Canada Day is meant to be celebrated! We are pleased that Pyro stepped up to set trail on this day. With Canada Day falling on a Tuesday this year, that meant it was following the epic Monday night trail set by Daisy Duke.
The start location was set at in Tuscany NW at the Twelve Mile Coulee Natural Area parking lot, also known near a fancy condo complex known as Villa D’Este known by Google.
It was a hot day with an afternoon start. Being ready for the heat is a challenge for cold weather folks. The pack arrived and prepared for the the trail to begin.
You are herePMSTwistyHardlyOn InPyroInsane BoltKarate KlitLiquor QuickerMapleShakesbeerDastardlyKing Shit
Insane Bolt called the circle to order and went through the formalities for this small but enthusiastic group.
The marks were described by Pyro and the pack was released.
MarksPathway to somewhere. Perhaps to the ring road?
The Trail
The Tuscany area has spectacular views of Canada Olympic Park and the Rockies to the west. The ravine can be steep and deep in some places creating some adventure on the pathways.
PMS senses the trailIt must be this way!Follow meHardly at a moderate paceLicker Quicker bounding through the fieldsShakesbeer trying to catch upWalkers enjoying the sceneryA bridge somewhere thereKeeping the high ground
Pyro surprised us with some urban exploring. Why not have the pack get lost in these twisty neighbourhoods! Please obey all traffic signals.
Crossing safelyRendition of the Abby Road Beatles crossing
Eventually the pack made it safely back to the starting point. Cooling refreshments made the effort worthwhile.
We made it back safely
Down Down’s
The chairs appeared and the pack prepared for outdoor down down’s delivered by Hardly, the Religious Advisor for the run. Sun protection was a good idea for those that did not want to be consumed by the solar radiation.
Hardly getting readyOn In ready!Best Canada Day Trail of the year!Yummy munchiesPMS in her cocoonShakesbeer has a not of Canada gearThis is how you do this!Protects from both sun and rain
The down down’s went very well and met the needs of the smaller group. Hardly declared the group “on the piss” and it was time to relish in the Canada Day vibe,
Happy Canada Day
Scribed in absentia by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fine trail in the 5 km range. Great terrain with sufficient up and down to make the beer at the end taste even better.
Hash Extra
Good thing you were not here facing the Canada Day beach crowds at Grand Beach Manitoba.
Summer is a great time to be outside in Calgary. Unfortunately, a lot of the group have travel plans so it is sometime difficult to attract both hares and runners. Daisy Duke apparently realized it was his turn to set trail, and was able to use his influence to get Stoneyslope Brewing Company to open on a Monday evening when they are usually closed.
The Monday before Canada Day is kind of weird. Seems like a lot of people take the day off to make an extra long weekend. Monday at 7:00 pm is Hash Time regardless, so the plan was to set and run the trail. A warm up to the Canada Day run that Pyro will set on the next day!
It appears that we still had our African visitors around for another hash with us. Thus, a reasonable turn out given the circumstances.
Your illustrious scribe, Skewbic Hair, was enjoying the beach life in Manitoba, thus made a plea to others to provide pictures and notes from the run. This is a remote reporting of the run I was not on.
Dastardly provided pre run Jello shots to put the group in the mood for the run.
Yummy Jello
It would appear that we had a circle in the parking lot of Stoneyslope Brewing with Insane Bolt running the circle.
Part of a circleMore parts of the same circleDaisy Duke – Nice Hat ShitPussy GaloreGomer Pyles and ShakesbeerTwistyOn InJust 10 BeaverA portion of PyroKing ShitStar LadyPussy GaloreDaisy DukeLSOS, AP and Can Crusher, Strap On with Huggy BearJust Basil and Not ReadyLSOS posing as a trail marker
Blue Balls and Karate Klit
With the announcements and introductions complete, it was time for Insane Bolt to introduce the hare to the circle.
Insane Bolt manages the circleComplete attention to the task at hand
Daisy appeared and used some props as marking posts to describe the marks for the evening. I am sure that you all remember the marks and the description of the trail provided.
I have set the best trail everI am sure you will take this seriouslyMarks on LSOS ‘s shirtWhy are there trail markings on my shirt?
With the trail marks described, the pack was released to find the marks.
The Trail
From Stoneyslope Brewing Company parking lot, the trail explored the reaches of Haysboro SW. A fine collection of roads, pathways and alley’s were navigated to create a joyful experience for the hash.
Just 10 following upYes, that is a markA grueling paceWho needs a tarp when you have a flag this bigWe got thisHardly and LSOSAlley inspectionGadget checkF4 leading the packLive HarePark BreakMore fun to be hadKK climbing the sticksSee how much fun this is!
