Booty Camp and Snow Blower volunteered to set trail. The starting point was in Confederation Park, in the parking lot close to the public tennis courts. Fine weather was all around us, and the group assembled in the park.
Apparently PMS was monitoring the passage of time and started the circle early to enable the run to start early. Even though we say the run start is 7:00pm, we know that it really means 7:10pm to accommodate those that are held up by the crushing traffic.
As such, some of us missed the announcements and other formalities, but did manage to be included in the introductions.
The hashers formed a reasonable circle and the program was started.
Slow ClapHardlyTwistyPyroLiquor LotsLying Sack of ShitTighty WhiteyBooty CampSnow BlowerSnevilOn InDastardlyMucky DipShakesbeerLazy CummerFog Horny and Comes and GoesBlue BallsHump the SharkKarate Klit
PMS called the hares into the circle to describe the marks that had been set for the trail.
Hares making marksThese are the marks
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
Off to find the marksNothing hereWe have a directionNice pathwayNeed any golf balls?Charging aheadHardly and Hump the SharkPMS and Lazy CummerNavigating the gatesSuburban landscapePMS contemplates the slide That was great!SwingersLiquor Lots masters the barMore trailThe end is near
We ended up back at the start and got set up for outdoor down down’s.
The stragglers made it back eventually and we prepared for the down down’s.
Yes we are DFL
The Down Down’s
Skewbic Hair was volunteered to be Religious Advisor. He prepared the program as the beverages were organized for consumption.
Beverages ready
The choir was selected and the ceremonies commenced.
RA and ChoirHaresChoir figuring it outMucky DipPMS for some relevant crimeBall skillsPMS and MuckyLazy CummerKarate KlitSnevilPyroTighty WhiteyHash Shit eventTransfer to Hump the SharkMilestone – 1350 for Blue BallsAnticsSomething she saidScoobie has it all under controlHardly and TwistyShakesbeerLL and KC share a momentOn In and LL enjoy the last beverages
Scoobie wraps it up by having a down down for his RA duties, and declaring the group “on the piss”.
On the piss
The group mingled around and enjoyed the fine warm evening, before packing it in for the evening.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of around 6 km was enjoyed by the pack. Thanks to Booty Camp and Snow Blower for setting a fine trail.
It is always an adventure when Liquor Lots and OPP volunteer to set trail. They chose Edworthy Park, south of the Bow River for the start point. This site provides access to much interesting terrain along the banks of the Bow River.
The Douglas Fir Trail is close by as well as the rugged slopes, train tracks, river, neighbourhoods and pathways nearby.
The steep access road was entertaining. Parking was at a premium at the bottom of the hill. Some hashers chose to cycle to the start. It was a busy place.
The pack arrived and congregated at a spot to enjoy yummy popsicles. It took some time for the group to show up on this hot day. We mingled around prior to be called over to where the circle would form.
Mingling around with popsicles!Sticky LipsPull My WoodieLiquor LotsGolden Showers – Toronto VisitorHot CheeksKing ShitHump the SharkTighty WhiteyVisitor – Prodigal DaughterPMSPyroDastardlyHardlyMucky DipLazy CummerF4CamshaftMmmmm Lady FingersBlue BallsJust 10 BeaverSlippy ThongInsane BoltMenage-a-TroisShakesbeer
Eventually, we were called to make a proper circle in a quiet location near be base of the beckoning trails. Liquor Lots got Insane Bolt to get things going.
CircleInsane Bolt – co Hashmaster
Insane Bolt went through the announcements, visitors, and introductions. We had visitors for Toronto and Nigeria!
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had used for the trail.
HaresRemembering the marksHere are some!The marks you need to know
The pack was released and headed off in many directions to try and find the true trail.
The Trail
There were many false trail found in the early stages. The hares had set some cheeky check backs up the hills, to be found by our speedy and intrepid hashers.
Off to find he uphill false trail!
You needed good vision to make out this check back buried in the dense brush, but it was significant.
Check back – three dots of flour
Eventually, the pack landed on the trail that got them pointed in the right direction. The Douglas Fir trail was waiting!
Pathway to the EastDouglas Fir Trail
A challenging route with significant climbing and an abundance of mud and obstacles.
Trail with a logJust 10 chasing Hump the SharkNo stair master needed hereAll up UphillBridgesStairsViewpointLove these stairsPark to the neighbourhoodAll is wellReturning from the check backTrail goes this wayHome improvementsInsane Bolt chasing the powerline polesWet T-shirt opportunityFollow the arrowVisitor not lostMulti lane trailAll this!ViewpointSelfieSlippy leading the packWe found a riverNo trespassing – railway property
Eventually, the path returned back to the parking lot. We selected a picnic spot to set up the circle for outdoor down down’s. A fine warm evening activity.
The Down Down’s
With a cooler of refreshments and a suitable picnic spot, the group settled down into a circle to enjoy their refreshments.
