to the top of the hill, we had to navigate through the commercial businesses leading to the true trail.
H with some grafittiPMS lostWhere are the marks!Trail through the bollards
Down the hill and through the streets looking for marks. We knew that we had to get over the tracks to make it back to the pub. This provided a great opportunity for train spotting!
Front of train this wayContainers galoreShipping in action!Many carsSnevil thinkingPatiently waiting for the train to cross
Eventually, the train passes and we looked for marks. We found out that Insane Bolt set this portion of the trail and had many check backs in close proximity to the regroup. False trails near the end are demoralizing.
Finally, the regroup vehicle was spotted and we could celebrate the finish of a fine run.
Regroup is here!OPP and Mucky DipInsane BoltHump the SharkLSOSKing ShitStool StufferShakesbeerXXX RayDastardly
With the regroup done, it was back to the pub to do the down down’s inside.
Getting set up in the pub
The group figured out the beer and food options and awaited for the down down’s to begin.
The Down Down’s
Hump the Shark has finally figured out how to get a volunteer to be the Religious Advisor. In the previous week, he had offered up a “free beer” for a volunteer for next week. Foolishly, Skewbic Hair succumbed to the offer last week and was reminded that he was RA for this week.
With work to do, Skewbic Hair handed off his paparazzi duties to Shakesbeer and got busy with putting together a program.
Skewbic Hair soliciting stories from the pack
Do not let the truth get in the way a good story. A number of offences and crimes were invented and the program was ready. A choir of Sticky Lips and OPP were volunteered and we were ready to go!
Singing the choir a songDown down for the choirHaresFine TrailSnevil upSnevil downRambunctious walkersSwingersDown DownDone!Hardly and XXX Ray – Technology on trailMucky DipKS and Mucky669 Runs!Pull My WoodyLSOS with a hash shitInsane gets a hash shitHump the Shark – 350 runsDown 1Down 2!Various offencesDown Down the RA“On the Piss”
With all the down down’s completed, the pack was declared “on the piss”.
A fine evening with a great trail from a new venue that appears to be Hash friendly!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
The Trail
A fine effort of something like 8 – 9 kms. New terrain with new challenges. Thanks to Pyro and Insane Bolt for making this happen.
September is a month of transition. Weather can be anything and darkness now begins to intrude on the hash runs. The length of the day is decreasing at an alarming rate. As such, end of run in twilight and down down’s in the dark. Time to dig out the headlights!
Snevil volunteered to set trail starting from Stanly Park, west parking lot. Mature neighbourhoods, steep slopes, Elbow River and some great views were all part of the experience.
The group converged on the west parking lot and a good turn out of 30+ people were present. Something like a circle started to form as every got organized for the Hash Mattress to call the group to order.
Pack assemblingHardlyF4Rashy BushStool StufferMenage-a-TroisTwistyHot CheeksSlippy Thong and Mmmmm Lady FingersCamshaftXXX RaySnow BlowerKingshit and Liquor LotsShakesbeerComes and GoesPittsburg Visitor – Drag QueenOn InRoaring NancyLying Sack of ShitDastardlyBooty CampLazy CummerSnevilHump the SharkStrap On Crampon and Huggy BearInsane BoltPyro
PMS attempted to get the circle together and went through the formalities of announcements and introductions.
PMS runs the circle
The hare, Snevil, was called into the circle to describe the marks.
Snevil in the circle
Listen to my instructionsMarks and flagging
Snevil declared that the pack was released to find the marks she had cleverly left on only vertical surfaces.
The Trail
From the parking lot, the trail drifted by the swimming pool and the tennis courts only to squeeze down into a steep dense forest trail.
Follow the packKS going uphillMucky Dip charging aheadStoolie following F4ProcessionAlleysInspectionRoadworkSunset and hill topBring your own musterDownhill HardlyRideau BridgeElbow RiverWest side of Elbow RiverParksFieldsHare encouraging us to keep goingUphillHistory LessonRiverdale footbridgeRiverdale alleySandy BeachBritannia Viewpoint
Parks are fun!Bug looking for customersLook what I foundIt is big and green!RegroupFuzzy crowdLate regroup arrivals!