Unending trail went on for a great distance. You could see the expression of desperation in the faces of the forlorn hashers.
You are almost thereThis hash shit is heavyThis juice box is tastyGP sprintingShakesbeer attempts an “on course” glasses adjustmentLadies conferringInsane Bolt looking for the endLSOS and his heavy hash shitThis is the way we rock!
After an extreme effort in the summer heat, the regroup was located and the group went into drinking and socializing mode to try and forget the epic trail they had just completed.
On InInsane Bolt – sweatingJust 10 Beaver LSOSHardly – beer quality controlPyro – getting ready for Canada Day runBeer goodCider goodLot in hereNot Ready getting readyCanadian beer is marvelousCooling down….Best regroup everHappy to be hereAP is counting the days for school to startWe had a great timeBest run ever!
Eventually, it was time to walk across the parking lot to Stoneyslope Brewing to prepare for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
We set up on the picnic tables in the parking lot and got ready for the down down’s. Shakesbeer volunteered to be the Religious Advisor for the evening, so he got ready with the program.
I love being the RA!
In grand style, the down down’s started and there was much rejoicing. Many offences and crimes were committed on trail and all were duly celebrated.
I looks like Dastardly and Twisty were nominated as choir. They sang themselves a song and prepared for many more.
Choir – Dastardly and TwistyTo the hare – Daisy DukeDastardly with a very dark beerNot ReadyTwisty laughing to herselfInsane Bolt and LSOS – likely racistsStrap On Crampon Karate KlitF4Insane Bolt – again?Star LadyKing ShitPussy Galore with a four legged friend
The down down’s went swimmingly, and it is likely that a down down was given to the RA for a job well done.
The pack was declared “on the piss”.
Scribed in absentia by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
I predict that the real trail was 7-8 km in length. Here it is courtesy of Daisy Duke.
Hash Extra
A few additional items for you to take in from the trail.
Ready for action!Trail TreasureJello extraction techniqueWhat shape comes to mind?Food truck parkingGrand Beach – Manitoba
The teachers in the group become very happy as the school year ends. The time spent with their pupils is over and they can plan their summer off. Thankfully, their enthusiasm included setting trail in Fish Creek Park from the Bebo Grove parking area.
Abandoned Pussy, Hot Cheeks and Princess Monkey Spanker were the hares. The abundance of trails in Fish Creek were beckoning. Recent rain and snow melt had transformed Fish Creek into a raging river. Should be a great time!
The group assembled the in the parking lot in anticipation of a great trail.
The pack gets organized
We had a good turn out with a number of visitors from Africa attending conventions in town.
The cunning plan that the hare’s had involved a “live hare” setting the trail on the fly. Here is a pre run picture of PMS, ready to inflict marks on the park trails.
You have no idea how much will like this trail!
PMS hit the trail to set the marks and we gave her a 15 minute or so head start going through the circle procession. The pack started to form something like a circle in anticipation of the Hashmaster running the circle. PMS setting trail and Insane Bolt missing in action. What to do?
Something like a circleDaisy DukeHump the SharkCamshaftBeer in the Rear, Slow Clap, Hot Quickie, and Just ColinMenage-a-TroisMmmmm Lady FingersLazy CummerBlue BallsOn InDastardlyGomer PylesArtur – Lion KillerStar LadyProdigal DaughterI’m so SweetNot ReadyKeep On PumpingNew Boot – Just BasilTighty WhiteyLiquor LotsAbandoned PussyRashy BushKing ShitTwistyHardlyShakesbeerStool StufferSlippy ThongHot CheeksOPP
Snevil stepped up as acting Hashmattress and ran the circle. Many announcements, introductions, milestones to work through and Snevil did an excellent job.
Snevil runs the circle
We had a number of visitors from Africa that brought an international feeling to our hash. They provided a great deal of entertainment to our relatively quiet group.
Visitors galoreVisitors and a new boot
Snevil called the hares into the circle and they provided a version of what they thought the marks might look like. Perhaps there was a telepathic message from PMS who was currently on trail making the marks!
Marks could be like thisPerhaps like theseUse your imagination and find the trail
The pack was released and headed out in different directions trying to find the marks.
The Trail
Many possible trails to check. Eventually, the true trail was found and the pack burst into action following the trail.