Insane Bolt assembled his material as Religious Advisor and picked a choir of Sticky Lips and Dastardly.
Beverages readyRA- Insane BoltChoir – Dastardly and Sticky LipsHaresSo much funTrain whistleMucky DipHot Pants and Slippy ThongGolden ShowersPyro and MenageProdigal DaughterHump the SharkCamshaft – 350 run milestoneMmmmm Lady FingersInsane BoltPMS – hot cheeksAll hot cheeks drinkTrespassersNothing to see hereOn the piss
With all the down down’s completed, it was time to declare the group “on the piss”. The pack hung around in the nice weathers and continued to socialize until dark.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of 6 km’s or so was enjoyed by the group. The Douglas Fir Trail did not disappoint. Great trail and a fun time!
Hash Extra
Plenty of pictures taken. Here are a few more for your viewing pleasure.
Slow Clap and Karate Klit stepped up to set trail out of Griffith Wood Park in the SW community of Discovery Ridge. With an extensive trail system and proximity to wilderness, chances of a critter sighting were good.
Beaver, Moose, Cougar all live nearby! We were forewarned that there may be some shiggy and dry shoes were recommended.
Griffith Woods Park
The pack assembled in the Eastern parking lot in the and prepared for an epic trail.
The pack assemblingStrap On CramponHump the SharkInsane BoltKing ShitTighty WhiteyGomer PylesSlow ClapKarate KlitLazy CummerBeer in the RearHot QuickyJust ColinRashy BushStool StufferMucky DipHardlyTwistyF4Hot PantsPyroVeggie WankerDastardlyPMSBooty Camp and Snow BlowerLiquor LotsSlow Clap againSlippy ThongShakesbeerOPP
Insane Bolt ran the circle. The pack listened intently as Insane went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt leads the circle
The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks for this evening’s trail.
I have big chalk and know how to use itLet me show youKK explainsHere is what we have. Bird watching opportunities
The hares pointed the direction for the start of the run. The pack was released.
We are offThe trail beckonsDisregard these signsTrail this wayFollow the SharkNot sure about this oneKing Shit leaps over logsBeer in the Rear expertly jumps over the obstaclesTake the logShoes stay dry!Beavers near byDefinitely this wayRashy catching StoolieOn trailAbsolutely no chance of falling in?Dry shoes!Hot Quicky chasing Snow BlowerCatching up to Slippy ThongClimbingRestingOff to higher groundLine of hashersViewpointZen GardenMeditation?What else could we do here?High traversePlaygroundDownhillGreat suspension
Eventually, the trail ended at the starting parking lot. A fine selection of suitable beverages was on offer.
The pack got their chairs and refreshments together and prepared for the outside down down’s.
The Down Down’s
Strap On Crampon volunteered to the the Religious Advisor. She assembled her material and conferred with others to come out with a program.
Notes for the down down’s.
Insane Bolt and Dastardly prepared the refreshments as we got ready for the down down’s.
Tragedy stuck as a moment of inattention created a spilled beer. So sad to see this type of problem prior to the down down’s. OPP was sad but was able to find a suitable replacement. To add insult to injury, Scoobie managed to spill additional beer while getting a picture of the crime.
InjuryInsult
Enough distraction, the down down’s were called to order. A choir of Booty Camp and Skewbic Hair were selected. They sang themselves a song and handed off the photographer duties to Mucky Dip.
How would you like my finger in your beer?
The hares were called up and thanked for their outstanding trail.
We are the greatest!Down Down for the haresRashy milestoneInsane Bolt for round disk crimesHardly – the cup matches the shirtHash Shit transferUnhappy with hash shitDown Down goodShort custody – off to PMS for parking skillsHappy Hot Quicky, not so happy PMSLazy Cummer was called out….King Shit and Rashy BushOPP – Alcohol abuseShakesbeer – Shoe dryingMucky Dip and Just Colin – Moose Sighting
Apparently, on trail, the walkers were being stalked by a large animal. No interest in the hashers by the moose. Mucky Dip took the picture!
We might die here?No interest…..
Apparently, Skewbic Hair made the mistake of touching the Hat Shit. The group was aghast at this oversite, and Scoobie paid the price. He even chose to drink out of the hat…. Much cleaner now!
HmmmmLooks like it would hold beerIf it fits, wear it!Yummy!
With all the material delivered, it was time to thank our RA for a fine job of conducting the down down ceremony. With a quick down down, we were declared “on the piss”.
A fine job of being Religious Advisor – Strap On Crampon
Will done in the parking lot, there was some discussion of a “follow on” at the Wild Rose Brewery! A fine evening was had by one and all.
Closing time at Wild Rose Brewery!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail was somewhere between 5 and 7 km’s depending on how much short cutting or false trails were enjoyed! Great trail!
Hash Extra
Lots of pictures were taken on trail. Here are a few more that were shared by the keen photographers.