From the regroup, we headed back to the picnic area for down down’s. The group assembled their chairs and things in anticipation of the forthcoming ceremonies.
Getting ready for down down’sA good line upGetting dark!OPP – late arriverPMS signaling
The Down Down’s
Insane Bolt was appointed Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. The group decided that the last one to arrive gets the privilege of RA duties. A win-win situation.
Insane and helpers organized the down down beverages.
This is a very important task!
Insane Bolt burst into action. A choir was appointed and the program gegan.
Insane Bolt – RaHot Cheeks and Booty Camp – Choir
Insane Bolt went through his list of crimes and acknowledgements. Much to celebrate for such a fine run.
Hare – SnevilWe ran no evil!Archive – Comes and GoesVisitor – Drag Queen from PittsburgAuto hashingPMS PMS hands over hash shit to XXX RayKing ShitLiquor LotsSlower groupHump the SharkOPP – Hash Shit receiverDastardly – Fine RegroupOn the PIss – RA declares
With all crimes and punishments delivered, we were declared “on the piss” by Insane Bolt. The group packed up in the darkness and dispersed,.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
It looks like 7 to 8 km’s of fine running. Even the twilight could not temper the pack enjoyed. Fine trail by Snevil.
Hash Extra
Apparently, some pictures were taken from the walkers trail. Looks like they had a great time as well!
Labour Day signals the end of summer. No more wearing white. It is also a big football day in Canada with Edmonton and Calgary teams inconveniently playing in the afternoon.
Booty Camp and Snow Blower have a great place for afternoon runs. With a great location and a fine backyard, no better place to start and finish trail on a hot summer afternoon.
The group found street parking and gathered in the backyard.
HardlyTwistySnevilLying Sack of ShitBooty CampSnow BlowerHump the SharkLazy CummerBlue BallsCan You Hear Me NowKnight StalkerAuntie FrankHash Test DummyPMSBa Ba BeerPyroHot CheeksAbandoned PussyCan CrusherDastardlyXXX Ray
Time to run, so PMS called the circle to order and went through the program of announcements and introductions. Booty Camp and Snow Blower went through the marks. The pack was released to find true trail.
The Trail
Off into the Capitol Hill neighbourhood to find the marks. Looks like the trail ran through Confederation Park and meandered through the streets and alleys.
Playground action was enjoyed. Hashers were scaring off the small children from the vicinity.
Wait for your turnTwisty tries big circle swingHardly and LSOS checking things outKnight Stalker practicing stationary yogaHot Cheeks considering a career in pole dancingAP provides assistanceCan Crusher on the barCYHMN and Crash Test Dummy plotting somethingThere is a hash song based on this tree featureProgressing the trailA quick paceSmall library inspectionTeetering and totteringHump the SharkPMS in strideLazy CummerSnevilOut of the shadowsPMS displays two digitsInside viewPathway policeSkewbic Hair approvedLooks like a circlePrecautionary presence
Eventually, the regroup was discovered and a refreshment was enjoyed by the group.
Beverages goodA fine run
After the regroup was completed, the pack migrated back to the Booty Blower Bodega backyard (B4) for down down’s.
The Down Down’s
The pack assembled in the back yard, getting ready for the entertaining program that was about to be delivered.
Preparation for the down down’s
Abandoned Pussy was the Religious Advisor and likely a group choir.
AP and SnevilBlue BallsPMS and LSOSHot CheeksLSOSBa Ba Beer and Can CrusherKnight Stalker , PMS and Lazy CummerTopography assessmentHaresYounger hashersKnight Stalker, PMS, and Lazy CummerHot CheeksLooks like someone has the onesie of shameOooops – Hope nobody sees thisNo down down for Hump the Shark
Once the down down’s were over, there may have been some distractions in the neighbourhood with the football game shenanigans.
Noisy distraction
All done, the group was declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Looks like a solid 6 km’s according to this summary on Strava.
Hash Extra
Apparently, they have this football thing on Labour Day in which the enemies from Edmonton come to visit the champions from Calgary. The Game ended as it should with the home team defeating the Edmonton squad.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