Beer in the Rear leading here Italian barking dogKing Shit following the arrow in his shirtMany trees hereShakesbeer looking for trailOPP and Rashy in chat modeThere is a creek here somewhereBeer in the Rear setting a torrid paceProcessionRashy and Slippy running in unisonListening for marksPretty sure it is this wayFork in the roadCOSTCO sightingOver there!Daisy inspecting RashyPaved pathway?Why are we here?No marks up here. Daisy was mistakenThrough the woodsDaisy gets a soakerShakesbeer leadingDuck if you are taller than this treeSmile for the cameraConcentrationRunning commercialHump on the moveSlow Clap running fastGomer PylesHump finds the bridgeThe creek crossing is on a bridgeThe marks we like to seePastural location Signs of civilization
Eventually the marks lead us back to the parking lot where we found refreshments and set of a down down circle in the field nearby.
Post run assembly
The group celebrated the run with chatter and socializing prior to the down down’s start.
Looks like a good spotSharing a blanketReception here?Swipe right…You are number 1Hardly and TwistyVocal crowdCamshaft and On InChair conservationChat festWhy are we waiting?
The Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He diligently assembled his program and prepared to deliver the ceremony.
Beverages readyHump the Shark – thinking
With milestones at play, there was a need to prepare and warm up the half yard.
This is a big beerHeat transfer in action
Hump the Shark selected a choir of Slow Clap, Stool Stuffer and King Shit. They sang a song and enjoyed a down down.
Choir in action
The hares were acknowledged. PMS did an outstanding job of setting trail with moral support from her fellow teachers.
PMS set trailHappy teacher times
The pack was very engaged in the down down. In spite of continually checking their phones for updates.
Our visitors and new boots were called up and acknowledged.
A crowd of visitorsAre we having fun yet?
A number of offences were called out as well as the passing along of the hash shit.
Not ReadyNew boot – Just BasilRashy and Menage sharing a momentLazy Cummer and OPPJust Colin
Hat Shit over to Daisy Duke. Multiple offences being rewarded with this special prize.
Hat Shit finds a new ownerStyling
Various and sundry offences were called out. Too numerous to count.
SnevilOPPKing ShitStool StufferHardly and Menage – hash shit transferHot Cheeks like taking pictures to shareOn InSkewbic HairShakesbeer
The half yard was sufficiently warmed up for Tighty Whitey to enjoy.
ReadySetGoJust about thereAnti-gravity shorts
For some reason, there was more to be enjoyed. It seemed like the program would never end.
It was this big!You should have seen it!Scoobie for somethingAll done – on the piss
With the prolonged down down’s complete, it was time to pack up and leave this place. A fine performance was delivered!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Run Summary
Fish Creek Park did not disappoint. There was much up and down with sufficient climbing, descending and viewpoints. Thankfully we were spared for the death water torrent flowing through the creek. Total run was 6 km’s or so.
Hash Extra
The Rotary convention was in town, so we found some trail markers to celebrate this.
Booty Camp and Snow Blower volunteered to set trail. The starting point was in Confederation Park, in the parking lot close to the public tennis courts. Fine weather was all around us, and the group assembled in the park.
Apparently PMS was monitoring the passage of time and started the circle early to enable the run to start early. Even though we say the run start is 7:00pm, we know that it really means 7:10pm to accommodate those that are held up by the crushing traffic.
As such, some of us missed the announcements and other formalities, but did manage to be included in the introductions.
The hashers formed a reasonable circle and the program was started.
Slow ClapHardlyTwistyPyroLiquor LotsLying Sack of ShitTighty WhiteyBooty CampSnow BlowerSnevilOn InDastardlyMucky DipShakesbeerLazy CummerFog Horny and Comes and GoesBlue BallsHump the SharkKarate Klit
PMS called the hares into the circle to describe the marks that had been set for the trail.
Hares making marksThese are the marks
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
Off to find the marksNothing hereWe have a directionNice pathwayNeed any golf balls?Charging aheadHardly and Hump the SharkPMS and Lazy CummerNavigating the gatesSuburban landscapePMS contemplates the slide That was great!SwingersLiquor Lots masters the barMore trailThe end is near
We ended up back at the start and got set up for outdoor down down’s.
The stragglers made it back eventually and we prepared for the down down’s.
Yes we are DFL
The Down Down’s
Skewbic Hair was volunteered to be Religious Advisor. He prepared the program as the beverages were organized for consumption.
Beverages ready
The choir was selected and the ceremonies commenced.
RA and ChoirHaresChoir figuring it outMucky DipPMS for some relevant crimeBall skillsPMS and MuckyLazy CummerKarate KlitSnevilPyroTighty WhiteyHash Shit eventTransfer to Hump the SharkMilestone – 1350 for Blue BallsAnticsSomething she saidScoobie has it all under controlHardly and TwistyShakesbeerLL and KC share a momentOn In and LL enjoy the last beverages
Scoobie wraps it up by having a down down for his RA duties, and declaring the group “on the piss”.