With all the planning and fanfare around the recent Run 2400 weekend, it was challenging to find a hare so set the regular Monday. Thankfully, Hot Quicky agreed to set trail in the SW community of Somerset. This community is rich with neighbourhood trails and parks! So many playgrounds to keep the pack entertained.
We began our run from a neighbourhood. With the modern neighbourhood design, this implies one sidewalk and limited street parking. Nevertheless, the group was able to find all the available parking they needed, and set themselves up in the back yard in preparation for the run.
Getting ready for the Run
PMS called the circle to order and we went through the formalities of announcements and introductions.
Slippy ThongTwistyDaisy DukeHardlyBlue BallsStool StufferRashy BushHump the SharkShakesbeerOn InCamshaftHot CheeksLiquor LotsBeer in the RearNew Boot – ColinKing ShitSlow ClapBooty CampHot QuickyMmmmm Lady Fingers
PMS called the hare into the circle to tell us about the trail.
Hare! Tell us what we need to know!I have chalkI will make the marksHere your go!
With the marks described, Hot Quicky directed us out to the street and pointed the direction of the marks. The pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Off along the street until we found a neighbourhood pathway leading off into a lush green corridor. Marks were found and the pack called out.
Looking for marksBeer in the Rear looking after the dogsHot Quicky monitors progressLooks like a parkKing Shit readySlide completedSo many hills!The front is where you drive, the back is where your run.Ready to playOK, I can do thisSooo much fun!I am done with this….Slide onOff to the next parkMarks in the dirtAttach the parkShould be funFantastic!LL Hump the SharkHmmm…. good idea?Where is the next park?Very small sideSomething being expelledHappy not to be stuck in there
More pathways, streets and sidewalks eventually lead to the end. Refreshments and down down’s in the back yard.
The quiet before the arrival of the rest of the hashers
Down Down’s
The pack gathered and got settled in for the down down’s. Chairs appeared and a social circle formed.
Beverages were prepared and Hump the Shark assembled his material for the closing ceremony.
RA – Hump the SharkChoir – Liquor Lots and OPP
Hump the Shark delivered his list of crimes, accusations and rewards.
Hot Quicky – HareSlippy Thong was foundSomething with ice creamShakesbeer is his fashion senseSeems like I left this somewhereYes you can drink beer from this!Lady FingersNew Boot – ColinBlue Balls – finished first!Hot Quicky – presented with chalk found on trail
Seems like we had an milestone run. King Shit has achieved 1700 runs. He was rewarded with a special beverage once he had done justice to the half yard.
ReadySlow and steadyWait for the waveThis will be much appreciatedBooty CampStool StufferBeer in the RearScoobie and Slow Clap – racingSurvivors of the weekend – multiple events
Eventually, Hump the Shark ran out of material and we were declared “on the piss”.
On the Piss
Scribed by “Skewbic Hair”.
Trail Summary
The run of over 5 km was great! Lots of territory we had not been to. Great trail set by Hot Quicky.
Hash Extra
Some hashers found some unusual items on trail, including a wind up car and a glacier erratic.
With 24 hours of hashing promoted to mark the 2400 run on May 24, 2024, this run had had a quite a build up.
This Saturday afternoon run was event 5 of the weekend program, preceded by:
TGIF (Thank Goodness It’s Friday)
Sitting Hash
Dark Side of the Moon Hash
Rocky Mountain Hash
For this run, the group has a Rocky Mountain Hash Run warm up in the morning to prepared for Run 2400
The group gathered at the Blue Heron picnic area at the North Glenmore Park, after enjoying a Subway Sandwich lunch post Rocky Mountain Run.
Yummy lunch pre run
PMS summoned the group up the stairs to the parking lot to conduct the circle.
Circle up – up the stairsPMS – centre of attention
PMS went through the formalities of announcements, visitors, archives and introductions.
Insane BoltLoftyRashy BushSnow Blower and Booty CampKing ShitDouble PenetrationHump the SharkBackwashStool StufferHardlyShakesbeerMenage-a-TroisLiquor QuickerCamshaftMucky DipPyroOn InTwistySuck EverythingSlow ClapBump and GrindMmmmm Lady FingersSpring LoadedHot CheeksTommy Two FingersSnevilDastardlyLiquor Lots
Dark Side of the Moon and Bubble Boy
Charclittery Board and Weenie Roast
Daisy Duke
PMS called the hares into the circle to describe the marks we have for the trail.
The pack was released to find the marks showing true trail.
The Trail
Off we went to find trail. Some marks were found and we were off. Thankfully, we were spared the bushwhacking and climbing associated with the steep slopes around the reservoir.
The pack is released
Leisurely startOff we goDon’t think this is our arrowSnevil points the wayWe have marks on the sidewalks
Off through the wilds of Lakeview. We passed though parks and observed others having fun!
Fun times at the playgroundOthers having funBump and Grind on the spongy ground
Finding the marks that lead us through the myriad of walkways before us.
Trudging cross countryStoolie is committedLeisurely pathway strollBall handlingRelievingSnow BlowerDouble PenetrationWR and CBBubble BoyMaking progressBeer somewhereFeeling much betterStool StufferTTFShakesbeerDPHardlyHump the SharkSkewbic HairSnow BlowerRashy and MuckyTTF declares victoryHardly on trailHump the Shark sprintingHigh speed walk to the endGetting closeYes, that does say On In
The On In mark was found and we were directed back to the picnic site for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
Back at the picnic site, we prepared for the down down ceremony. The Religious Advisor, Skewbic Hair, gathered the necessary material for the down downs. In the absence of facts, stories were made up to ensure that everyone was happy. A choir was assembled of Weenie Roast, Princess Monkey Spanker and Hardly.
Down the stairsScoobie and the choir
Down down’s for the hares to start. Subsequent crimes and offences, and a special milestone. Many down downs related to the multiple hash shits.
Down Down for the choirThe Hares!LoftyReal Estate walkersAccused of pissing on trailCelebrating a Saskatoon connection
The hash shit parade began. Those that carried the hash shit on trail were eligible to get rid of it. Sadly, Weenie Roast’s hat shit magically appeared “after” the run. In spite of his protests, he maintained custody. Spring Loaded performed some sort of ritual dance which was enlightening,
Spring Loaded test the beer protection factor of the Hat ShitWalk around the Hat ShitSpring Loaded deems the Hat Shit — goodI likely have more to say!Hash Shits assembleI love this awardKing Shit for Tool Shed tastingSpring loaded for many thingShort cutters – we missed them!Happy to be here!
After enough shenanigans, the ceremony was declared done and “on the piss”. Drinking and chatting until the food truck arrived with a sumptuous dinner.
On the Piss
We tried to amuse ourselves prior to the arrival of the food truck. I not sure of the meaning or symbolism of some of these pictures, but you can judge for yourselves.
Yes I am having fun!Run injury hereSo cute!Gravity testViewBeaverHappy HashersMore HashersViewFood Truck spotting
Trail Summary
The epic trail was somewhere between 5 and 6 km. Excellent celebration run!
Setting trail on the May long weekend is challenging. For some reason, some think this is the time to go camping or cycle the Golden Triangle. Some of us even chose to be out of province for the run, as such, I rely on others for the good dirt on the run.
The Run Number of 2401 was intentionally selected to not jeopardize the pre arranged Run 2400 happening on May 24, 2025. I am sure the hash run accountants will be totally fine with this.
Pearce Estate Park was the location for the start of the run. Lying Sack of Shit volunteered to hare the run. All was looking good for an epic trail.
Apparently there was some rain to deal with, but that did not interfere with LSOS setting trail. The pack arrived in good order and got organized in something that looks like a circle.
A good turn out of 21 hashers were getting ready to experience the trail that Lying Sack of Shit had planned for the group.
Booty CampMmmmmm Lady FingersHot CheeksShakesbeerSnow BlowerPrincess Monkey SpankerSlow Clap and Beer in the RearLazy CummerLiquor LotsKarate KlitHardly and TwistyOn InHash Test DummyTighty WhiteyDastardlyLying Sack of ShitKing Shit
Hot Quickie – Photographer (archive shot)
PMS ran the circle. After extensive announcements and introductions, the hare, Lying Sack of Shit, was called into the circle to explain the marks.
LSOS looking for chalkSome of the marks look like this
Here are more marks to confuse you
It would appear that LSOS wanted to make this difficulted for the group. I see regular marks, plus back checks with numbers. Musical notes and “WASTED” probably have their own story.
The pack was released to find the true trail, or at least the marks that survived the rain.
The Trail
Off from the parking lot, the pack branched out to find marks indicating that they were on the true trail. Much confusion was present as apparently the hare was doing a fine job of marking trail after the pack had moved on.
LL leading Lazy Cummer astrayBeer in the RearPMS catching upLL with intentSlow ClapLeaning into the cornerLL looking for clues on where the trail goes from LSOSHot Quickie and Beer in the RearLook at those doggies goLC with a shoe washing opportunity
Careful with the railway crossings
The walkers had a great experience with some game paying. Not sure who won the Rock Paper Scissors championship.
Walking groupBridge selfieView of the city
RPS with Camshaft and Booty Camp
Perhaps Booty Camp was not the willer of RPS
The trail continued until the regroup was discovered. Apparently the tour included the sights and sounds of Inglewood, coming very close to Cold Garden.
At the regroup, all were happy with the selection of fine beverages available for the pack. The group got set up for parking lot down down’s
Magic table with one legThis was a popular non beer
The Down Down’s
On In was appointed the Religious Advisor (RA) for the closing ceremonies. I am sure that it was an epic event that will be understood by those that were there by the limited number if pictures I have to work with.
The choir of Hot Cheeks and PMS were in control of the tempo of the ceremony.