On the piss
The group mingled around and enjoyed the fine warm evening, before packing it in for the evening.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of around 6 km was enjoyed by the pack. Thanks to Booty Camp and Snow Blower for setting a fine trail.
It is always an adventure when Liquor Lots and OPP volunteer to set trail. They chose Edworthy Park, south of the Bow River for the start point. This site provides access to much interesting terrain along the banks of the Bow River.
The Douglas Fir Trail is close by as well as the rugged slopes, train tracks, river, neighbourhoods and pathways nearby.
The steep access road was entertaining. Parking was at a premium at the bottom of the hill. Some hashers chose to cycle to the start. It was a busy place.
The pack arrived and congregated at a spot to enjoy yummy popsicles. It took some time for the group to show up on this hot day. We mingled around prior to be called over to where the circle would form.
Mingling around with popsicles!Sticky LipsPull My WoodieLiquor LotsGolden Showers – Toronto VisitorHot CheeksKing ShitHump the SharkTighty WhiteyVisitor – Prodigal DaughterPMSPyroDastardlyHardlyMucky DipLazy CummerF4CamshaftMmmmm Lady FingersBlue BallsJust 10 BeaverSlippy ThongInsane BoltMenage-a-TroisShakesbeer
Eventually, we were called to make a proper circle in a quiet location near be base of the beckoning trails. Liquor Lots got Insane Bolt to get things going.
CircleInsane Bolt – co Hashmaster
Insane Bolt went through the announcements, visitors, and introductions. We had visitors for Toronto and Nigeria!
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had used for the trail.
HaresRemembering the marksHere are some!The marks you need to know
The pack was released and headed off in many directions to try and find the true trail.
The Trail
There were many false trail found in the early stages. The hares had set some cheeky check backs up the hills, to be found by our speedy and intrepid hashers.
Off to find he uphill false trail!
You needed good vision to make out this check back buried in the dense brush, but it was significant.
Check back – three dots of flour
Eventually, the pack landed on the trail that got them pointed in the right direction. The Douglas Fir trail was waiting!
Pathway to the EastDouglas Fir Trail
A challenging route with significant climbing and an abundance of mud and obstacles.
Trail with a logJust 10 chasing Hump the SharkNo stair master needed hereAll up UphillBridgesStairsViewpointLove these stairsPark to the neighbourhoodAll is wellReturning from the check backTrail goes this wayHome improvementsInsane Bolt chasing the powerline polesWet T-shirt opportunityFollow the arrowVisitor not lostMulti lane trailAll this!ViewpointSelfieSlippy leading the packWe found a riverNo trespassing – railway property
Eventually, the path returned back to the parking lot. We selected a picnic spot to set up the circle for outdoor down down’s. A fine warm evening activity.
The Down Down’s
With a cooler of refreshments and a suitable picnic spot, the group settled down into a circle to enjoy their refreshments.
Insane Bolt assembled his material as Religious Advisor and picked a choir of Sticky Lips and Dastardly.
Beverages readyRA- Insane BoltChoir – Dastardly and Sticky LipsHaresSo much funTrain whistleMucky DipHot Pants and Slippy ThongGolden ShowersPyro and MenageProdigal DaughterHump the SharkCamshaft – 350 run milestoneMmmmm Lady FingersInsane BoltPMS – hot cheeksAll hot cheeks drinkTrespassersNothing to see hereOn the piss
With all the down down’s completed, it was time to declare the group “on the piss”. The pack hung around in the nice weathers and continued to socialize until dark.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of 6 km’s or so was enjoyed by the group. The Douglas Fir Trail did not disappoint. Great trail and a fun time!
Hash Extra
Plenty of pictures taken. Here are a few more for your viewing pleasure.
Slow Clap and Karate Klit stepped up to set trail out of Griffith Wood Park in the SW community of Discovery Ridge. With an extensive trail system and proximity to wilderness, chances of a critter sighting were good.
Beaver, Moose, Cougar all live nearby! We were forewarned that there may be some shiggy and dry shoes were recommended.
Griffith Woods Park
The pack assembled in the Eastern parking lot in the and prepared for an epic trail.
The pack assemblingStrap On CramponHump the SharkInsane BoltKing ShitTighty WhiteyGomer PylesSlow ClapKarate KlitLazy CummerBeer in the RearHot QuickyJust ColinRashy BushStool StufferMucky DipHardlyTwistyF4Hot PantsPyroVeggie WankerDastardlyPMSBooty Camp and Snow BlowerLiquor LotsSlow Clap againSlippy ThongShakesbeerOPP
Insane Bolt ran the circle. The pack listened intently as Insane went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt leads the circle
The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks for this evening’s trail.
I have big chalk and know how to use itLet me show youKK explainsHere is what we have. Bird watching opportunities
The hares pointed the direction for the start of the run. The pack was released.