On In as RA. ChoirLocal feature
Some of the highlights of the down down’s include:
Liquor Lots was invited to wear her Race Shit inside out. Apparently Shakesbeer had some sort of a race flag. Twisted Sister, Dastardly and Tighty Whitey were call out for being short cutting walkers. Perhaps even crashed Sucks Everything’s residence. Snow Blower had a milestone run – 269. Some recognition of the cut throat Rock, Paper Scissors events on trail.
Dastardly knows about the train crossing problemLL tries to correct a racist dressing problemNice socksShakesbeer trying to fix something?PMS guards the coolerLC has another pair of socks just like this!Nice socks – Tighty WhiteyMatching
In the absence of evidence, I would imaging that the down down’s were outstanding, the group was happy, and On In declared the group “on the piss”.
Trail Summary
Looks like a solid 6 km of trail were delivered and enjoyed. I think the rain was just for dust control as the down down’s in the parking lot seemed to happen. Great trail by Lying Sack of Shit.
With Mother’s Day celebrations in hand, who would be better to set trail than two enthusiastic harrierettes, who also are mothers. The plan was to set the mother of all trails. Not to be missed and not to be taken lightly.
Please come and run our trailClean shoes guaranteed!
Princess Monkey Spanker (PMS) and Strap On Crampon set the trail from Rip’s Pub & Eatery in Millrise SW. Close proximity of Fish Creek Provincial Park and all manners of elevation changes, mud, dirt ,trees animals an, of course, Fish Creek!
Rip’s Pub claim to be very supportive of the Saskatchewan Rough Riders football team. I hope they do not check for Saskatchewan credentials at the door. Cheap beer and food deals are why we run, and they had both!
A fine venue
The weather was threatening, with rain in the forecast. Nothing to scare away the 21 hashers that showed up for the trail.
The group assembled outside in the parking lot anticipating the “mother” of all runs. Insane Bolt ran the circle as the group prepared for the run.
Circle Up
Looks like we had a archive and offspring of Menage-a-Trois, Ginger Stripe, who travelled from Ireland to run the trail.
Hump the SharkOPPPMSShakesbeer version 1On InPyroHardlyBlueballsKing ShitStrutting Strap OnAre we not cute!Menage and Hot CheeksKarate ClitLiquor LotsShakesbeer version 2DastardlyStrap OnTwisty and Stool StufferGinger Stripe and Menage-a-Trois
With the announcements and introductions complete, it was time to have the hares introduce the trail and the marks they have used to set the trail.
Hares!Flagging this colourPay attentionThis is what you are looking for!
With the trail described, the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
The trail headed West toward Shawnee Slopes neighbourhood. Recollections of the people that bought houses here on the golf course, only to have the golf course redeveloped into more properties! Not all were happy with this.
Street crossingWaiting patientlySuburban landscapePMS on trailThese fences are a great place for flaggingPlaygroundFun over here!LL climbingUp these stepsEasySwinger
More trail awaits for those that can find the marks. Eventually, the urban trail dropped into Fish Creek where fun was to be had by one and all.
Such fools – another check backStreet crossingWhere is the creek!Hot Quickie smiling for the photographerBlue Balls with intentPMS happy that all the check backs are workingKS following HardlyAmbitious runnersKK leading the packHardly knows the wayStool Stuffer leading KK
Fish Creek over there
Excellent marks I have put hereDownhill!Hashers like lemmings Hot Quickie leapsAnother excellent markHump the SharkTranquil pond
The pathway lead to the C-Train bridge over Fish Creek. What a great spot for a creek crossing?
C-Trail bridge
Stoolie catching upAnother excellent mark I have providedHot Quickie asking Hump to please drop here phoneNot that cold! No ice!My shark socks in their element
Of course, no good creek crossing goes unrewarded. Yes, you need to get back to the other side!
Such a great experienceNo enough stepping stones…My shoes have never been so clean!
The trail lead toward St. Mary’s University which offered some uphill and viewpoints.
Uphill againShakesbeer practicing his dance movesKK practicing here welcoming greetingsArt shotViewpoint
A view of the regroup gave the pack hope that his would all be over soon!
Finally, a sighting of the regroup location
The pack stumbled in to enjoy the beverages available at the regroup.
I won the HashBest trail ever!This is really tastyNumber 1 trailWe hares did a fantastic jobMy tongue fits nicely into these small glassesThis is the second best trail I have ever run!
Eventually, all the hashers arrived and started complaining about being cold. Back to the bar to warm up and have the down down’s.
Nice and warmCheap beer – my favouriteBest trail everBest beer deal ever!Suspect that are talking about something Irish
As the pack got settled in, food and drink was ordered at the group seemed happy!
Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He organized his program and prepared for the closing ceremonies.
Down Down beerReady for action!
Hump the Shark appointed Stoolie and Skewbic Hair as choir. They sang themselves a song, and handed off the photographer duties to Ginger Stripe.
ChoirPhotographer
Hump the Shark went through his list of down down’s. The hares, hash shit, various crimes and other made up actions.