We are offThe trail beckonsDisregard these signsTrail this wayFollow the SharkNot sure about this oneKing Shit leaps over logsBeer in the Rear expertly jumps over the obstaclesTake the logShoes stay dry!Beavers near byDefinitely this wayRashy catching StoolieOn trailAbsolutely no chance of falling in?Dry shoes!Hot Quicky chasing Snow BlowerCatching up to Slippy ThongClimbingRestingOff to higher groundLine of hashersViewpointZen GardenMeditation?What else could we do here?High traversePlaygroundDownhillGreat suspension
Eventually, the trail ended at the starting parking lot. A fine selection of suitable beverages was on offer.
The pack got their chairs and refreshments together and prepared for the outside down down’s.
The Down Down’s
Strap On Crampon volunteered to the the Religious Advisor. She assembled her material and conferred with others to come out with a program.
Notes for the down down’s.
Insane Bolt and Dastardly prepared the refreshments as we got ready for the down down’s.
Tragedy stuck as a moment of inattention created a spilled beer. So sad to see this type of problem prior to the down down’s. OPP was sad but was able to find a suitable replacement. To add insult to injury, Scoobie managed to spill additional beer while getting a picture of the crime.
InjuryInsult
Enough distraction, the down down’s were called to order. A choir of Booty Camp and Skewbic Hair were selected. They sang themselves a song and handed off the photographer duties to Mucky Dip.
How would you like my finger in your beer?
The hares were called up and thanked for their outstanding trail.
We are the greatest!Down Down for the haresRashy milestoneInsane Bolt for round disk crimesHardly – the cup matches the shirtHash Shit transferUnhappy with hash shitDown Down goodShort custody – off to PMS for parking skillsHappy Hot Quicky, not so happy PMSLazy Cummer was called out….King Shit and Rashy BushOPP – Alcohol abuseShakesbeer – Shoe dryingMucky Dip and Just Colin – Moose Sighting
Apparently, on trail, the walkers were being stalked by a large animal. No interest in the hashers by the moose. Mucky Dip took the picture!
We might die here?No interest…..
Apparently, Skewbic Hair made the mistake of touching the Hat Shit. The group was aghast at this oversite, and Scoobie paid the price. He even chose to drink out of the hat…. Much cleaner now!
HmmmmLooks like it would hold beerIf it fits, wear it!Yummy!
With all the material delivered, it was time to thank our RA for a fine job of conducting the down down ceremony. With a quick down down, we were declared “on the piss”.
A fine job of being Religious Advisor – Strap On Crampon
Will done in the parking lot, there was some discussion of a “follow on” at the Wild Rose Brewery! A fine evening was had by one and all.
Closing time at Wild Rose Brewery!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail was somewhere between 5 and 7 km’s depending on how much short cutting or false trails were enjoyed! Great trail!
Hash Extra
Lots of pictures were taken on trail. Here are a few more that were shared by the keen photographers.
With all the planning and fanfare around the recent Run 2400 weekend, it was challenging to find a hare so set the regular Monday. Thankfully, Hot Quicky agreed to set trail in the SW community of Somerset. This community is rich with neighbourhood trails and parks! So many playgrounds to keep the pack entertained.
We began our run from a neighbourhood. With the modern neighbourhood design, this implies one sidewalk and limited street parking. Nevertheless, the group was able to find all the available parking they needed, and set themselves up in the back yard in preparation for the run.
Getting ready for the Run
PMS called the circle to order and we went through the formalities of announcements and introductions.
Slippy ThongTwistyDaisy DukeHardlyBlue BallsStool StufferRashy BushHump the SharkShakesbeerOn InCamshaftHot CheeksLiquor LotsBeer in the RearNew Boot – ColinKing ShitSlow ClapBooty CampHot QuickyMmmmm Lady Fingers
PMS called the hare into the circle to tell us about the trail.
Hare! Tell us what we need to know!I have chalkI will make the marksHere your go!
With the marks described, Hot Quicky directed us out to the street and pointed the direction of the marks. The pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Off along the street until we found a neighbourhood pathway leading off into a lush green corridor. Marks were found and the pack called out.
Looking for marksBeer in the Rear looking after the dogsHot Quicky monitors progressLooks like a parkKing Shit readySlide completedSo many hills!The front is where you drive, the back is where your run.Ready to playOK, I can do thisSooo much fun!I am done with this….Slide onOff to the next parkMarks in the dirtAttach the parkShould be funFantastic!LL Hump the SharkHmmm…. good idea?Where is the next park?Very small sideSomething being expelledHappy not to be stuck in there
More pathways, streets and sidewalks eventually lead to the end. Refreshments and down down’s in the back yard.
The quiet before the arrival of the rest of the hashers
Down Down’s
The pack gathered and got settled in for the down down’s. Chairs appeared and a social circle formed.
Beverages were prepared and Hump the Shark assembled his material for the closing ceremony.
RA – Hump the SharkChoir – Liquor Lots and OPP
Hump the Shark delivered his list of crimes, accusations and rewards.
Hot Quicky – HareSlippy Thong was foundSomething with ice creamShakesbeer is his fashion senseSeems like I left this somewhereYes you can drink beer from this!Lady FingersNew Boot – ColinBlue Balls – finished first!Hot Quicky – presented with chalk found on trail
Seems like we had an milestone run. King Shit has achieved 1700 runs. He was rewarded with a special beverage once he had done justice to the half yard.
ReadySlow and steadyWait for the waveThis will be much appreciatedBooty CampStool StufferBeer in the RearScoobie and Slow Clap – racingSurvivors of the weekend – multiple events
Eventually, Hump the Shark ran out of material and we were declared “on the piss”.
On the Piss
Scribed by “Skewbic Hair”.
Trail Summary
The run of over 5 km was great! Lots of territory we had not been to. Great trail set by Hot Quicky.
Hash Extra
Some hashers found some unusual items on trail, including a wind up car and a glacier erratic.
With 24 hours of hashing promoted to mark the 2400 run on May 24, 2024, this run had had a quite a build up.
This Saturday afternoon run was event 5 of the weekend program, preceded by:
TGIF (Thank Goodness It’s Friday)
Sitting Hash
Dark Side of the Moon Hash
Rocky Mountain Hash
For this run, the group has a Rocky Mountain Hash Run warm up in the morning to prepared for Run 2400
The group gathered at the Blue Heron picnic area at the North Glenmore Park, after enjoying a Subway Sandwich lunch post Rocky Mountain Run.
Yummy lunch pre run
PMS summoned the group up the stairs to the parking lot to conduct the circle.
Circle up – up the stairsPMS – centre of attention
PMS went through the formalities of announcements, visitors, archives and introductions.
Insane BoltLoftyRashy BushSnow Blower and Booty CampKing ShitDouble PenetrationHump the SharkBackwashStool StufferHardlyShakesbeerMenage-a-TroisLiquor QuickerCamshaftMucky DipPyroOn InTwistySuck EverythingSlow ClapBump and GrindMmmmm Lady FingersSpring LoadedHot CheeksTommy Two FingersSnevilDastardlyLiquor Lots
Dark Side of the Moon and Bubble Boy
Charclittery Board and Weenie Roast
Daisy Duke
PMS called the hares into the circle to describe the marks we have for the trail.
The pack was released to find the marks showing true trail.
The Trail
Off we went to find trail. Some marks were found and we were off. Thankfully, we were spared the bushwhacking and climbing associated with the steep slopes around the reservoir.
The pack is released
Leisurely startOff we goDon’t think this is our arrowSnevil points the wayWe have marks on the sidewalks
Off through the wilds of Lakeview. We passed though parks and observed others having fun!
Fun times at the playgroundOthers having funBump and Grind on the spongy ground
Finding the marks that lead us through the myriad of walkways before us.
Trudging cross countryStoolie is committedLeisurely pathway strollBall handlingRelievingSnow BlowerDouble PenetrationWR and CBBubble BoyMaking progressBeer somewhereFeeling much betterStool StufferTTFShakesbeerDPHardlyHump the SharkSkewbic HairSnow BlowerRashy and MuckyTTF declares victoryHardly on trailHump the Shark sprintingHigh speed walk to the endGetting closeYes, that does say On In
The On In mark was found and we were directed back to the picnic site for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
Back at the picnic site, we prepared for the down down ceremony. The Religious Advisor, Skewbic Hair, gathered the necessary material for the down downs. In the absence of facts, stories were made up to ensure that everyone was happy. A choir was assembled of Weenie Roast, Princess Monkey Spanker and Hardly.
Down the stairsScoobie and the choir
Down down’s for the hares to start. Subsequent crimes and offences, and a special milestone. Many down downs related to the multiple hash shits.
Down Down for the choirThe Hares!LoftyReal Estate walkersAccused of pissing on trailCelebrating a Saskatoon connection
The hash shit parade began. Those that carried the hash shit on trail were eligible to get rid of it. Sadly, Weenie Roast’s hat shit magically appeared “after” the run. In spite of his protests, he maintained custody. Spring Loaded performed some sort of ritual dance which was enlightening,
Spring Loaded test the beer protection factor of the Hat ShitWalk around the Hat ShitSpring Loaded deems the Hat Shit — goodI likely have more to say!Hash Shits assembleI love this awardKing Shit for Tool Shed tastingSpring loaded for many thingShort cutters – we missed them!Happy to be here!