HaresArchive – Ginger StripeHash Shit for Hump the SharkTwistyShakesbeer – water safety is importantOPPMenage examines the Hash ShitBlue BallsChoir doing an excellent jobKing ShitWhy am I here?I like this jacket!Real Estate might have a future!On InGot the walkers lost…On the Piss
Once we had run out of material, we were declared “on the piss” by Hump the Shark.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of 6 – 7 km’s. Fish Creek does not disappoint. Excellent work by PMS and Strap On crampon. One of the best trails I have never run.
Hash Extra
Unfortunately, your scribe was conflicted with a golfing appointment at the Lorrette course at Kananaskis. Even though the weather forecast called for snow, rain and cold, a fine round as the course was empty and there was no rain or snow. Something looking like sun appeared!
Those wimps scared away by a mere weather forecast!
With the warmer weather there is not shortage of celebrations. It seems like you celebrate May the Forth Be With You, then the next day it is Cinco de Mayo.
A monumental day in history May 5 is a celebration of Mexico’s victory over the Second French Empire at the Battle of Puebla in 1862, led by General Ignacio Zaragoza. As Canada is all inclusive, nothing wrong with pretending to be Mexican and drink Corona and Tequila.
Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail in the fancy neighbourhoods of Elboya, Britannia and Elbow Park in the SW. Lots of up and down with the river valley through these neighbourhoods.
After some confusion over which parking lot was the right one to park, the pack assembled outside near the swimming pool area. Something looking like a circle started to form and we got busy with our program.
We had visitors, archives and new boots! A good turn out of 25 in great weather. We went through the formalities of introductions and announcements prior to hearing from the hare on what the trail would look like this evening.
Archive – PullitLazy CummerLiquor LotsSlow ClapPrincess Monkey SpankerVeggie WankerHardlyTwistyStool StufferHot Cheeks and Menage-a-troisHump the SharkDastardlyKing ShitPyroKarate Klit posing with Va JJLicker QuickerShakesbeerLying Sack of ShitInsane BoltTighty Whitey
Visitors and New Boot – Mike Hunt and Just Ruth
Eventually, it was the hare to tell us about the trail that had been set for our running enjoyment. The “on” mark was the number 5, honouring the celebration day. A variety of other marks were described as well as pink flagging.
Here are the marksMake sure you find TREX
Some of the mark were cryptic while others were what we had seen before. What we were not told of was the multiple parks that were on this trail. Ample play time.
The pack was released and pointed in the direction of the parkland which surrounded the start.
The Trail
Stanley Park is a busy place. There were many activities we had to navigate as we looked for true trail. Eventually, the fast runners found what we were looking for.
Pack is offAcross this field!
Parks appeared and playing happened. The swingers and the climbers found their favourite pieces of equipment and engaged.
Hump the Shark prefers the swingsJust Ruth having a lookMike HuntClimbersFalling not a good optionVeggie Wanker trying to escapeEnough of this…..
Off to find the trail in the hilly neighbourhoods with streets, sidewalks and back alleys.
Shakesbeer on trailAnnoying bright glowing object
Uphill both ways!
Another ParkTeetering and totteringLL readyHands UpNot as fast as I would have likedWhere is the next playground?Liquor QuickerHump the SharkMike Hunt
Hump the Shark on trail
More swingingMike Hunt on the slideNo problemEnough fun – move on…BritanniaHigh trailLooking for trailNot over this bridgeRiverdaleSomething in bloomT-Rex foundView of the city from Britannia Under Elbow DriveElbow RiverSlow Clap over the riverRideau BridgeAnother fresh parkLL has this oneWay fasterSliding championAnti-gravity harrierettesUphillPath along the topScoobie on trail!Hump hanging aroundInsane Bolt flyingView of the Elbow riverBacchanal with a found swingLC and PMS go for a ride!
Eventually, we came across the “HH” marks, which stood for Hash Hold. Mexican treats and some Mexican beer were had by those that got there first! Much happiness and celebration of knowing that we were near the end of the trail and close to the regroup.
Here we are at the HHBacchanal enjoying here thimble of beer!
From the hash hold, it was off to the parking lot for the regroup.
Regroup
Post regroup, we reconvened in the park to set up for outdoor down down’s.
Why are we waitingDown down’s soon
There were some snacks and refreshments that were enjoyed as we prepared for the closing ceremonies.
The Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the self appointed Religious Advisor (RA). He canvassed the group to come up with suitable material for the down down’s. Usual lies and accusations. Dastardly prepared the beverages.
Hump the Shark – RAReady to Go
A choir of Hardly and Twisty was selected and the program started. The choir sang themselves a song and prepared for the forthcoming program.
Choir – Matching attire
Shakesbeer – HareRoaring Nancy – Bashing without hashingLSOS ready for winterKarate Clit stands on one legLC and PMSMexican themed!Pullit and Liquor QuickerMike HuntJust RuthLL modelling her post run keep warm clothingBacchanal sporting a warm outfitSlow Clap sporting a blanketScoobie rewarded for his special chairPMS – substitute photographerScoobie and Hump have a chatScoobie poses for the picturesPMS not the photographer any moreInsane Bolt reads to the group
After all this is over, Hump the Shark declares the group to be “on the piss”.
On the Piss
To carry on the spirt of Cinco de Mayo, the post down down celebrations were held at a local pub featuring Mexican beer. A fun time was had until the closed down the restaurant as we arrived very close to that time.
Cinco de Mayo!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The run ended up being somewhere between 7 and 9 km’s. Great trail set by Shakesbeer!
Hash Extra
Shakesbeer is very happy with his selfie stick. As such, he has provided evidence that he can take pictures of himself with sometimes other in the frame! You can never have too many pictures of the fun you are having….
We were pleased that Hump the Shark volunteered to set trail for this late April run. Lots of daylight, warm temperatures, no bugs yet, and plenty of trail to explore. There was some sort of an election happening on the day, but we were not going to let that get in the way of an epic hash run.
We have not run from the Douglasdale neighbourhood in the South East in a long time (if ever). As such, any trail set down there would be a new adventure.
Proximity to the Bow River suggested some shiggy opportunities may be available. Who knows what type of wildlife you would find!
The map provided was to the front gate of a baseball park, with two baseball diamonds and a full load of baseball people and there cars! Parking was at a premium, and some creativity was necessary to accommodate the hashers.
The group gathered near the pathway by the Bow River, out of the way of the baseball crowds!
Parked far awayWhere is the rest of the pack?
With no real location focus, the pack assembled into something looking like a circle to prepare for the instructions from the hare.
Looks like a circle by the river!
An enthusiastic group assembled with a visitor from Edmonton!
Slow Clap and Hot QuickieBooty Camp and Snow BlowerF4ShakesbeerKarate KlitDastardlyVisitor – CopsuckerSlippy Thong and Strap On CramponHot CheeksTighty WhiteyHardly and Stool StufferTwistyLazy CummerInsane BoltPyroPrincess Monkey SpankerHump the Shark
Princess Monkey Spanker called the circle to order and went through the formalities. We had a visitor from Edmonton, Copsucker, who arranged her travel plans to accommodate the run.
PMS runs the circle
The hare was called into the circle to described the marks. In the absence of natural marking surfaces, Hump the Shark used to dirt to outline some faint renditions of what the marks might look like.
Dirt marksBack checkBeer NearOn, Check and View Point
There was an Eagle/Turkey split which the hare neglected to tell us about. Being a smart bunch, we were able to muddle through the Eagle (Easy), Turkey (Tough) conundrum on the fly.
The pack was released and the early false trails were discovered in an attempt to find true trail.
The Trail
A false trail from the beginning was a nice touch. Marks leading into the river were a rouse. Do not get sucked in!
Mark to the riverLeading to a false trail!
Over the bridge was the good way. From that, some marks were discovered leading us to the true trail.
Over the bridgeReturning from a false trailSnow Blower and F4 have confidenceStrap On posing on trailStool Stuffer on a mission
We realized that the paved trail was not where we were going. After exhaustive searching and some hints from the hare, we were presented with a beaver dam crossing opportunity!
Looks like where a hash run would go!
Harrierettes finding trailFearless Slippy Thong leads Slow ClapBeavers nearby?Stepping stones – do not slip and get wet feete!
Off through the brush to stumble upon the Eagle/Turkey split!
Back side of the tree – good hiding place for a mark!Bridge for the Eagles!
Over the bridge, the Eagle hashers were rewarded with a legitimate washroom, which proved to be a popular feature with some members of the group.
Over the bridgeThis way looks good!How lucky for me!Like a monument to civilization
Back over the bridge to find the Turkey trail on the East side of the Bow River.
View upstreamViewpointView downstreamConfusion in the neighbourhood!
Through the maze of pathways and sidewalks, eventually the regroup location was found.
Beverages withinGood spot for refreshmentsPreparing for outdoor down down’sSetting up for down down’s
Those that had chairs got set up for the down down ceremonies.
Beaver spectatorReady for the Down Down’s
The Down Down’s
The beverages were prepared and our Religious Advisor, Hardly, prepared his notes for the down down’s.
Dastardly preparing for down down’sHardly ready
A choir was selected. Apparently Hump the Shark and Booty Camp were selected. Double duty for our hare, Hump the Shark.
We are the choir!TwistySlippy Thong – testing here falling skillsStrap On for somethingRun 169 – a celebrationVisitor – CopsuckerInsane Bolt – temporary hash shitF4 – hash cash forgetfullKarate Klit being emulated by Booty CampHot Quickie!Slow ClapTighty WhiteyHump the SharkDastardlyStrap On now has the hash shitTeam orange!F4 – IOUOn the Piss!
Eventually, were all done and just had to enjoy the sunset.