After enough shenanigans, the ceremony was declared done and “on the piss”. Drinking and chatting until the food truck arrived with a sumptuous dinner.
On the Piss
We tried to amuse ourselves prior to the arrival of the food truck. I not sure of the meaning or symbolism of some of these pictures, but you can judge for yourselves.
Yes I am having fun!Run injury hereSo cute!Gravity testViewBeaverHappy HashersMore HashersViewFood Truck spotting
Trail Summary
The epic trail was somewhere between 5 and 6 km. Excellent celebration run!
Setting trail on the May long weekend is challenging. For some reason, some think this is the time to go camping or cycle the Golden Triangle. Some of us even chose to be out of province for the run, as such, I rely on others for the good dirt on the run.
The Run Number of 2401 was intentionally selected to not jeopardize the pre arranged Run 2400 happening on May 24, 2025. I am sure the hash run accountants will be totally fine with this.
Pearce Estate Park was the location for the start of the run. Lying Sack of Shit volunteered to hare the run. All was looking good for an epic trail.
Apparently there was some rain to deal with, but that did not interfere with LSOS setting trail. The pack arrived in good order and got organized in something that looks like a circle.
A good turn out of 21 hashers were getting ready to experience the trail that Lying Sack of Shit had planned for the group.
Booty CampMmmmmm Lady FingersHot CheeksShakesbeerSnow BlowerPrincess Monkey SpankerSlow Clap and Beer in the RearLazy CummerLiquor LotsKarate KlitHardly and TwistyOn InHash Test DummyTighty WhiteyDastardlyLying Sack of ShitKing Shit
Hot Quickie – Photographer (archive shot)
PMS ran the circle. After extensive announcements and introductions, the hare, Lying Sack of Shit, was called into the circle to explain the marks.
LSOS looking for chalkSome of the marks look like this
Here are more marks to confuse you
It would appear that LSOS wanted to make this difficulted for the group. I see regular marks, plus back checks with numbers. Musical notes and “WASTED” probably have their own story.
The pack was released to find the true trail, or at least the marks that survived the rain.
The Trail
Off from the parking lot, the pack branched out to find marks indicating that they were on the true trail. Much confusion was present as apparently the hare was doing a fine job of marking trail after the pack had moved on.
LL leading Lazy Cummer astrayBeer in the RearPMS catching upLL with intentSlow ClapLeaning into the cornerLL looking for clues on where the trail goes from LSOSHot Quickie and Beer in the RearLook at those doggies goLC with a shoe washing opportunity
Careful with the railway crossings
The walkers had a great experience with some game paying. Not sure who won the Rock Paper Scissors championship.
Walking groupBridge selfieView of the city
RPS with Camshaft and Booty Camp
Perhaps Booty Camp was not the willer of RPS
The trail continued until the regroup was discovered. Apparently the tour included the sights and sounds of Inglewood, coming very close to Cold Garden.
At the regroup, all were happy with the selection of fine beverages available for the pack. The group got set up for parking lot down down’s
Magic table with one legThis was a popular non beer
The Down Down’s
On In was appointed the Religious Advisor (RA) for the closing ceremonies. I am sure that it was an epic event that will be understood by those that were there by the limited number if pictures I have to work with.
The choir of Hot Cheeks and PMS were in control of the tempo of the ceremony.
On In as RA. ChoirLocal feature
Some of the highlights of the down down’s include:
Liquor Lots was invited to wear her Race Shit inside out. Apparently Shakesbeer had some sort of a race flag. Twisted Sister, Dastardly and Tighty Whitey were call out for being short cutting walkers. Perhaps even crashed Sucks Everything’s residence. Snow Blower had a milestone run – 269. Some recognition of the cut throat Rock, Paper Scissors events on trail.
Dastardly knows about the train crossing problemLL tries to correct a racist dressing problemNice socksShakesbeer trying to fix something?PMS guards the coolerLC has another pair of socks just like this!Nice socks – Tighty WhiteyMatching
In the absence of evidence, I would imaging that the down down’s were outstanding, the group was happy, and On In declared the group “on the piss”.
Trail Summary
Looks like a solid 6 km of trail were delivered and enjoyed. I think the rain was just for dust control as the down down’s in the parking lot seemed to happen. Great trail by Lying Sack of Shit.
With Mother’s Day celebrations in hand, who would be better to set trail than two enthusiastic harrierettes, who also are mothers. The plan was to set the mother of all trails. Not to be missed and not to be taken lightly.
Please come and run our trailClean shoes guaranteed!
Princess Monkey Spanker (PMS) and Strap On Crampon set the trail from Rip’s Pub & Eatery in Millrise SW. Close proximity of Fish Creek Provincial Park and all manners of elevation changes, mud, dirt ,trees animals an, of course, Fish Creek!
Rip’s Pub claim to be very supportive of the Saskatchewan Rough Riders football team. I hope they do not check for Saskatchewan credentials at the door. Cheap beer and food deals are why we run, and they had both!
A fine venue
The weather was threatening, with rain in the forecast. Nothing to scare away the 21 hashers that showed up for the trail.
The group assembled outside in the parking lot anticipating the “mother” of all runs. Insane Bolt ran the circle as the group prepared for the run.
Circle Up
Looks like we had a archive and offspring of Menage-a-Trois, Ginger Stripe, who travelled from Ireland to run the trail.
Hump the SharkOPPPMSShakesbeer version 1On InPyroHardlyBlueballsKing ShitStrutting Strap OnAre we not cute!Menage and Hot CheeksKarate ClitLiquor LotsShakesbeer version 2DastardlyStrap OnTwisty and Stool StufferGinger Stripe and Menage-a-Trois
With the announcements and introductions complete, it was time to have the hares introduce the trail and the marks they have used to set the trail.
Hares!Flagging this colourPay attentionThis is what you are looking for!
With the trail described, the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
The trail headed West toward Shawnee Slopes neighbourhood. Recollections of the people that bought houses here on the golf course, only to have the golf course redeveloped into more properties! Not all were happy with this.
Street crossingWaiting patientlySuburban landscapePMS on trailThese fences are a great place for flaggingPlaygroundFun over here!LL climbingUp these stepsEasySwinger
More trail awaits for those that can find the marks. Eventually, the urban trail dropped into Fish Creek where fun was to be had by one and all.
Such fools – another check backStreet crossingWhere is the creek!Hot Quickie smiling for the photographerBlue Balls with intentPMS happy that all the check backs are workingKS following HardlyAmbitious runnersKK leading the packHardly knows the wayStool Stuffer leading KK
Fish Creek over there
Excellent marks I have put hereDownhill!Hashers like lemmings Hot Quickie leapsAnother excellent markHump the SharkTranquil pond
The pathway lead to the C-Train bridge over Fish Creek. What a great spot for a creek crossing?
C-Trail bridge
Stoolie catching upAnother excellent mark I have providedHot Quickie asking Hump to please drop here phoneNot that cold! No ice!My shark socks in their element
Of course, no good creek crossing goes unrewarded. Yes, you need to get back to the other side!
Such a great experienceNo enough stepping stones…My shoes have never been so clean!
The trail lead toward St. Mary’s University which offered some uphill and viewpoints.
Uphill againShakesbeer practicing his dance movesKK practicing here welcoming greetingsArt shotViewpoint
A view of the regroup gave the pack hope that his would all be over soon!
Finally, a sighting of the regroup location
The pack stumbled in to enjoy the beverages available at the regroup.
I won the HashBest trail ever!This is really tastyNumber 1 trailWe hares did a fantastic jobMy tongue fits nicely into these small glassesThis is the second best trail I have ever run!
Eventually, all the hashers arrived and started complaining about being cold. Back to the bar to warm up and have the down down’s.
Nice and warmCheap beer – my favouriteBest trail everBest beer deal ever!Suspect that are talking about something Irish
As the pack got settled in, food and drink was ordered at the group seemed happy!
Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He organized his program and prepared for the closing ceremonies.
Down Down beerReady for action!
Hump the Shark appointed Stoolie and Skewbic Hair as choir. They sang themselves a song, and handed off the photographer duties to Ginger Stripe.
ChoirPhotographer
Hump the Shark went through his list of down down’s. The hares, hash shit, various crimes and other made up actions.
HaresArchive – Ginger StripeHash Shit for Hump the SharkTwistyShakesbeer – water safety is importantOPPMenage examines the Hash ShitBlue BallsChoir doing an excellent jobKing ShitWhy am I here?I like this jacket!Real Estate might have a future!On InGot the walkers lost…On the Piss
Once we had run out of material, we were declared “on the piss” by Hump the Shark.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of 6 – 7 km’s. Fish Creek does not disappoint. Excellent work by PMS and Strap On crampon. One of the best trails I have never run.
Hash Extra
Unfortunately, your scribe was conflicted with a golfing appointment at the Lorrette course at Kananaskis. Even though the weather forecast called for snow, rain and cold, a fine round as the course was empty and there was no rain or snow. Something looking like sun appeared!
Those wimps scared away by a mere weather forecast!
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