Sunset
The keeners retired to the Penny Black Pub, close by. Unfortunately, no evidence of photo’s.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
The Trail
A fine trail of somewhere between 5 and 6 km’s. Great terrain for future runs! Great shiggy opportunities.
Hash Extra
A number of photographs were taken to document the evening’s activities. Here are some!
SunsetCrash protectionF4 hopping over logsBever dam
Hot Cheeks and Snevil volunteered to set trail for this fine April date. Now that we have daylight throughout the run, we can focus on making the trail longer and harder!
Apparently, the Dirty Duck Pub in Inglewood SE was the back up plan. Plan A was for a pub near Mount Royal, but declined to host a big group, so Dirty Duck it was!
Dirty Duck Pub in Inglewood SE
The group arrived once they figured out where to park, and huddled in the confined spaces of the pub. A good turnout of intrepid hashers including archives and visitors!
Pre run chatWaiting to be called outside
The group was summoned “out the backdoor” to circle up in the rear parking lot.
Out the back door and into the rear parking lot
Insane Bolt was charged with running the circle as we got organized and prepared.
Slow ClapDaisy DukeLazy CummerOn InHardlyLiquor LotsInsane BoltMmmm Lazy Fingers and CamshaftSticky Lips and Hot CheeksTommy Two Fingers and TwistyBeer in the RearPyroMapleBacchanal and Liquor LotsKarate KlitShakesbeerHump the SharkDastardlyPrincess Monkey SpankerKing Shit
Snevil concentrating on something
Insane Bolt called the visitors and archives into the circle and went through the introductions and announcements.
Insane Bolt leads the circleArchives and visitors!
Now it was time for the hares to tell us what they had in store. Given the muddy condition of the parking lot, an available dumpster was called in to accept the markings.
We have chalkWe have marks!
With the trail described, the hares indicated a direction and the hash was released.
The Trail
From the back alley the pack dispersed to find the marks and the true trail.
Puddles to be avoidedThis could have been snow!Off toward the pathwaysPremature sighting of the regroup vehicle provided confidence we knew where to end up!Bacchanal and KK pacing A bridge too far!
Bow River and a city view
TrailsViewpointCity ViewMore trailsArt shotBridge back over the riverPark playingNice and bouncySliding on a pre dried slide?No time to play!
Off to the East Village to check out the high density housing and see what other sights and sounds we could take in.
Leaves not yet outMore art – upside down churchPay attention to the signals!C-Train crossing. A close call with a horny driverMore sidewalksCowboys Casino
Now we near the construction site where the shrine to hockey is being constructed. The picture look impressive, but the hole needs more time before it is a thing.
High visibilityFuture hockey shrineWill look something like this!Erection in progress!
The pack was distracted by a new park. Apparently, it seemed like a good idea to recreate the birthing of Bacchanal using the available playground equipment. It took many hands to recreate the event!
How much fun can we have with this shape?
This looks like a good idea!Let us pitch inFinally out
With the birthing event completed, off to the eagle/turkey split in the trail. How long and hard would you like it this time?
Two layers of park!
The marks and the motivation to follow true trail started to dwindle. From the two layer park, the trail became a “dead reckoning” to where the regroup vehicle was spotted earlier in the run. With the tracks and other neighbourhood obstacles, both good and bad choices were made, but the regroup was eventually found.
Early arrivalWalkers got bored and leftEventually more of the pack arrived
Apparently, some of the hashers needed more distance to achieve their desired distance numbers. Others were pleased with the trail treasures that had been discovered and collected!
Need more stepsAre these not a good match?
After suitable refreshments at the regroup, the pack reconvened back at the pub to prepare for the down down’s.
Settled inIs there a hockey game somewhere?
Bunny ears abound!
Hump the Shark prepared for the down down ceremonies.
Down Down’s
With no volunteers for Religious Advisor, Hump the Shark jumped in to organize and perform the down down’s. As Hump made notes and gathered his thoughts , it was now time to deliver the program.
Down down beerHump the Shark ready
Hump the Shark had a plan for the choir. He selected Beer in the Rear, Slow Clap and Skewbic Hair as choir. After the down down for the choir, he then designated Slow Clap as photographer so Skewbic Hair could focus on choir duties!
Designated choir
Actual choir
With the scene set, it was now time to recognize and honour the events of the trail.
To the hares!Visitors and ArchivesSticky Lips and Pull My WoodyPMS sporting bunny earsBacchanalKing ShitLazy CummerBacchanal recruiting in the washroomShakesbeerTwisty with a new playmateTwistyInsane BoltSticky LipsCinderfellaHardly
After all was complete, Hump the Shark declared us to be “on the piss”.
On the Piss
Scribed by Skewbic Hair!
Trail Summary
The trail was between 7 and 9 km’s, depending on your Eagle vs Turkey leanings. A fine trail showcasing the views of Inglewood and the East Village.
Turkey interpretationEagle Trail
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